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Discussion => Boat Showcase => Topic started by: honda1 on November 29, 2009, 07:57:44 AM

Title: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on November 29, 2009, 07:57:44 AM

pics are a must ;D and its just for off season fun guys

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Ralph Brunt on November 29, 2009, 08:22:51 AM

how about slowest and ugliest boat :D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on November 29, 2009, 09:13:50 AM

OK thats all good to but no dingys ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: beerjet on November 29, 2009, 10:04:34 AM

Quote from: Ralph Brunt on November 29, 2009, 08:22:51 AM

how about slowest and ugliest boat :D

Come on Ralph !  ???
Why you gotta come at me like that ?
I realize the my Hallett leaves little to be desired but geeeez ......
Go easy on her would ya  :'(

-beerjet-

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: IRRebel on November 29, 2009, 10:35:14 AM

Quote from: beerjet on November 29, 2009, 10:04:34 AM

Come on Ralph !  ???
Why you gotta come at me like that ?
I realize the my Hallett leaves little to be desired but geeeez ......
Go easy on her would ya  :'(

-beerjet-

LOL You're fine Omar! Boat looks good. I got the ugly part hands down.

Ray

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: GlassCutter on November 29, 2009, 10:47:03 AM

I proudly accept the nomination for slowest.    One day . . .

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: GT Jets on November 29, 2009, 12:54:22 PM

Damn....I don't fit in any of the choices......

need more, like, most disassembled, the most used parts, most Mickey Moused, least used, most covered in junk, cheapest, I could go on for an hour.

GT

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: 76NORDIC on November 29, 2009, 01:18:55 PM

What about family friendly, turnkey, reliable, 65mph stocker 460, tube puller, etc.etc. :thumbup:

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: 76NORDIC on November 29, 2009, 01:24:03 PM

forgot pic ::)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Ralph Brunt on November 29, 2009, 02:07:47 PM

fastest sleepercp
best looking  milkmoney

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on November 29, 2009, 03:44:11 PM

Hey Ray are you sure moo wasnt one of them there fire dogs in a past life ;D ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on November 29, 2009, 03:47:58 PM

I like Toms v drive that sure is a pertty boat attention to detail is awsome

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: HDriderTH on November 29, 2009, 06:00:29 PM

Quote from: Ralph Brunt on November 29, 2009, 02:07:47 PM

fastest sleepercp
best looking  milkmoney

I dont know the sleepecp boat but Brad just made a varified 94 mph lap

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Nordie on November 29, 2009, 08:20:12 PM

Me hands down the slowest for the type of hull...hands down hallet dave has the prettiest boat in my opinion of course! But sleeper cp is fastest when he is spraying of course I think we are going to have some faster boats over here for next season...this thread can be interesting to say the least

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: 76NORDIC on November 29, 2009, 08:58:55 PM

Where are the pics tho ??? ??? ???

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: n8dawg on November 29, 2009, 10:48:10 PM

I dont know who owns this boat but it is one of my all time favorites!
I think this thing sweeps all 3 categories!!!!!

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hotboatpics.com%2Fpics%2Fdata%2F500%2F61421980_CP.jpg&hash=26cfd15c774903acbfe776f803829bcf93e7bddb)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: n8dawg on November 29, 2009, 10:55:15 PM

Quote from: Ralph Brunt on November 29, 2009, 02:07:47 PM

fastest sleepercp
best looking  milkmoney

I think Cyclone has Sleeper beat. Sleeper's boat is no slouch thats forsure!

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Marcsrollin on November 30, 2009, 08:34:17 AM

There is a handfull of jet boats around that are in the 130's.

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: HDriderTH on November 30, 2009, 08:53:47 AM

Quote from: Marcsrollin on November 30, 2009, 08:34:17 AM

There is a handfull of jet boats around that are in the 130's.

Remember Willis and that dude w/ the 150 mph boat like Rods tunnel are still signed on here.  I thot this was about "our" boats.  Brad just posted a 94 mph pass, who can top it?  As far as "badass", seen V-drive Jerry's "Honcho"?  I remember when I first signed on here, I thot Omars blue Suguaro was one super nice ride....some day.

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: IRRebel on November 30, 2009, 01:54:44 PM

Quote from: HDriderTH on November 30, 2009, 08:53:47 AM

Remember Willis and that dude w/ the 150 mph boat like Rods tunnel are still signed on here.  I thot this was about "our" boats.  Brad just posted a 94 mph pass, who can top it?  As far as "badass", seen V-drive Jerry's "Honcho"?  I remember when I first signed on here, I thot Omars blue Suguaro was one super nice ride....some day.

