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« on: July 29, 2009, 12:01:43 PM »
Victor, Victor, Victor I have a write up Phil HAS TO WORK.  My CowPussy hurts too much to do it!

What Now Cow... I mean Al?

 

 
I have a short term fault on the the #1 Engine and Phil needs to work it!

 
I am not working it.  It is an Avionics fault and I am busy working on my stuff while Cow... I mean Al is digging through galleys looking for more food!
 

 
Cow... I mean Al Get out there and work it!
 

 
No, I am not going to work it!  It is Phils Job!  He has the engine!
 

 
Hey Victor!  Look Phil closed up the engine!  Hey Victor, look there is Bowers he got into his car and is leaving for home!
 

 

 
That is IT!  I am Calling Kevin and you two will be in my office in the morning!
 

 
We Are Sorry Victor it will never happen again!

 
What do you mean "We're Sorry"?  I didnt do anything wrong!

 
LOL!
LOL
 
 
 
« Last Edit: July 30, 2009, 09:26:50 AM by SkyHarborCowboy »
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 12:09:08 PM »
wtf!!!  ??? ??? ???

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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 12:09:50 PM »
Now I know who has been dipping into my stash.    Whoaaaaaaa . . .
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 12:18:10 PM »
Dude, that was BATTERY acid............ :screwy:

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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 12:32:56 PM »
Your not supposed to drink the bong water :screwy:
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 12:38:47 PM »
Dude, that was BATTERY acid............ :screwy:

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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 01:34:17 PM »
PUT THE PIPE DOWN!
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2009, 05:23:26 PM »
Seriously this has to be the stupidest post ever,no offense,maybe he's experimenting with mushrooms ?

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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2009, 05:33:34 PM »
Cow...I mean Al is clearly the bitch of the engine shop...and he is tired of it!!
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2009, 06:13:05 PM »
Things that make u go  Hmmmm  :-\
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2009, 06:29:59 PM »
No Brad took the trophy and retired it forever with his cow/people pics.    That will give ya nightmares.   You blocked it out already didn't ya ?????
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2009, 06:34:59 PM »
Wait a minute......maybe he be talkin about Ray  >:D ;D all this COW talk and all :screwy:
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2009, 07:15:11 PM »
And just think this guys walking around among us with one busted spring and the other one sagging.WTF is his point ,pissed at a co-worker,boy friend ,drug dealer,or parol officer

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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2009, 07:15:29 PM »
Im really confused :screwy: ??? :screwy: ??? :screwy: ???
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« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2009, 10:58:09 PM »
LOL,

I really didnt think anyone would see this.  This is a very inside storyline that has to do with people I know.  I made up this little cartoon strip but couldnt find anyway on the net to print it up other then to post it here! 

LOL

PS.  Ray has nothing to do with this.  He has plenty of udder things to do!
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« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 11:01:27 PM »
I kinda figured there was something more to this Joe, lol.

But I left the cowpie comments to myself  :sly:

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« Reply #16 on: July 30, 2009, 08:57:15 AM »
Cow...I mean Al is clearly the bitch of the engine shop...and he is tired of it!!

We have a winner!
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