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Will Quickjet and Warlock get together and ...

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The Quickjet and Warlock show!!!

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« on: February 02, 2007, 08:26:30 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2007, 08:30:46 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2007, 08:37:52 AM »
I clicked "Make up Sex". I know it's gay but I thought I'd try things HIS way for a change.  :D :D :D

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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 08:51:27 AM »
NOT that its difficult, but I am confused.
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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 08:59:47 AM »
I declare Q-Jet the Weiner ;D....opps...I mean WINNER!!! ;D ;D ;D
Now can I have an autograph??
« Last Edit: February 02, 2007, 09:32:37 AM by warlock »

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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 09:11:53 AM »
NOT that its difficult, but I am confused.
Oh it's nothing really. Just a little domestic disspute. The cops came and saw my torn spagetti stained tank top. Warlock had my skin under his nails and was obviously drunk. They hauled us both in and made us sleep it off. NOw we have to decide who keeps the apartment and who gets the cats. Dividing the Streisand CD's is going to be the hardest.  :'(

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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 09:13:38 AM »
Oh it's nothing really. Just a little domestic disspute. The cops came and saw my torn spagetti stained tank top. Warlock had my skin under his nails and was obviously drunk. They hauled us both in and made us sleep it off. NOw we have to decide who keeps the apartment and who gets the cats. Dividing the Streisand CD's is going to be the hardest.  :'(
Now that some funny shit right there!!! I get the boat!!! ;D ;D

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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2007, 09:16:08 AM »
I declare Q-Jet the Wiener....opps...I mean WINNER!!! ;D ;D ;D
Now can I have an autograph??
It's spelled "weiner" not "wiener". I have one I should know ;)
Adn your autographed picture of me sitting next to my boat on the trailer is in the mail  ;)

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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2007, 09:20:42 AM »
It's spelled "weiner" not "wiener". I have one I should know ;)
Adn your autographed picture of me sitting next to my boat on the trailer is in the mail  ;)
Ohhhh...Goody, I'm clearing out a spot on the mantel right now! I do get ta' keep the mantel.....right?

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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2007, 09:38:48 AM »
Ohhhh...Goody, I'm clearing out a spot on the mantel right now! I do get ta' keep the mantel.....right?
Ha ha ha...yes you can keep the mantle. ;D :D

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2007, 10:30:03 AM »
The first thing I've gotta do is unravel this ball of yarn, find out what role everyone is playing, and then figure out the best course of action to take. This is going to be very intense. It's going to be full time, but we're gunna get started.

Now what we have here is a love hate situation. You can be candid about the problem... I dont care, but I am going to be candid with you to become a part of the solution. There are going to be things that are going to be hard to hear, but I think its important to hear what I have to say, then I want you to react to that.

I just want to make an observation here that I think is important to me. The shrink in me has listened to this and I have studied this young man in other posts and have seen how he conducts himself and what he does...

Think what kind of unprincipled individual you would have to be knowing that there are items such as your pets, living quarters and Barbara Stresand CD's that are at stake here, reguarless of the long lovin relationship you have built over time on these forums.

There is a expression where I come from - 'arguing on the internet is gods way of saying that you are still retarded if you win'.

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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2007, 10:40:03 AM »
I'm ready to change Doctor Phil..........really  :-\

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2007, 10:47:55 AM »
Look here Dr. Phil...My Outboard will kick your ASS!!!! >:D  >:D >:D

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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2007, 10:52:04 AM »
The first thing I've gotta do is unravel this ball of yarn, find out what role everyone is playing, and then figure out the best course of action to take. This is going to be very intense. It's going to be full time, but we're gunna get started.

Now what we have here is a love hate situation. You can be candid about the problem... I dont care, but I am going to be candid with you to become a part of the solution. There are going to be things that are going to be hard to hear, but I think its important to hear what I have to say, then I want you to react to that.

I just want to make an observation here that I think is important to me. The shrink in me has listened to this and I have studied this young man in other posts and have seen how he conducts himself and what he does...

Think what kind of unprincipled individual you would have to be knowing that there are items such as your pets, living quarters and Barbara Stresand CD's that are at stake here, reguarless of the long lovin relationship you have built over time on these forums.

There is a expression where I come from - 'arguing on the internet is gods way of saying that you are still retarded if you win'.

-Dr Phil


That is some funny ass shit!!!
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2007, 10:57:16 AM »
Look here Dr. Phil...My Outboard will kick your ASS!!!! >:D  >:D >:D
Sorry Doc :-[....Q-Jet says I have a drinkin' problem....But I keep telling him....I get drunk...we fight...I pass out...No Problem!!!! ;D

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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2007, 10:58:44 AM »
That is some funny ass shit!!!
Yes it is! ;D

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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2007, 11:04:24 AM »
Hah! I'm makin' the fast get away with the kitchen table!! ;D

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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2007, 11:07:48 AM »
Hah! I'm makin' the fast get away with the kitchen table!! ;D
Damnit Warlock. I said you could have the Mantle!! I said nothing about the table  >:D

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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2007, 11:17:48 AM »

There is a expression where I come from - 'arguing on the internet is gods way of saying that you are still retarded if you win'.


I havent had a good laugh in a long time. You butchered that saying so bad in true Dr Phil form. Classic.

Positive karma for you.

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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2007, 11:18:25 AM »
Damnit Warlock. I said you could have the Mantle!! I said nothing about the table  >:D
Phil!!! Q-Jet is yelling at me again! ;D

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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2007, 04:20:39 PM »
It smells like bu-dussy in here.  ???

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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2007, 04:56:00 PM »
It smells like bu-dussy in here.  ???

-beerjet-
boodie cock and pussy ???

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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2007, 06:20:54 PM »
boodie dick and pussy ???
There . I fixed it for ya. Nice try though .

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i dont but im all for stuffin shit in her ass to make her go away :-*

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« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2007, 09:07:11 AM »
There . I fixed it for ya. Nice try though .

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Damnit! Happens every time......... ::)

 


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