Omars Saguaro is one beautiful machine, to be sure, and I hope mine looks as sweet as that one did when Omar had it. But Yours is one sweet ass machine as well, Terry, as is Hallet Daves, and most of Tom's that I've seen.

Quote from: honda1 on November 29, 2009, 03:44:11 PM

Hey Ray are you sure moo wasnt one of them there fire dogs in a past life ;D ;D

No, Moo wasn't a firehouse dog, she was the "Milk Man" before I got it,  ;D

Ray

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on November 30, 2009, 04:44:57 PM

OK so fare Brads is on top with his documented 94 mhp pass  and his large cahonys   BOY I would hate to hit the water that fast  :o

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: BOOST on November 30, 2009, 05:45:42 PM

    Here you go the fastest family boat on here,I have some proof so own up Bud with a pic ;)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on November 30, 2009, 07:30:07 PM

Boost has fastest family boat  :thumbup: :thumbup: ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: beerjet on November 30, 2009, 07:52:40 PM

Cyclone is signed up here and his pile is as pretty as they get  :thumbup:
He gets my nod for all of the above  :thumbup:
Williams Mach 1 tunnel is no longer.
If I was him , i would have cut the deck off the boat and hung it up in the garage as suggested.
he'll never get what was put into that boat nor what its capabilities are worth.

-beerjet-

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: BOOST on November 30, 2009, 07:56:02 PM

Quote from: honda1 on November 30, 2009, 07:30:07 PM

Boost has fastest family boat  :thumbup: :thumbup: ;D

No thats not my boat lol I was posting it up for Ralph ::)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: cakemoto on November 30, 2009, 08:42:59 PM

How about best upside down boat?

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: OC2Vegas on November 30, 2009, 08:48:35 PM

if thats allowed, how about best looking boat on a jetski stand....


(https://www.socaljetboats.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7616.0;attach=29746;image)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: HDriderTH on December 02, 2009, 09:40:37 AM

Quote from: IRRebel on November 30, 2009, 01:54:44 PM

Omars Saguaro is one beautiful machine, to be sure, and I hope mine looks as sweet as that one did when Omar had it. But Yours is one sweet ass machine as well, Terry, as is Hallet Daves, and most of Tom's that I've seen.
No, Moo wasn't a firehouse dog, she was the "Milk Man" before I got it,  ;D

Ray

Thanks Bro but put me down for "most aluminum to polish"

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: FORKEDUP on December 02, 2009, 10:33:03 AM

jrork's boat is extremely nice and well put together, and he did most all of it in his garage.
tjsnordic has to have some of the best machine work hands down.

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Marcsrollin on December 02, 2009, 11:09:22 AM

I'll throw my hat in the ring for fastest river non-drag boat. I'll be fast but I cant compete with cyclone.

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: MADSKILLZ on December 02, 2009, 11:22:42 AM

How about the Scorpion best project river drag boat!  ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: IRRebel on December 02, 2009, 09:46:10 PM

If that Scorpion is even close to your Schiada, it'll rank VERY well in all catergories Nick!

I'm still trying to figure how I can get the Greenie to even compete in any of this, and keep my wallet, house and sanity! Most original? maybe? That boat has me in a quagmire as to what I'm gonna do with it.

The Moo certainly has to be the most unique as far as paint (Not to my credit, all I did was repower the thing, mostly), and the Saguaro, when done probably mid summer, has big shoes to fill from Omars and the one 2Sav had.

Fastest? Don't even want to try in that arena right now. I'm unpopular enough with the mediocre speeds I CAN hit, kinda hard to find co-pilots these days except for the kids! (My Father refused to ride in Moo after I fired it up in the driveway to make sure everything checked out before heading to the lake this past Saturday. Tried to tell him it's kinda docile, comparatively to you guys,  ;D, didn't work).

Ray

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: n8dawg on December 02, 2009, 10:51:03 PM

How about longest road trip to get their boat this year!

Ventura, Ca. to Norman, OK.=  20hrs there and 20hrs back. About 2800 miles!
I left after work early Wed. morning (0300hrs) drove non-stop made it to Oklahoma City by Thurs. night at 2100hrs. Drove down to the guys house, picked up the boat and drove straight back. I pulled into my driveway at 0500hrs Saturday morning. Hopped out of my truck and jumped straight into my work truck where I had to be at work on the 710 freeway in long beach by noon.
This was back in August, we were totally slammed with work and my boss said you have 2 days, go do what you gotta do but your back to work at noon on Saturday or else start looking for another job!
I don't think I would ever do that again for a boat but it was a cool expierence. :screwy:

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on December 03, 2009, 06:10:08 AM

You got it bad Dawg ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: MADSKILLZ on December 03, 2009, 09:20:57 AM

Quote

If that Scorpion is even close to your Schiada, it'll rank VERY well in all catergories Nick

Thanks Ray! Though the Schiada was my dads.

