Author Topic: focking cats (Read 3290 times)

Ralph Brunt · « **on:** February 20, 2010, 09:02:11 AM »

i came home yesturday and walked up to my front door and smelled cat piss WTF. There are a bunch of cats in my neiborhood (i hate focking cats) and they are pissing or whatever they do in my flower beds. I think there is 1 or2 in heat or something cause we been hearing them howl at night (i hate focking cats

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what can i do to keep them out of my front yard

(i hate focking cats

my dog keeps them out of my back yard, but, they drive her crazy witch in turn drives us crazy. I dont want to call the pound because i feel they will set traps and the old focker next door will just open the trap and let them out.

i'm ready to buy a pelet gun and go to war

, probably get in big trouble for that $:-\$

need help guys cause i focking hate cats.

Donjuan · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2010, 09:09:39 AM »

i say airsoft gun. hurts like a bb gun but wont go through the skin. this way you avoud a dead cat in yjur yard or the neibors. you dont have to worry about broken windows or richochet and the cats get the message.

Ralph Brunt · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2010, 09:15:05 AM »

the gun thing could be fun

but if the neibours (sp?) see me they would probably turn me in for animal cruelty

Brad @ SCJB · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2010, 09:15:09 AM »

go to the garden section at home depot...they have a lot of stuff to offer that will keep them out of your garden.

Ralph Brunt · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2010, 09:18:23 AM »

Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on February 20, 2010, 09:15:09 AM

go to the garden section at home depot...they have a lot of stuff to offer that will keep them out of your garden.

thats where im headed in a few minutes, i read that marigold plants repel cats so i am going to buy some.

Donjuan · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2010, 09:24:00 AM »

airsoft is fun and pet friendly. if you have kids it works on them to. till they get one of corse.

75 fantasy · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2010, 09:41:17 AM »

Ralph cats aren't that bad! We have two and they are low maintance just give food and water and off to the lake!
We have a neighbor cat that does the same and chasing works and airsoft with low fps. Good luck.

GT Jets · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2010, 09:58:07 AM »

A motion sensor and a sprinkler works well...

I am a cat lover (I know $:-\$ ) but cannot stand cat crap and piss in the entry way to the house, I picked up an outdoor motion sensor deal and an electric sprinkler valve, a little wire and some simple plumbing and viola, the motion sensor even came with a little remote control

X2 on the air soft pistol though, the problem is that cats are attracted to the female scent, they will keep coming back. The males are the ones pissing all over the place....

GT

enginedoctor · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2010, 12:55:10 PM »

Place clear water jugs uncapped where ever you dont want the cats....worked 4 me.

Nordie · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2010, 01:05:35 PM »

i use a couple of strategies when i see the cats....the other day i used my rc car....dont think that cat will be coming around snytime soon! i also have an air soft pistol they do sting! used it on myself! also i have a blow gun with these plastic studs that works extremely well....all i gotta say ralph is its a fine line and you cant please everyone! some people will think anything you do is cruel, and some will be onboard with the idea...goodluck with whatever you do

milkmoney · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2010, 02:19:56 PM »

first off i would shoot the little fockers with a garden hose with full pressure, then if that doesnt do it i would just ring thier neck like a chicken and throw them away, kinda like controlling the population like china does. and they kill people so a few less cats wont hurt anybody..

GlassCutter · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2010, 02:46:49 PM »

[quote

X2 on the air soft pistol though, the problem is that cats are attracted to the female scent, they will keep coming back. The males are the ones pissing all over the place....

GT
[/quote]

So you're saying he should stop smelling like a pussy?

Ralph Brunt · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:20:00 PM »

Quote from: Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com on February 20, 2010, 09:15:09 AM

go to the garden section at home depot...they have a lot of stuff to offer that will keep them out of your garden.

no luck at home depot

went to lowes and no luck there, but, i did find a pressure washer on sale for 140 bucks regular 300 so the day was not all bad

Quote from: Donjuan on February 20, 2010, 09:24:00 AM

airsoft is fun and pet friendly. if you have kids it works on them to. till they get one of corse.

air soft is on my list

Quote from: GT Jets on February 20, 2010, 09:58:07 AM

A motion sensor and a sprinkler works well...

I am a cat lover (I know $:-\$ ) but cannot stand cat crap and piss in the entry way to the house, I picked up an outdoor motion sensor deal and an electric sprinkler valve, a little wire and some simple plumbing and viola, the motion sensor even came with a little remote control

X2 on the air soft pistol though, the problem is that cats are attracted to the female scent, they will keep coming back. The males are the ones pissing all over the place....

GT

i looked for such a devise and no luck

if what i got up my sleeve does not work i will be looking at this as well

Quote from: enginedoctor on February 20, 2010, 12:55:10 PM

Place clear water jugs uncapped where ever you dont want the cats....worked 4 me.

i have seen this in peoples yard and always wondered wtf

no w i know,

and will be trying this.

i am going to sprinkle some cayenne pepper in the flower garden

i read that when they come in the flower garden and walk it gets on their paws and then they lick their paws to clean and yoweeeeeeeeeeee

Quote from: GlassCutter on February 20, 2010, 02:46:49 PM

[quote

X2 on the air soft pistol though, the problem is that cats are attracted to the female scent, they will keep coming back. The males are the ones pissing all over the place....

GT

So you're saying he should stop smelling like a pussy?

oh GC if you only knew

challenger · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:28:59 PM »

Ralph you can go to the humanizes society till them theres wild cats in your yard get the trap cage them take them back..... done

Ralph Brunt · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:32:33 PM »

Quote from: challenger on February 20, 2010, 04:28:59 PM

Ralph you can go to the humanizes society till them theres wild cats in your yard get the trap cage them take them back..... done

they are my neighbors cats

so when im at work he will just let them out of the traps

Brad @ SCJB · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2010, 04:37:02 PM »

Quote from: milkmoney on February 20, 2010, 02:19:56 PM

first off i would shoot the little fockers with a garden hose with full pressure, then if that doesnt do it i would just ring thier neck like a chicken and throw them away, kinda like controlling the population like china does. and they kill people so a few less cats wont hurt anybody..

Ralph, heres some good reading: http://landscaping.about.com/od/pestcontrol/a/cat_repellents.htm