The first time getting my current boat wet, I had a similar problem. There is a spade that is part of the front oil pan gasket set that pushes through the timing cover to retain that part of the of the oil pan. The previous owner removed the timing cover without removing the pan and used blue RTV to seal it back up. One of the holes (one on each side) on the timing cover didn’t get filled with RTV and at the first application of throttle, it became an oil geyser that hosed down the entire starboard side.
Point being, it could be something small.
I would throw in a set of K&N push-in breathers and try it again. Be advised, these will make a mess also.

Engines are remarkably robust yet surprisingly fragile. Look at it his way, you are learning a lot.