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: jet boat performance on December 03, 2009, 11:02:02 AM

How bout the biggest "Fleet"  ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: OC2Vegas on December 03, 2009, 11:20:07 AM

Quote from: jet boat performance on December 03, 2009, 11:02:02 AM

How bout the biggest "Fleet"  ;D

Ray buys anymore boats and he may give you a run for your money on that one!

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: MADSKILLZ on December 03, 2009, 11:23:17 AM

x2  ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Nordie on December 03, 2009, 01:59:41 PM

Speaking of pissing I been sitting at quest diagnostics waitng for like ever to piss...does that fall into any category?

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: IRRebel on December 03, 2009, 04:14:45 PM

Quote from: OC2Vegas on December 03, 2009, 11:20:07 AM

Ray buys anymore boats and he may give you a run for your money on that one!

I'm done for this year.......I think I can last 28 days without buying sumpin................ :-\

Ray

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: crewchief22 on December 03, 2009, 07:14:24 PM

Quote from: IRRebel on December 03, 2009, 04:14:45 PM

I'm done for this year.......I think I can last 28 days without buying sumpin................ :-\

Ray

R-R-Right  ;D


Can I interest you in a...   ;)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: IRRebel on December 03, 2009, 07:25:15 PM

Quote from: crewchief22 on December 03, 2009, 07:14:24 PM

R-R-Right  ;D


Can I interest you in a...   ;)

LMAO!

Ray

I am a BAD example......... But what is it?

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: farmergord on December 03, 2009, 07:44:13 PM

longest trip to get thier boat Farmergord 27 hours each way British Columbia to California and back  ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: bkplesh on December 06, 2009, 07:56:50 AM

Quote from: boost on November 30, 2009, 05:45:42 PM

    Here you go the fastest family boat on here,I have some proof so own up Bud with a pic ;)

maybe the fastest jet family boat...

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: jet boat performance on December 06, 2009, 09:30:50 AM

Quote from: bkplesh on December 06, 2009, 07:56:50 AM

maybe the fastest jet family boat...

Wait does that "family boat" gotta be a Jet  :screwy:

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Marcsrollin on December 06, 2009, 11:26:10 AM

Quote from: bkplesh on December 06, 2009, 07:56:50 AM

maybe the fastest jet family boat...

I have to admit , as much as I hate whackers that one hauls ass. When you put 2 2.5 offshore race merc's on the back I guess it has no choice but to.

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: propless on December 06, 2009, 12:00:14 PM

Quote from: bkplesh on December 06, 2009, 07:56:50 AM

maybe the fastest jet family boat...

 I was waiting to see how long it would take you to find this thread.  ::)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Just Electric on December 06, 2009, 02:21:58 PM

nice thread but need more pics of boats and babes  ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: beerjet on December 07, 2009, 08:00:31 AM

Quote from: Just Electric on December 06, 2009, 02:21:58 PM

nice thread but need more pics of boats and babes  ;D

You better get on that then ......  ;D

-beerjet-

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on December 07, 2009, 06:04:56 PM

yea what he said ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: FORKEDUP on December 08, 2009, 07:30:07 AM

biggest regret for getting rid of a boat :banghead: :screwy:

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on December 08, 2009, 03:45:14 PM

yea you win biggest regreat I would have givin up the dog or wife and kept the boat lol  >:D :screwy:

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: Just Electric on December 08, 2009, 04:04:54 PM

Quote from: honda1 on December 07, 2009, 06:04:56 PM

yea what he said ;D

all you have to do is go down a few threads to hey propless.my pics are to large for this site and i am to lazy to resize them

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: JR131 on December 08, 2009, 06:22:10 PM

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Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: just squirtin on December 08, 2009, 10:50:30 PM

how about most road trips to pick up boats

sac to billings montana
sac to mousers place
sac to oregon

most boats non business orientated=1 swtd=1placecraft tunnel=2 southwind 18fters =i 76 daytona = 1 75 eliminator bubble deck and 1 70 vintage cobra jet

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: IRRebel on December 08, 2009, 10:58:47 PM

Quote from: just squirtin on December 08, 2009, 10:50:30 PM

how about most road trips to pick up boats

sac to billings montana
sac to mousers place
sac to oregon

most boats non business orientated=1 swtd=1placecraft tunnel=2 southwind 18fters =i 76 daytona = 1 75 eliminator bubble deck and 1 70 vintage cobra jet

