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beerjet

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The Official "Low River Tour "
« on: July 16, 2007, 09:35:50 PM »
I'm voting once a month or every three weeks there should be a meeting of the minds at some place . I'm gonna go with the DOCK at big river be the first stop , From there we head south . Mid Aug .

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hotrod56cars

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2007, 09:42:56 PM »
I think we should just talk sh!t about how much the lower river suks that way if a jet skier reads this forum they won't flocking go to the lower river 'cause it suks soooo bad!  >:(
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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2007, 09:47:57 PM »
yep, too shallow and no parking. low river suck :-*
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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2007, 10:10:46 PM »
yep, too shallow and no parking. low river suck :-*

I heard that if you take a jet ski or wave runner there that you wake up in the morning with holes drilled into the bottom of your water toy! That's an angry mo fo there.  ;)
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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2007, 10:14:03 PM »
Omar,

Count me in, I will go there, shoot some dates out!

MIke
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78Southwind

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 10:38:52 PM »
There's a couple of us going up the first weekend in August.  3rd, 4th, 5th and 6th
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beerjet

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 10:59:51 PM »
I think we should just talk sh!t about how much the lower river suks that way if a jet skier reads this forum they won't flocking go to the lower river 'cause it suks soooo bad!  >:(
Not me ! Low river is a great place for jet skiers . By the way , both of my boats shoot a gnarly roost that will send you all the way down to blythe . So feel free to gather up all your jet ski buddies , I need the target practice .  >:D  >:D  >:D
I'm declareing it open season on jet skiers , at least the assh0les !

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Mdunn

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2007, 01:58:06 PM »
Well Omar,

Set some dates I wana go!

Mike
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GlassCutter

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2007, 02:07:31 PM »
Please excuse the kinda sorta thread jack in progress here but . . .  me and the family want head out in a few days. I have  left 3 diff messages w/ Big River Inn answering machine and can't get a call back. Is there a secret password of something? Maybe we'll just stay in Blythe. Oh well thanks for listening to my rant.
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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2007, 02:25:43 PM »
I had to keep trying as well BUT honestly when he finally got back too me he was full. Just stay in parker at the Best Western, its nicer and only $15 more.

MIke
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wanabe

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2007, 05:32:23 PM »
yep, too shallow and no parking. low river suck :-*

That's why the lower river is good; can't eliminate the 'lake lice' but the shallow water reduces the number of wake board boats from messing with my skiing water (they should be on the lake, not the river).
The shallow also keeps the dual outboards away  >:D
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GlassCutter

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2007, 05:36:49 PM »
I couldn't believe that they would have every day thru the entire summer b ooked but that was the conclusion that I arrived at when I couldn't get them to answer the phone even back at the beginning of June. We stayed there a few times 8-10 years ago and liked it but it seems as tho the place is not so secret anymore. Does anyone know if I can use the beach and ramp if I'm staying in Parker?
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beerjet

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2007, 06:02:31 PM »
The place next door is called the dock and is open to the public.

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 06:07:18 PM »
Hey BeerJet - how long have you had hero status on this website? I just now noticed it. Congrats, I guess.
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beerjet

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 08:23:17 PM »
I have no idea when hero started . I just post like the no-life masterbating geek that I am . I've been tryin to cut back and just try and post some sort of usefull info but it dont always work that way . I'm way to big of a dork to just let a smart ass comment slip through my hands .  :-X

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beerjet

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2007, 08:27:59 PM »
Well Omar,

Set some dates I wana go!

Mike
August seems to be a pretty busy month for me so lets hear what you guys have in mind .

Aug 11th is the long beach race so I'm out till after that . Besides , I wasnt myself at the AVI . Or maybe I was myself , just at the wrong time so LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL ! (with or without me )

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2007, 09:26:26 PM »
Omar,

Lets do this the last or second to last weekend of AUG, its still hot and nice!

MIke
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beerjet

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2007, 09:33:28 PM »
24th & 25th Gives me two weeks after the long beach race . Thats asuming we race .

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2007, 09:57:13 PM »
Why don't you guys come down to Martinez for Labor Day?
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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2007, 09:39:38 AM »
Why don't you guys come down to Martinez for Labor Day?

Where is this at?

Mike
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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2007, 09:49:59 AM »
I considered waaay down south, but I only have one working gas tank on my boat right now and so I wanted to go somewhere more familiar. I've been going to various places between Blythe and Parker for 40 years and know that section of river pretty well. Plus Mapquest says that Martinez is quite a bit further a way. What is the lodging and gas situation down there? Any info is greatly appreciated.
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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2007, 12:01:27 PM »
Where is this at?

Mike
Yuma , Az
I considered waaay down south, but I only have one working gas tank on my boat right now and so I wanted to go somewhere more familiar. I've been going to various places between Blythe and Parker for 40 years and know that section of river pretty well. Plus Mapquest says that Martinez is quite a bit further a way. What is the lodging and gas situation down there? Any info is greatly appreciated.
You can call and rent bungalows , trailers , party houses and so on Gas is cheap in Yuma and there is always the dock. I believe the dock was $4 a gallon last time I went. There is two bars and two stores and two resturants , and the bungalows are in the bar parking lot!
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hotrod56cars

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Re: The Official "Low River Tour "
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2007, 12:07:17 PM »
Gas, $3.40 a gallon on 7/7/2007, on the water/dock. $4.40 a gallon on the water/dock at Walter's Camp waaayyyyy up river...  ;)
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