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The No Wake Zone / Re: Outboard Jet Boat??
« on: January 24, 2007, 08:00:28 AM »
Looks like a POS to me. Can't imagine a pump without big block torque.

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why so mean? we are having fun here. should i list the boats that could leave you behind. heck, chill out. jet boats are cheap and fun. they are hot rod history. or do you prefer the Yamaha outboard? don't attack for no reason. we all just water junkies. and yes, i do like my old 25 year old technology. it's called American History. beer is cheap. so are women. calm down outboard man.I prefer the Merc.
I'm just foolin' about....somebodies got ta hold it down for us ugly wacka fans
Again....got mad love for you jetters....most of my homies floss them jets. Outboard man...has a nice ring to it.
winter is hard for us water folks. you'll make it. it is only time. what HP is your outboard? flattie or tunnel? give us jetters a break. we are stuck in our ways. if you need help iny way, i'll clean out a room in my trailer for you. hahaha. redneck jet boat carin' for his water brother.2001 22' warlock sxt cat 300x merc......Got mad love 4 my jetboat brethren! Used to be one with a '79 tahiti 460 with Panther pump
Only time I sleep in a trailer is in the sand dunes
posted about Yamaha before i saw your Merc post. my friends tunnel with 250 Merc runs close to 100mph. so i purchased his his jet for cheap. more money, more speed. but like i said before, if it hauls - who cares. your boat is American - and i applaude your perfprmance. it's all about fun. right? and yes, i will spill some beer from time to time when a hot lady jumps in my lap! it's worth it. enjoy the water!Right said......But that Bitch better not spill my freakin' beer!
it all looks great! where are the babes?Heres one....
I'll take it as if it were mine - Thanks!Whom ever it may be "PROPS"
My wife and I take 4 12 packs a day of Heiniken light (24 a piece). We always run out by the end of the day on the water.Tried Heiniken cans at the lake before.....drank 'em as fast as Bud Light...never again! Stickin' ta Bud-Light! No what I'm up against.
You sure do, and that explains why you buy such ugly wacker boats. Your always to drunk to care.Call that ugly? This is the only side you'll ever get to see!

Bet you got a '76 dodge dart swinger to hah?!
Course I haven't seen one in a while since their afraid of HAVASU! Damn fuel injection....I wanna a caburetor too!!!
Ha ha ha....nah, I just have to be severly drunk to drive it.The one I rode in was about the same size and maybe went 85mph and I think I chewed a hole in the seat!j/k
135mph....Must have had some hairy moments in that boat!
It's 17'10Your crazy'r then a shit house rat! That has to be one hell of a white knuckle ride!
Gotta ton of pics
First boat: 79 Bahner. Top speed 82.7 MPHHow long is the 79 cole?! Got any pics?
Second boat: 84 Cole T-deck runnerbottom. Top speed 97.5 MMPH (fuel pump shut off 1/2 way through pass.)
Third boat: 76 Sanger runnerbottom. Top speed 105 MPH
Fourth boat and currently own: 79 Cole T-deck runnerbottom (Cole Cash)
top speed 122 mph/ 131 mph w fogger
I was impressed. sorry.Ohhh. couldn't see the pics....what a thread nazi hah?
-beerjet-
I went to a rock crawl once and started at 9 am and only got through about 18 budweisers by dark when we left. Not much of a marathon drinker anymore . For river trips I pack at least an 18 a day . Coors light needs to be double .18 pak by ur self I hope!
-beerjet-
is it bad to chug beer until it spills all over you? of course, this question is for jet boat hell raisers only. weak at heart need not responde.Outboard hell raisers don't spill beer we drink it!
about....can see anything or is that yer point
