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« Reply #275 on: March 30, 2018, 09:26:11 AM »
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?





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« Reply #276 on: March 30, 2018, 12:00:37 PM »
What's over 12" long and white?











Absolutely nothing....


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« Reply #277 on: March 30, 2018, 05:38:12 PM »
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.

One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded
biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaims, " I want to join your club."
The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join.

The biker asks, " Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and
points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Sure do... drink like a fish. I'll drink
any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4
packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting
pool."

The biker asks: "Do you use profanity?"

"Fuckin' A I do, you asshole!" replies the old lady.

The biker is very impressed and asks," Last Question. Have you ever been
picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I've been
swung around by the nipples."


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If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

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« Reply #278 on: March 30, 2018, 05:59:04 PM »
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.

One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded
biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.

She proclaims, " I want to join your club."
The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join.

The biker asks, " Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and
points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Sure do... drink like a fish. I'll drink
any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least 4
packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting
pool."

The biker asks: "Do you use profanity?"

"Fuckin' A I do, you asshole!" replies the old lady.

The biker is very impressed and asks," Last Question. Have you ever been
picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope...but I've been
swung around by the nipples."


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« Reply #279 on: March 31, 2018, 04:02:49 PM »
Two Texas senators are riding a horse in a parade, a man says "Hey, look at the two assholes on that horse!" they both hopped off and looked...


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« Reply #280 on: March 31, 2018, 10:58:25 PM »
Good shit love it


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