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Boats For Sale / 1969 Aqua Craft For Sale
« on: September 08, 2009, 10:32:15 AM »
$5000 obo. If interested call 714-296-1788
Entire boat was gone through 2 years ago.
Entire boat was gone through 2 years ago.
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The No Wake Zone / Never Bullsh*t a Bullsh*tter!
« on: July 09, 2009, 04:20:38 PM »
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . You started it."
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . You started it."
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Boats For Sale / Jet Boat For Sale
« on: March 19, 2009, 12:33:08 PM »
Canyon Runner 21 ft with BBC
Don't have all specifics but if you're interested call Jim 928-768-3470
Don't have all specifics but if you're interested call Jim 928-768-3470
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The No Wake Zone / So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
« on: January 16, 2009, 04:23:03 PM »
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his balls,
gently rolling them over, fondling them, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine!'
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his balls,
gently rolling them over, fondling them, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine!'
LMAO
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The No Wake Zone / LEGAL QUESTION
« on: January 06, 2009, 03:01:29 PM »Is this statutory rape??? OR, just a moosedemeanor...LOL
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The No Wake Zone / Comforting Thought
« on: December 17, 2008, 01:31:27 PM »
Back in the 90's, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. 
They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country and 850+ Billion Dollars to a pack of num-nuts who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze.
Now if that doesn't make you nervous, what does???
They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country and 850+ Billion Dollars to a pack of num-nuts who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze.
Now if that doesn't make you nervous, what does???
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The No Wake Zone / Story About a Boat
« on: December 17, 2008, 09:42:28 AM »
Joe's Old Boat
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you
sell it! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it!
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch
all that day and most of the evening.
Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife has died
suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things
at the grocery store. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and
said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell, no! Fact is,
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish.
She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty
big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her
to those four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools
tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted!
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you
sell it! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it!
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch
all that day and most of the evening.
Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife has died
suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things
at the grocery store. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and
said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell, no! Fact is,
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish.
She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty
big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her
to those four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools
tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted!
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The No Wake Zone / New Auto Bailout Ad
« on: December 12, 2008, 09:43:34 AM »
Hope you can read the fine print, what they forgot to add was how crooked the unions are..
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