How many Running?  ;D

Ray

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: just squirtin on December 08, 2009, 11:58:28 PM

swtd is my running boat now=will be at cfw on the 1st

placecraft will be running by end of feb

one of the 18 will get motor back from swtd and new motor will be put in swtd undetermined what kind at this time

daytona is getting bottom redone and changed to rounded keel

other 18 and bubbledeck might be for sale

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: jet boat performance on December 09, 2009, 09:25:04 AM

Is there a category for most semi naked chicks in a Flatty ?
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2F69%2520Schiada%2Fphotoshoot111.jpg&hash=fad4bdb3e7bb9f74b817c4b7869aa03b5c0ea435)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: GlassCutter on December 09, 2009, 09:29:01 AM

Thanks to you there is one now.   Score 1 for Grandpa   :thumbup:

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on December 09, 2009, 04:55:28 PM

Tom with a limbedo like that way do they keep calling you grampa oh  yea you win that one   man that boat just turns me on >:D >:D >:D >:D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: RTriebess on December 09, 2009, 06:31:36 PM

Quote from: jet boat performance on December 03, 2009, 11:02:02 AM

How bout the biggest "Fleet"  ;D

justsquirtin might have the biggest fleet. (2) 78 southwind v bottoms (1) south dragster (1) place craft tunnel (1) eliminator v bottom
(1) eliminator daytona till I buy that one from him.

Fastest has to be three digits!  I don't have a confirmed top mph # but went 85 mph on primaries. It is also a family boat as long as I brought enough gas. It has a back seat

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: jet boat performance on December 10, 2009, 08:15:10 AM

Quote from: RTriebess on December 09, 2009, 06:31:36 PM

justsquirtin might have the biggest fleet. (2) 78 southwind v bottoms (1) south dragster (1) place craft tunnel (1) eliminator v bottom
(1) eliminator daytona till I buy that one from him.

Fastest has to be three digits!  I don't have a confirmed top mph # but went 85 mph on primaries. It is also a family boat as long as I brought enough gas. It has a back seat

Sorry Bud Got your Pops fleet in "Check" at least in the  "turn key" ;)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: honda1 on December 10, 2009, 04:50:25 PM

Tom do all your turn key boats have chicks to  >:D >:D ;D

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: jet boat performance on December 10, 2009, 08:07:06 PM

Quote from: honda1 on December 10, 2009, 04:50:25 PM

Tom do all your turn key boats have chicks to  >:D >:D ;D

no  but heres a couple of my buddies boats for the "thread"
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2FSA%2520playday%252008%2FResizeofphotoshoot048.jpg&hash=aeae12a8b3d73ec042500856637af8d41f8b2f46)
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2Fhal%2FDSC01825.jpg&hash=cb21873ddee50f12d5331b6aa9d5029ab30ef3b2)
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2FSA%2520playday%252008%2FResizeofphotoshoot152.jpg&hash=4305e5bcb6a59a147f01d74f2376d0d7174e1f69)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: challenger on December 10, 2009, 08:28:09 PM

Quote from: jet boat performance on December 10, 2009, 08:07:06 PM

No but heres a couple of my buddies boats for the "thread"
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2FMiller%2520Tommy%2FDSC07133.jpg&hash=f565b98920675ecd444986866baf6d5160d315b7)
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2Fhal%2FDSC01825.jpg&hash=cb21873ddee50f12d5331b6aa9d5029ab30ef3b2)
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2FSA%2520playday%252008%2Fphotoshoot152.jpg&hash=10d00f462e321bea49e518814faf26b49c8ee823)

:thumbup:shit  :thumbup:  :o

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: jet boat performance on December 10, 2009, 08:57:00 PM

Quote from: jet boat performance on December 10, 2009, 08:07:06 PM

no  but heres a couple of my buddies boats for the "thread"
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2FSA%2520playday%252008%2FResizeofphotoshoot048.jpg&hash=aeae12a8b3d73ec042500856637af8d41f8b2f46)
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2Fhal%2FDSC01825.jpg&hash=cb21873ddee50f12d5331b6aa9d5029ab30ef3b2)
(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi147.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr319%2Fjetboatperformance%2FSA%2520playday%252008%2FResizeofphotoshoot152.jpg&hash=4305e5bcb6a59a147f01d74f2376d0d7174e1f69)

I reposted to clear the pic size screw up :)

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: just squirtin on December 10, 2009, 11:53:52 PM

hey tom-yes you do got me beat on turn key-all my keys turn but nothin happens =======yet

might need and intake housing from you=check post in pb /shoemaker/je  versus j others

Title: Re: pissing match
Post by: jet boat performance on December 11, 2009, 06:49:42 AM

Doug re the intake please check your PMs Tom