Getting the woman units involved.

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« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2015, 09:10:29 PM »
Then again ray is back in town too

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« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2015, 05:05:18 PM »
Wheres glasscutter, hes gotta be punking us right now.

My inner grammar nazi would never allow me to type like this guy talks and my trusty S3 would never have butched it up this badly.  Hell my inner grammar nazi almost didn't allow me to read it all.   I never considered anyone on here trying to troll as a prank.  Omar would have had a an either more creative, or more offensive avatar pic. Probably both creative and offensive.  I don't think he would take the time either.  Ray wouldn't have kept it up this long, and seems to be real busy too.  Honestly most of you newer folks I've never met so I dunno about y'all.

Gotta give a nomination here though for Most Epic Threadjack of 2015 so far.  This train ain't ever going back down the track.  But I gotta ask GT . . .
    GT did you really refer to women as "women units"?    And you have been married two decades???   You spend waaay too much time in the garage I'm thinking.  Crikey!   :screwy:
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« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2015, 05:33:22 PM »
My inner grammar nazi would never allow me to type like this guy talks and my trusty S3 would never have butched it up this badly.  Hell my inner grammar nazi almost didn't allow me to read it all.   I never considered anyone on here trying to troll as a prank.  Omar would have had a an either more creative, or more offensive avatar pic. Probably both creative and offensive.  I don't think he would take the time either.  Ray wouldn't have kept it up this long, and seems to be real busy too.  Honestly most of you newer folks I've never met so I dunno about y'all.

Gotta give a nomination here though for Most Epic Threadjack of 2015 so far.  This train ain't ever going back down the track.  But I gotta ask GT . . .
    GT did you really refer to women as "women units"?    And you have been married two decades???   You spend waaay too much time in the garage I'm thinking.  Crikey!   :screwy:

thats funny...

i laughed at the 'women units' part.  it didnt strike me weird in any way.  sheeeeeit, made me think of the movie cone heads...."parental units"

the thread jacker...on the other hand.... i was like, WHOA!  and it seemed he brought reinforcement....double whammy.
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« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2015, 07:00:14 PM »
My inner grammar nazi would never allow me to type like this guy talks and my trusty S3 would never have butched it up this badly.  Hell my inner grammar nazi almost didn't allow me to read it all.   I never considered anyone on here trying to troll as a prank.  Omar would have had a an either more creative, or more offensive avatar pic. Probably both creative and offensive.  I don't think he would take the time either.  Ray wouldn't have kept it up this long, and seems to be real busy too.  Honestly most of you newer folks I've never met so I dunno about y'all.

Gotta give a nomination here though for Most Epic Threadjack of 2015 so far.  This train ain't ever going back down the track.  But I gotta ask GT . . .
    GT did you really refer to women as "women units"?    And you have been married two decades???   You spend waaay too much time in the garage I'm thinking.  Crikey!   :screwy:

Yup,  Coneheads. Lmao. And yes,  it will be 24 years this spring.  Think of it this way, my dad has only been retired about 4 years and my son and daughter are both of drinking age.  (Even though neither of them touch the Devils tears).

We have the kid units, the dog unit,  the transport units. Lol.

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If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

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« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2015, 08:05:56 PM »

Yup,  Coneheads. Lmao. And yes,  it will be 24 years this spring.  Think of it this way, my dad has only been retired about 4 years and my son and daughter are both of drinking age.  (Even though neither of them touch the Devils tears).

We have the kid units, the dog unit,  the transport units. Lol.

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« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2015, 10:29:59 PM »
 :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I call my kids Coneheads ALL the time.  Seriously. All. The. Time

The reference totally escaped me.  DOH !            I still wouldn't use it when trying to get some though.  Just sayin'
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« Reply #56 on: August 14, 2015, 10:34:21 PM »
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I call my kids Coneheads ALL the time.  Seriously. All. The. Time

The reference totally escaped me.  DOH !            I still wouldn't use it when trying to get some though.  Just sayin'

Opportunity missed.

"Pleasure unit"..

Can't make this shit up... heehee..

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« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2015, 11:07:31 PM »
Nice.....lol...
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« Reply #58 on: August 15, 2015, 08:33:26 AM »
Guess I will have to think of some other tag.   I already have one "pleasure unit" in the garage.   She's been keeping me smiling since 1974.

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« Reply #59 on: October 23, 2015, 12:52:12 AM »
Im in
I'm game

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« Reply #60 on: October 23, 2015, 12:54:42 AM »
Lake Elsinore is the fastest lake in California? Are you smoking krack?

You may want to haul your junk up to Camp Far West or Modesto Reservoir. You will have a seriously thick slice of humble pie.

We brought up an honest 130mph runner bottom and was among the five slowest boats.

Just saying

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I meant by it advertises a no speed zone well it's posted at 150 mph

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« Reply #61 on: October 23, 2015, 08:54:28 AM »
Lake Elsinore is the fastest lake in California? Are you smoking krack?

You may want to haul your junk up to Camp Far West or Modesto Reservoir. You will have a seriously thick slice of humble pie.

We brought up an honest 130mph runner bottom and was among the five slowest boats.

Just saying

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« Reply #62 on: October 23, 2015, 10:20:42 AM »

He aint lyin. The boys at CFW dont mess around. Even though I would love to see some of the "top ten list" get involved up here.
. Yeah that's a haul for us to head up there. Maybe we put a plan to get her next year and try to put something together. The poster above was trying to say Elsinore lake is one of the only lakes in SoCal that has a speed zone. Most of the lakes have a 45 mph and under. Elsinore aka the green pond is known for being slow due to the water.  Im not sure what you guys have going on up there for boats But would like to check it out.


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« Reply #63 on: October 23, 2015, 10:25:16 AM »
Ahhh. I see. Ya for sure a haul up here.
But no, no speed limits up here. Especially in quarter mile cove. No cops either. You might find a minimum speed limit before you would find a naximum. Lol
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« Reply #64 on: October 23, 2015, 10:27:34 AM »
The only thing we worry about in the cove is the occasional sea flea and a wake board boat that doesnt know where they are at.
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« Reply #65 on: August 03, 2016, 02:51:57 AM »
Thanks  babe  for  the  compliment on my  never losing a run .  Its  all  the work and knowhow from my hot ass teacher . I would like to know what was being referred to as 
things  worked out
 in one of the threads please .

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« Reply #66 on: August 03, 2016, 02:58:02 AM »
He aint lyin. The boys at CFW dont mess around. Even though I would love to see some of the "top ten list" get involved up here.
If I can please,
What's a top ten list
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« Reply #67 on: August 03, 2016, 12:37:18 PM »
Popping my lady's river cherry in September. Her first lake trip was 3 weeks ago, and after meeting a couple of the wives she was hooked. They had exchanged numbers and are becoming quite good friends now. I hope she enjoys the river just as much if not more. After all, the river is a much better experience than the lake in my opinion.


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« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2017, 09:47:17 PM »
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