well you almost had that thing sold untill i saw this~~~~~~>

a special thanks to marcsrollin for doing all of the work on this engine for me when I couldn't do it myself - YOU ARE THE MAN BROTHER!!!!

  lol

HEY big al i think its time to upgrade to a bigger fuel pressure gauge, what do you think?

been shopping around for a while got this one for 26200 out the door...5k less then the f250's ive been looking at runs bitchen....going to put in the programmer this weekend and yeeeeehaaaaa

OHHH  the coons are excellent cat detourants.

there you go marc, put a racoon in your boat to keep the cats away!!!! lol!!!

well my little brother is buying my dodge when he comes back from Iraq in march....so i went shopping!!!!

04 chevy duramax crewcab lifted this should tow my day cruiser just fine!!!

is this still avail?

 

10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

9.  You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

8. You have more wives than teeth.

7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

4. You've been asked, 'Does this burka make my ass look fat?'

3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

2. You've uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'


1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.

well i still rooted for them anyway!!! go chargers !!!

ya ya ya ...two white coozies and a large red shirt GONE!!!

turn key

my buddy has his car there, i think its going up on sunday.....

 Hi everyone

If you remember my camaro it is finally time for me to part with it, I thought I would share with you all it is going to be at the Barrett-Jackson auction this year lot #1547 will be on prime time t.v. on the speed channel on Sunday afternoon January 20th. Watch me lose my ass on national t.v.! (And know when you see me with it on t.v., I am drunk)




You can see it at Barrett-Jackson's website
http://www.barrett-jackson.com/application/search/carlist_Details.aspx?&In_LotNumber=1547

i just caught myself stealing 20 gallons of gas out of my boat ...now i got a full tank in my truck lol

 Thinning of the Herd 2007 - Darwin Awards



 Eighth Place : In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two
 Feet of water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate
 While trying to retrieve his car keys.

 Seventh Place : A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker -- who often bragged
 He was "totally-zoned when he ran" -- accidentally jogged off a 100-foot
 High cliff on his daily workout.

  Sixth Place : While at the beach, Daniel Jones, 21, dug an 8-foot hole for
 Protection from the wind and had been sitting in a beach chair at the bottom
 When it collapsed, burying him beneath 5 feet of sand. People on the beach
 Used their hands and shovels trying to get him out but could not reach him.
 It took rescue workers using heavy equipment almost an hour to free him.
 Jones was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

 Fifth Place : Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed as he fell through the
 Ceiling of a bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death was caused when the
 Long flashlight he had placed in his mouth to keep his hands free rammed
 Into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.

 Fourth Place : Sylvester Briddell, Jr., 26, was killed as he won a bet with
 Friends who said he would not put a revolver loaded with four cartridges
 Into his mouth and pull the trigger.

 Third Place : After stepping around a marked police patrol car parked at the
 Front door, a man walked into H & J Leather & Firearms intent on robbing the
 Store. The shop was full of customers and a uniformed officer was standing
 At the counter. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a
 Hold-up, and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol. The officer and a
 Clerk promptly returned fire, and several customers also drew their guns and
 Fired. The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics. Crime
 Scene investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The
 Subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified rounds
 From seven different weapons. No one else was hurt.

 HONORABLE MENTION: Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just
 Driving around at 2 A.M. So they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out
 The window to create some excitement. Apparently they failed to notice the
 Window was closed.

 RUNNER UP: Kerry Bingham had been drinking with several friends when one of
 Them said they knew a person who had bungee-jumped from a local bridge in
 The middle of traffic. The conversation grew more heated and at least 10 men
 Trooped along the walkway of the bridge at 4:30 AM. Upon arrival at the
 Midpoint of the bridge, they discovered that no one had brought a bungee
 Rope. Bingham, who had continued drinking, volunteered and pointed out that
 A coil of lineman's cable lay nearby. They secured one end around Bingham's
 Leg and tied the other to the bridge. His fall lasted 40 feet before the
 Cable tightened and tore his foot off at the ankle. He miraculously survived
 His fall into the icy water and was rescued by two nearby fishermen.
 Bingham's foot was never located.

 AND THE 2007 WINNER IS...
 Zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt ( Paderborn , Germany ) fed his constipated
 Elephant 22 doses of a animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries,
 Figs and prunes, before the plugged-up pachyderm finally got relief.
 Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing
 Elephant an olive oil enema when the beast suddenly unloaded. The sheer
 Force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the
 Ground where he struck his head on a rock as the elephant continued to
 Evacuate 200 pounds of dung on top of him. It seems to be just one of those
 freak accidents that once again proves..."Shit happens!"