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The No Wake Zone / Re: How young is to young .
« on: December 24, 2007, 11:25:21 AM »
ya omar i got 2 girls too.....9yrs and 2 yrs god help me!!!
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1777
The No Wake Zone / Re: switching from OT bassetts to TT logs/risers...?
« on: December 24, 2007, 10:43:04 AM »
is the tall snail to keep water from going back into the engine....
??
??
1778
The No Wake Zone / Re: So who fell victim...
« on: December 24, 2007, 09:33:19 AM »
I cant believe this post has 7 pages to it....lets add to the official azz page so everybody can enjoy.....
1779
WarZone / Redneck Man's pick up lines
« on: December 21, 2007, 10:26:45 AM »
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a
wrench,.......................every time
I think of it my nuts tighten up.
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my
nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
Man - "Fat Penguin!"Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
and.... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a
wrench,.......................every time
I think of it my nuts tighten up.
1780
WarZone / Re: I love the internet
« on: December 21, 2007, 10:10:51 AM »
31 for me...little bastards.....(yes im a good dad)
1781
WarZone / VERY INTERESTING STUFF
« on: December 21, 2007, 10:03:29 AM »
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to
beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have
"the rule of thumb"
-------------------------------------------
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
-------------------------------------------
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred
and Wilma Flintstone.
-------------------------------------------
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.
-------------------------------------------
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
-------------------------------------------
Coca-Cola was originally green.
-------------------------------------------
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
-------------------------------------------
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$ 16,400
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
------------------------------------------------------------------------
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
------------------------------------------------------------------------
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the
horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name requested?
A. Obsession
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
------------------------------------------------------------
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase..."Goodnight, sleep tight"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill,
they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the
phrase inspired by this practice.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have
"the rule of thumb"
-------------------------------------------
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
-------------------------------------------
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred
and Wilma Flintstone.
-------------------------------------------
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury.
-------------------------------------------
Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
-------------------------------------------
Coca-Cola was originally green.
-------------------------------------------
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
-------------------------------------------
The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work:
Alaska
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
-------------------------------------------
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven:
$ 16,400
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The first novel ever written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
------------------------------------------------------------------------
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
------------------------------------------------------------------------
If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in
the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle. If the
horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name requested?
A. Obsession
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
------------------------------------------------------------
In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened, making the bed
firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase..."Goodnight, sleep tight"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a
month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his
son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and
because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the
honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old
England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them
"Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down."
It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into
the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill,
they used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the
phrase inspired by this practice.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
1782
The No Wake Zone / Re: Hate my neighbors..long read
« on: December 21, 2007, 09:33:46 AM »Quote
« Last Edit: Today at 04:46:45 AM by Brad @ SoCalJetBoats.com,(i understand the rules on editing) who the hell gets up this early to edit? go back to sleep!!!
1783
The No Wake Zone / Re: Need your Opinion
« on: December 20, 2007, 03:52:08 PM »Quote
Best times in my life were in an outboard .~beerjet just came out of the closet~
1784
The No Wake Zone / 10-12 inches of snow
« on: December 20, 2007, 03:30:48 PM »
One winter morning a couple is listening to the radioover breakfast.
They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. We are asking everyone to park their car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so there is room for the snowplows to
get through."
Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Today you must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through."
Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car to the odd-
numbered side.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park ..........
Then the power goes out.
Norman 's wife is
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't
know what to do! Which side of the street do I need to park
on so the snowplows can get through today?"
With the love and understanding in his
voice, that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, Norman
says.
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"
ba dump bump!!!!!! LOL
They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. We are asking everyone to park their car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so there is room for the snowplows to
get through."
Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. Today you must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through."
Norman 's wife goes out and moves her car to the odd-
numbered side.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park ..........
Then the power goes out.
Norman 's wife is
very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,
"Honey, I don't
know what to do! Which side of the street do I need to park
on so the snowplows can get through today?"
With the love and understanding in his
voice, that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, Norman
says.
"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this
time?"
ba dump bump!!!!!! LOL
1785
The No Wake Zone / Re: Need your Opinion
« on: December 20, 2007, 02:10:18 PM »
ya what he said!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~> 
1786
Cars / Automobiles For Sale / Re: 02 dodge ram 1500 4x2 10500.00
« on: December 20, 2007, 02:00:33 PM »
just turned over 100k still pulls strong.....looking to move to a diesel unit so its for sale
1787
The No Wake Zone / Re: Cheap GPS
« on: December 20, 2007, 11:34:00 AM »
ill give you 45.00 and a sixer of coors leaded
1789
The No Wake Zone / Re: Naples Island Boat Parade 12/15
« on: December 19, 2007, 09:10:40 AM »Quote
cuz what happens when the tow boat breaks down?!
unfortunatly i have a spare boat.........
1790
Events / Re: Lake MIng -March
« on: December 19, 2007, 08:51:00 AM »Quote
yes it is rick, but sometime between now and then the passion and ADDICTION of being a racer will kick in
i sure hope so..........i plan on being there, not to race but to drink and eat tritip....anyone anyone!!!
1791
The No Wake Zone / Re: Naples Island Boat Parade 12/15
« on: December 18, 2007, 05:44:35 PM »
thanks!!! happy holidays to yours too!!
