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Gelcoat / Paint / Fireberglass Repair / Re: San Diego knowledge
« on: September 11, 2010, 09:09:35 PM »
just finished an extensive paint job on mine 33 coats see my new project in boat showcase .If I can be of any help just ask

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WarZone / Re: Quick jokes
« on: September 11, 2010, 12:40:59 PM »
ouch :banghead:

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WarZone / Re: Quick jokes
« on: September 10, 2010, 11:35:06 PM »

 
Hooker in Las Vegas

A guy is walking the strip in  Las Vegas and a fantastic-looking Vegas hooker catches his
eye.  He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker,

"How much do you charge?"

The Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

The guy says,"$500 dollars! For a hand-job!

Holy crap! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"


"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those..


And I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

So the guy says, "What the hell? You only live once.. I'll give it a try." 

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed
realizing that he has just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of

$500.

He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"


The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!" 

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. 

Do you see that casino just across the street? 

I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job

that's worth every cent of $1,500." 

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off

the new car for another year or so and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.
He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.
He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and

unforgettable experience.
He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?" 

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you
something. Do you see how the whole city of  Las Vegas is laid out before us:
All those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and shows?" 

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would... if I had a pussy."

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Stolen Boat in Vegas
« on: September 09, 2010, 12:32:06 AM »
maybe mine >:D

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SoCal Lakes / Re: Elsinore Talk and pics.
« on: September 08, 2010, 11:52:33 PM »
i like hardhats whatever they are :thumbup: :thumbup: ;D

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Boat Showcase / Re: Finished Paint on the Tahiti
« on: September 08, 2010, 10:22:12 PM »
looks awesome :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Random Boat Parts For Sale / Re: BBF Motor Plates
« on: September 08, 2010, 10:20:28 PM »
Damn it Nordie you were supposed tio sell those things :banghead:

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Central Valley / Re: lake shasta
« on: September 06, 2010, 08:41:57 PM »
looks like an awesome holiday Ralph I would love to do that 1 day :thumbup:

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Gelcoat / Paint / Fireberglass Repair / Re: stress cracks
« on: September 06, 2010, 08:21:51 PM »
cant really tell, but if the white in the 3rd pick is in relation to the crackes in the other 2 pics, that is delamination and should be tended to.


x2

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Gelcoat / Paint / Fireberglass Repair / Re: paint stripper
« on: September 05, 2010, 08:07:59 PM »
I used a product for stripping aircraft that did not damage fiberglass ,that is very important ,it worked great. Mine had gobs of horrible thick paint, had to apply stripper twice but then it was just gelcoat left. it just depends on how much work you want to do later ,a DA with 80 grit will peel the paint fast but leaves a lot of scratches to deal with, here is a link to what I used

http://www.m-tc.com/paint_stripper/fiberglass_paint_stripper.htm

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WarZone / Re: Almost Killed by a cow tonight
« on: August 31, 2010, 06:45:09 PM »
Ray youlll be alright now not hitting a cow is good Karma :thumbup:

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Engine Mechanical / Electrical / Re: Nordies New Mill
« on: August 30, 2010, 09:44:23 AM »
keep up the good work it looks great and I know what you mean about budget :banghead:

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The No Wake Zone / Re: whats your local wheather
« on: August 29, 2010, 12:05:13 PM »
showers and 48 degrees summers over :banghead:

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Trailers / Re: light wont work
« on: August 27, 2010, 09:18:53 PM »
solder and shrink tube do it right do it only once :thumbup:

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Random Boat Parts For Sale / Re: BBF Motor Plates
« on: August 21, 2010, 07:09:40 PM »
I agree totally and Id be all over this if i hadnt just spent $10000 on a tractor transmission as well as blowing the boat budget :banghead:

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The No Wake Zone / craigslist ad
« on: August 21, 2010, 09:31:47 AM »
Better than any Judge & Jury and nothing less than brilliant!

AN ACTUAL AD IN AN AMERICAN NEWS PAPER

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m.  E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

  First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 ..45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

  I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

  After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!

  I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

  I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb .... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

  Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

  The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc..).

  ; In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

Alex
 
 
 
 
 

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WarZone / Re: Quick jokes
« on: August 20, 2010, 07:56:09 PM »


This is a story about a 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

  A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

  The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

  Eventually the construction crew, all of them "gems-in-the-rough," more or
less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let
her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.

  At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars "pay" she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

  When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed
and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

  "Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "And will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

  The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever
deliver the fuckin' sheet rock..."


Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?

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Random Boat Parts For Sale / Re: BBF Motor Plates
« on: August 20, 2010, 03:30:46 PM »
pics Nordie im kinda interested

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Jet Pumps / Re: whats that chirping sound from my jet
« on: August 20, 2010, 12:40:02 AM »
Tom its a JB with an A impeller and it started at idle and we never reved over idle after that due to an engine oil leak just put it back on the trailer and hauled it home

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Boat Showcase / Re: my new project
« on: August 19, 2010, 07:11:51 PM »
well this is becoming a familiar scene ,use the boat for an hour then pull the motor. went to a local lake for 2 days with the boat . put it in and ran great for about an hour then under idle i heard a single ping sound from the back like some thing hitting the driveline, then noticed a lot of oil in the bilge. still had 65 lbs oil pressure so we went in to the dock and started to look at the motor. on the back of the bell housing at the top there is a small inspection cover and it was wet with oil running out from underneath it.I think that the plug on the end of the cam has come out and that was the ping sound because when I picked up the block from the machine shop they said it was odd that that plug was larger than stock and they did not have one so they rooted around in the dumpster , found the old one and reused it and I think it has worked its way out so now I have to pull the motor to fix the problem and clean the oily bilge then I guess Ill rebuild the pump. So much for taking the boat to Eastern Washinton for holidays next week :banghead:

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Jet Pumps / Re: whats that chirping sound from my jet
« on: August 19, 2010, 07:02:17 PM »
is it wise to just go ahead and rebuild the whole pump

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Boat Showcase / Re: Eliminator Scorpion 100+ mph pass
« on: August 19, 2010, 06:51:29 PM »
absolutly awesome I wish mine could do that :thumbup:

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Engine Mechanical / Electrical / Re: ROMPERSTOMER IS DOWN!
« on: August 19, 2010, 06:36:04 PM »
i thinjk I belong in your club too :banghead: boats dead again and a bunch of expensive tractor breakdowns

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Jet Pumps / whats that chirping sound from my jet
« on: August 19, 2010, 06:30:50 PM »
as we were idling back in the nowake zone the jet started to make an intermitant chirping noise . it has oil in it and throughout my whole rebuild I never touched the jet.any ideas?????

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Projects / Re: Pat's Tunnel Project
« on: August 13, 2010, 10:29:05 PM »
Bust
Out
Another
Thousand

 :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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