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What's the Secret?
« on: March 20, 2008, 06:12:59 PM »
Ok, what's the secret of pushing on push-on hose onto push-on fittings?
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 06:16:22 PM »
Greg, when I did mine I used some ATF on the fittings and a little in the hose itself, I pushed it on until I could push no more then I gave it a good whack or two with a rubber mallet while holding the fitting in my hand, yes I hit my had a few times. I was also told to soak the ends of the hose in HOT water for a few minutes to let it soften and "grow" a bit. Good luck.

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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 06:22:36 PM »
Greg, when I did mine I used some ATF on the fittings and a little in the hose itself, I pushed it on until I could push no more then I gave it a good whack or two with a rubber mallet while holding the fitting in my hand, yes I hit my had a few times. I was also told to soak the ends of the hose in HOT water for a few minutes to let it soften and "grow" a bit. Good luck.

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Thanks Skip,  I was just getting ready to do the hot water trick and if that doesn't work I'll try that and ATF.

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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 06:24:45 PM »
I've heard of people talking about these push on deals but I don't think I've ever seen them, how about a pic or two when you can?
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 06:27:39 PM »
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 06:33:08 PM »
i used just a little bit of white grease and it worked ok. i know one thing once those things are on they dont come off unless you cut them off
just my .02
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 06:36:38 PM »
I like WD40 and / or palmolive.
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 06:42:52 PM »
Here you go Rod,

http://www.hoseline.net/hose/pushon.htm

Thanks.

I like WD40 and / or palmolive.

It softens your hands while you do the hoses.  :D  Hi Beerjet.  :-*
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 07:06:33 PM »
I've heard of people talking about these push on deals but I don't think I've ever seen them, how about a pic or two when you can?

Well, I've got just four fittings I need to push on and I'm about ready to say FRUGEM all and look for pipe fittings with the splines on the.  I've now used hot water and silicon and can only get about 1/2 the way on.  That's worse than paying for a whore and only being able to get half a hard-on.  I think the whore is cheaper!

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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 07:20:03 PM »
Try the dish soap idea, all you really need is a lubricant to make it slide on easier
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 07:30:02 PM »
I think the whore is cheaper!


Not in New York!
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2008, 07:30:56 PM »
Not in New York!




in vegas you can get two
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2008, 08:03:46 PM »
Not in New York!

20 years ago you could get one for the whole night in the Phillipines for less than $3, and she'd dress you in the morning after she gave you a sponge bath with water out of a bucket.  :o  ;D
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2008, 08:07:05 PM »
But could she put push on hose and fittings together?
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2008, 08:11:41 PM »
It softens your hands while you do the hoses.  :D  Hi Beerjet.  :-*
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2008, 08:15:28 PM »
 :-* You do know that you're just encouraging my lameness, right?  :screwy:
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2008, 08:22:55 PM »
:-* You do know that you're just encouraging my lameness, right?  :screwy:
yes  ;D

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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2008, 09:54:56 PM »



in vegas you can get two
Hell for the $4300 Spitzer spent in NY, I think you could get two for a lot longer than a night!
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2008, 06:17:47 AM »
But could she put push on hose and fittings together?
From what I've heard she could probably do it with no hands and for "a long long time."
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2008, 09:54:29 AM »
I've heard of people talking about these push on deals but I don't think I've ever seen them, how about a pic or two when you can?

Supposeadly (sp) you don't need clamps once they are installed and I can see why, it's a bitch to get the hose on in the first place.  Here's the combo.

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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2008, 10:11:18 AM »
i have had those fittings before and liked them.....make sure you push them on untill it hits the stop or the yellow washer.....ps they are not comming off
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2008, 10:15:03 AM »
i have had those fittings before and liked them.....make sure you push them on untill it hits the stop or the yellow washer.....ps they are not comming off

Hell, so far they aren't going on either!!!   :banghead: :mad: :screwy: ;D >:(
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2008, 10:22:40 AM »
Supposeadly (sp) you don't need clamps once they are installed and I can see why, it's a bitch to get the hose on in the first place...

Thanks. They look cool. A friend of mine used those throughout his boat but I haven't seen it yet.
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2008, 10:27:35 AM »
Thanks. They look cool. A friend of mine used those throughout his boat but I haven't seen it yet.

Ask him how to push the hose on?  I tried for an hour last night and all I could do is get just past the first flair.  They'll be great once I get them installed. 
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Re: What's the Secret?
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2008, 11:02:25 AM »
OK so I gave him a call and asked him how he did the job. He said he put the fittings on the engine (or whatever part he was working on at the time), coated the end of the fitting that gets the hose with dish soap, heated the hose with a hair dryer, and shoved the hose onto the end. He said you get one shot to shove the hose on all of the way and if it doesn't go on all of the way you have to cut the hose off and try again. You can't partially install the hose onto the end and "work it on" the rest of the way. Hope that helped.
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