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Projects / Re: 1975 Bayon
« on: October 19, 2008, 01:41:13 PM »
Hi Marlin
first off let me say welcome. i know little late. lol.
 looks good. keep up the pics.  need inspiration to get started on mine.
well that and the green stuff. lol.
nice clean looking job there. keep us updated.

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WTB / Re: looking for 455 olds motor or
« on: October 19, 2008, 01:29:41 PM »
Hi Motor
if you are getting rid of thru transom exhaust would you be willing to get rid of the exhaust tips. and maybe the rubber pieces. i`ve got a 455 i`m trying to rebuild.and looking for some parts for the exhaust. thanks let me know either here or on my reg email.  jshock4800@sbcglobal.net. thanks jim

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WTB / Re: need 10 qt oil pan BBC ,motor mounts ,logs and snails
« on: October 19, 2008, 01:23:45 PM »
Motorhome6
i have a 455 i am trying to get ready. i would love to take them if you still ahve them. email me at
jshock4800@sbcglobal.net. would really appreciate it. thanks

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Test / Re: help retarded
« on: October 11, 2008, 03:42:57 PM »
jnorton
you would have to resize in a separate program. like photo shop or something similiar. good luck

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Projects / Re: BAHNER
« on: October 10, 2008, 11:58:24 PM »
nope you apparently need a 21 step(page) program.  :D

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Engine Mechanical / Electrical / Re: Marine clearances
« on: October 08, 2008, 02:48:42 PM »
easy way to remember to be nice to it. don`t treat it like your girlfriend, treat it like your mother. lol.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: I said it before and I'm saying again !
« on: October 05, 2008, 08:41:53 PM »
actually Petruzzi if it is the right spelling has been around for awhile. he was either the winner or the second place finisher in the the ultimate fighting championship that is on TV. but has a decent record for MMA. it was very unexpected what he did. but if you watch the end when Kimbo is on the ground he doesn`t realize where he is at. he is trying to fight the ref. and if you listen to the announcers one of them says that.
have to give it to Sean. he came in at the last moment and did something no one expected. but he does have the experience in the ring.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: The Economy and YOU
« on: September 25, 2008, 07:47:57 PM »
that is a nice thought. but of course it would never fly. you can say all you want about any excuses for it not flying but the real reason would be common sense and we all know that is something you don`t say about government

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WarZone / Re: Ahmadinejad
« on: September 23, 2008, 05:09:01 PM »
well tom
that is what makes this country so great. we allow total and complete a**holes and idiots the right to say anything about us.
now doesn`t mean we have to like it or even listen to them but they do have that right.
and NO our president couldn`t go over there and speak his mind due to them believing that they and they alone are right. and that we are the greatest evil there is.

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Boat Showcase / Re: lets see your Daycruisers
« on: August 27, 2008, 07:15:51 PM »
Hey Beerjet
that spelling would be Wriedt. and hopefully mine will look as good as Glasscutters. same make and yr as his just a lot worse condition. but hoping to be able to work on it this winter.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Toughest day ever...........
« on: August 23, 2008, 10:43:55 AM »
Hi Toes
just wanted to send my condolences to you and your family.
cherish the time you had with him and know he will always be with you.


jim

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WarZone / jelly fish bad day.
« on: August 13, 2008, 09:11:18 PM »
Are you having a 'jellyfish bad day'?

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this, you may be in a coma!
This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad
day at work ... think of this guy:

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail
he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 On FM dial
in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, which was sponsoring a Worst Job Experience Contest.
Needless to say, she won.


Hi Sis,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad
day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I
thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so
bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must
bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the
office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So
what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water
heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea.
It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the
diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this
sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no
complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take
the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole
suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few
seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but
t h e damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
Now, since I don・€・t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick
to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I
scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish
into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His
instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other
divers, was all laughing hysterically.

Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before
I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I
arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
down hi s face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt
as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I
couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse
it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt. Now repeat to
yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.' Now whenever you
have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!

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WarZone / Re: top 4 adult jokes
« on: August 13, 2008, 09:05:12 PM »
ok one more for ya.


 It was worth the trouble....................

 NO SEX TONIGHT!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
 FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
 Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. 
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'
 I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
 Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?'

 I then said 'honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a >while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you ?'

 

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

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WarZone / Re: top 4 adult jokes
« on: August 13, 2008, 09:00:03 PM »
Sex on Mars


The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers,! how they make money, etc.
Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long  and just a quarter-inch thick.'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?''Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!
''No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.''No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.
The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?''I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?''It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.

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WarZone / Re: top 4 adult jokes
« on: August 13, 2008, 08:54:38 PM »
Gotta Luv those IRISH !!!!
 
>An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to
>ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

>'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

>'Not a chance ', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

>'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'.
>It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't
>even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me
>know how things went.

>It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who
>directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed,

>"Oh, faith and begorrah! T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!'

>'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.

>'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the
>effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a
>twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With
>one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying,
>ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then a nd there
>passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you,
>an absolute nightmare!'

>'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex
>your husband provided wasn't good?'

>'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin
>here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!'

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WarZone / Re: Homework!! Find more Olyimpic hotties.
« on: August 13, 2008, 05:06:39 PM »
Hey AA/Paul
actually Amanda Beard is an olympian. i believe she has one trip in the pool this year. but she was a swimmer for the US in the last olympics.

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Engine Mechanical / Electrical / Re: 10 AWG white stranded wire
« on: July 24, 2008, 07:49:02 PM »
hey savage.
i can get that wire for you. it will be in stranded. just need to know how much you need and you pay shipping. gotta love work. hehe.

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The No Wake Zone / a pride of lions.
« on: July 24, 2008, 02:41:29 PM »

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Arcade / Re: another addicting game
« on: July 04, 2008, 10:39:40 PM »
oh freaking great another damn addicting game. first try was like 9m. best was 75 point something.
damn

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The No Wake Zone / Re: two weekends of color sanding and buffing.
« on: June 29, 2008, 08:22:02 PM »
looks great Aqua.
i am going to have to do that to mine in time. not really looking forward to that. it is a 23 footer. with flake.
but very nice job. you hire out at all. lol.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: spinning
« on: June 29, 2008, 08:19:25 PM »
that is F***n too too funny 2Sav

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Random Boat Parts For Sale / Re: transom adaptor
« on: June 29, 2008, 03:03:01 PM »
that is just too damn funny 2Sav. ;D

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The No Wake Zone / spinning
« on: June 29, 2008, 03:02:02 PM »
check this out guys. gives new meaning to spinning.
http://www.filecabi.net/video/aed4-3dff74528245.html

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The No Wake Zone / Re: What to do if your in this mess? Bail alot?
« on: June 29, 2008, 09:32:33 AM »
kind of looks like what happened to a guy i think it was in texas. he hit a sand bar and tore a hole in the bottom of the boat. needless to say a little more water then the bilge pump could handle.
he was lucky in that he was able to get close to shore before it sank. he was also lucky that there were a bunch of the the texas hot boats guys there.
they all joined in together and helped this guy out. they got the trailer and they picked up,pulled it on the trailer.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Thats good eatin'
« on: June 28, 2008, 06:36:02 PM »
is that a rack of lamb on that spit.
got a good recipe for crock pot ribs.
take your ribs and put in crock pot with your favorite bottle of bbq sauce and add some italian spice,a little cajun season, a little dill weed and about a quarter cup of water and about 2-3 onions sliced. let cook for 8 hrs. mmmm mmm mmm good. fall off the bone.

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