1792
The No Wake Zone / Re: Naples Island Boat Parade 12/15
« on: December 18, 2007, 05:34:24 PM »
Well i took the family to the boat parade..........had a great time overall..........i had spent 3 nights up untill midnight trying to come up with something cool to do for the parade...i looked @ pictures online allover the country trying to get some ideas...i felt i did the best with what i had and the boat looked great...i installed my placediverter rudder i bought from tom @ jbp which helped out alot cruising through the canals..i set up the boat with all the lights , load every body up ,drive over to the staging area and shut off the boat cause im 1/2 hr early (which never happens) i figured i would just float for a while by marine staduim, and when i see some boats start to line up....i got no juice to the whole dash (WTF) my christmas lights are working fine on the inverter, i have the battery switch to all and nothing to the dash area..... i keep messing w. the ign switch and no power, i even try to hotwire the thing (just no power up there)....so now im floating away from the parade area and heading towards some other BIGASS boats cruising around...finally i tossed out my anchor and got it to bite...and still tryied for 1/2 hr and still nothing...i had my buddy tow me to the dock, and i started tracing wires.....found a bad fuseable link from the solinoid to the curcuit breaker...i mcgyvered up some extra wire and a few connecters and she fired up right away..........slammed everything back together..i was about 40 minuates behind the parade....i hauled ass to the back of the line (in the no wake zone) passinfg all kinds of traffic and canoers and i missed the "santa " boat (which was the end of the parade) by two boats, we still did the parade and cruised around....the place was packed w/ 1000's of people allover on bridges and in back yards...overall we had a good time!!! and got to relax after we finished the parade route!!!! so theres my little story....going again next year for sure!!!! here are some pics i had
1793
The No Wake Zone / Re: NEWBIE
« on: December 18, 2007, 04:45:19 PM »
you got to start out somewhere, good to have you on the site!!
1794
The No Wake Zone / 10 THOUGHTS
« on: December 18, 2007, 04:07:16 PM »
Ten thoughts to ponder for the rest of our lives ....
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the
Slowest possible rate at
Which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry & Horny. If you see him
Without an erection, make him
A sandwich.
Numb er 7
Give a person a fish & you feed
Him for a day; teach a person
To use the Internet & he
Won't bother you
For weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky..........
Not really good for anything, but
You still can't help but smile
When you shove them
Down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel
Stupid someday, lying in
Hospitals dying of
Nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from
The weather. It pays no attention
To criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost
You two hundred dollars and a
S ubstantial tax cut saves
You thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make
The world weird. Now The world is
Weird and people take Prozac
To make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1
THOUGHT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES:
We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among
The millions of cows in America , but
We haven't got a clue as to where
Thousands of illegal immigrants
& terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture In charge of immigration??
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the
Slowest possible rate at
Which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry & Horny. If you see him
Without an erection, make him
A sandwich.
Numb er 7
Give a person a fish & you feed
Him for a day; teach a person
To use the Internet & he
Won't bother you
For weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky..........
Not really good for anything, but
You still can't help but smile
When you shove them
Down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel
Stupid someday, lying in
Hospitals dying of
Nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from
The weather. It pays no attention
To criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost
You two hundred dollars and a
S ubstantial tax cut saves
You thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make
The world weird. Now The world is
Weird and people take Prozac
To make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1
THOUGHT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES:
We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among
The millions of cows in America , but
We haven't got a clue as to where
Thousands of illegal immigrants
& terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture In charge of immigration??
1795
Boats For Sale / Re: Trade 78 spectra twin turbo for rv
« on: December 18, 2007, 01:01:11 PM »
YA thanks for the updated info, please send some more engine pics from all angles
1796
WarZone / Re: New Motivational Posters…
« on: December 18, 2007, 10:28:28 AM »Quote
get sometimes 2
1797
WarZone / Re: Glamis New Years who's goin'?!?!
« on: December 18, 2007, 10:07:21 AM »Quote
damn reso is still going strong huh i went to a few of those way back in the day when i had a mini truck
YEP this is the last one!!!! i have been going to reso since 96 was my first run, been going to them all ever since
1798
Engines / Engine Parts For Sale / Re: FS: Parts Parts Parts BBC and BBF
« on: December 17, 2007, 11:37:14 AM »
what area are you in blue?
1799
WarZone / Re: Glamis New Years who's goin'?!?!
« on: December 14, 2007, 11:49:02 AM »
ill be in blythe @ the fairgrounds there, this will be the last year for this truck run / show its called Resolutions the grandaddy of the all , been going on for 32 years, great party and good times dec 28th- 30th ill be out there taking pictures all weekend we will be having 6 photographers out there getting all the action thursday night-partying,fridaynight-partying, saturday a/m -show, saturday night-waymore partying, and go home somewhat sober sunday noonish....i can feel the pain already
resoshow.com for additional information
dec 28th- 30th ill be out there taking pictures all weekend we will be having 6 photographers out there getting all the action thursday night-partying,fridaynight-partying, saturday a/m -show, saturday night-waymore partying, and go home somewhat sober sunday noonish....i can feel the pain alreadyresoshow.com for additional information
1800
Boats For Sale / Re: Trade 78 spectra twin turbo for rv
« on: December 14, 2007, 11:35:04 AM »
i maybe interested....take some more engine pics, and which turbo set up does it have, and who is rebuilding the turbos?