I don't get it, not the first time and not the last, show me ONE PHUKIN PART OF THAT BOAT'S BOTTOM THAT IS FLAT? 

Three times a day I hear...... "I have a flatbottom 350 jet that hauls ass. Im revving about 6800rpm doing at least 100mph. I just look at em and say "that's cool"

Hey man, you don't know jack, my tunle haul is a flat bottom, it's got a droop snoop for when I really want to haul asss, you should see the Rooster when I'm running over a 100 mph up river, it's blown right now, water injected with solid steel lines, and has a real big Edlebrok carb on it, oh yea, the best part, it's a Chevele SS 396 engine that's been boared to a 540.