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« on: April 12, 2009, 10:39:53 PM »
Do ya know why the bride smiles as she walks down the aisle? Because she know's she's given her last blowjob, at least to him.
Son takes his father to the doctor. After the exam the doctor says,"got some bad news, you have cancer and about six months to live" On the way home from the doctor the old man says " i've lived 75 great years,let's go to the local pub and celebrate my good long life.After awhile the old mans friends start filteren in to the bar and the old man say's "guys gather around,i went to the doctor today and the DR said I have AIDS and about six months to live.On the way home the son ask's" dad why did you tell everyone you had AIDS when you have cancer,the old man say''s "SON BECAUSE WHEN I DIE I DONT WANT ANYBODY FUCKIN YOUR MOTHER!