It's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
I told my wife I wanted a boat one night while we were getting ready for bed, she said no....to which I replied well that sucks because I brought one home. She laughed and thought I was kidding. The next morning she was leaving and saw the kona. And that's how I got my old kona lol.
I told my wife one morning I was gonna go look at a k5, she said don't waste your time. I said ok. I drove a k5 home that night.
If it's something small like parts, as long as I have had it for more than 24 hours without her finding out well then I have always had it.
The best way to explain buying toys to a woman is this, she buys make up to make herself look good amongst other women right? And that's a monthly investment. You buy toys to make you look good amongst other men, it's just a 1 time lump sum instead of monthly dues. AAAAAAAnnnnnddddd it's something the whole family gets to enjoy. Bam.
And that's why I get away with everything.
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Just tell her you need to get a prescription for boner pills if you don't get to buy the toys and anytime you have a boner she had to drop everything and ride it like a grocery store coin operated pony.
If she says no way in hell, you just say the toys are your only release. ... If she said yes, when she is all touted or from riding the baloney pony for two and a half hours, you ask her about the Blazer, boat or whatever just before she falls asleep. .. Just be sure to record the answer. ..
Done.
GT
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