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The No Wake Zone / Re: Attn: all socal jet boat members
« on: November 26, 2007, 03:05:35 PM »
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WarZone / funny riddles
« on: November 26, 2007, 02:58:26 PM »
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration..
Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!
Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it!
Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration..
Q.What is the difference between 'ooooooh'and 'aaaaaaah'?
A. About three inches.
Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A. For traction in the mud.
Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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WarZone / foxy grandmas
« on: November 26, 2007, 02:56:17 PM »
Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?" Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison-- "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
lol.....crazy bats
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools." One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.
The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, "How in the world did you guess?" Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three old ladies happily yelled in unison-- "We were at your birthday party yesterday!"
lol.....crazy bats
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Events / Re: November 23-24 APBA/SCSC Bluewater Thanksgiving Regata - Parker, AZ
« on: November 26, 2007, 11:20:57 AM »
CALLING THE MULLET POLICE!!! WHO IS THIS GUY STILL ROCKIN THE PARTY IN THE BACK?
i wanted to take a picture with this guy, but he looked busy....
i wanted to take a picture with this guy, but he looked busy....
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The No Wake Zone / Re: NEVER TO COLD TO BOAT
« on: November 26, 2007, 08:56:02 AM »
ohhhhhh looks a little chunky.....
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Events / Re: November 23-24 APBA/SCSC Bluewater Thanksgiving Regata - Parker, AZ
« on: November 26, 2007, 08:54:29 AM »Quote
Did you figure out what caused the rod failure?ya 9500 RPMS...lol
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Boats For Sale / Re: Trade 78 spectra twin turbo for rv
« on: November 26, 2007, 08:37:06 AM »
i so need that motor for my day cruiser!!!!
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The No Wake Zone / Re: whos going to watch the parker race?
« on: November 21, 2007, 01:45:42 PM »Quote
Maybe I'll wrench on the Hallett and hit elsinore this weekend
ill be in parker and will not be available to tow you, be safe.....
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Gelcoat / Paint / Fireberglass Repair / Re: cracked stringer (repair)
« on: November 21, 2007, 12:07:44 PM »
<------but the "oh shizz" handle is on the other side of the boat how are you going to use it?
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Lake Havasu / Re: lake havasu or parker for thanks giving
« on: November 21, 2007, 11:36:10 AM »
come on down........a few of us will be in havasu thursday and racing on friday and saturday
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The No Wake Zone / whos going to watch the parker race?
« on: November 21, 2007, 09:01:58 AM »
SO...............who all is going to see the parker races this weekend to watch, and when are you going?
im leaving tonight afterwork about 7:00pm staying in havasu but i got to leave saturday a/m to get home for my daughters b-day party....................hope to see you'all out there....
im leaving tonight afterwork about 7:00pm staying in havasu but i got to leave saturday a/m to get home for my daughters b-day party....................hope to see you'all out there....
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Projects / Re: Raspberry Maiden Voyage - Elsinore
« on: November 21, 2007, 08:49:27 AM »
brad left to havasu @ 6:00pm yesterday...should be testing and tuning today and thursday , racing on friday & saturday @ bluewater in parker
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Gelcoat / Paint / Fireberglass Repair / Re: spray bed linered my roof
« on: November 21, 2007, 08:46:06 AM »
3OZ of any single stage color or basecoat per quart of resin....
ya h20icon i manage the bodyshop @ community honda, amadeo is a great painter!!!
ya h20icon i manage the bodyshop @ community honda, amadeo is a great painter!!!
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Gelcoat / Paint / Fireberglass Repair / spray bed linered my roof
« on: November 20, 2007, 04:48:01 PM »
i know there has been some talk about bed liner sprays in boats i figured i would try some out.........
so, i got this brand new 1993 chevy surburban, with cool white clearcoat spots comming off on the roof . so i brought the pos into the shop since we were slow....my painter was happy
(not) i repainted the hood and blended the fenders that part looks great.....and i was kicking around using this "spray bed liner" kit on the roof of my truck that my paint store rep told me about...so i ordered it 1 "bed kit" costs less than 150.00 comes in black and includes the gun to spray the material..........its called TINTABLE SHAKE AND SHOOT...you can brush it on or use a roller too....comes w/ 4 cans of sprayable resin and one can of catalyst....the resin can comes with enough room to add the catlyst, 3oz of the base if tinting it and the lid and shake to mix well, add paint nozzle and spray away........i tinted mine green like the truck i feel it came out good......you can reduce it 10 to 15% for a smoother texture............according to the directions " excellent adhesion to properly prepared automotive paint, bare metal,wood , fiberglass, and most plastic"
dry to the touch in 1 1/2 hrs and fully cured in 3 days cool little product.....
i wanted to do something different for my surburban this will deaded the sound and keep it cooler in the summer....after a week or so i will add the roof rack back on and it will be ready to use.....here are some pictures of the work.....
<----product
<----preped roof
<---- happy painter
<--- first coat
<----- all done
after it dries all the way ill give some more additional info on how it looks........
i do usually have some good information...not just messing around all the time.....thanks for reviewing
so, i got this brand new 1993 chevy surburban, with cool white clearcoat spots comming off on the roof . so i brought the pos into the shop since we were slow....my painter was happy
(not) i repainted the hood and blended the fenders that part looks great.....and i was kicking around using this "spray bed liner" kit on the roof of my truck that my paint store rep told me about...so i ordered it 1 "bed kit" costs less than 150.00 comes in black and includes the gun to spray the material..........its called TINTABLE SHAKE AND SHOOT...you can brush it on or use a roller too....comes w/ 4 cans of sprayable resin and one can of catalyst....the resin can comes with enough room to add the catlyst, 3oz of the base if tinting it and the lid and shake to mix well, add paint nozzle and spray away........i tinted mine green like the truck i feel it came out good......you can reduce it 10 to 15% for a smoother texture............according to the directions " excellent adhesion to properly prepared automotive paint, bare metal,wood , fiberglass, and most plastic"dry to the touch in 1 1/2 hrs and fully cured in 3 days cool little product.....
i wanted to do something different for my surburban this will deaded the sound and keep it cooler in the summer....after a week or so i will add the roof rack back on and it will be ready to use.....here are some pictures of the work.....
<----product<----preped roof<---- happy painter<--- first coat<----- all doneafter it dries all the way ill give some more additional info on how it looks........
i do usually have some good information...not just messing around all the time.....thanks for reviewing
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The No Wake Zone / Re: new name for my daycruiser
« on: November 20, 2007, 11:30:55 AM »
damn!! 
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Comp Jet is Back!
« on: November 20, 2007, 09:07:17 AM »
im still interested brad, ill call you later..
thanks for the karma people!!!! you all rock!!
thanks for the karma people!!!! you all rock!!
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Attn: all socal jet boat members
« on: November 20, 2007, 09:02:22 AM »
no spam here mister....just for the kids... new unwrapped toys no cash transfer..
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The No Wake Zone / Re: new name for my daycruiser
« on: November 20, 2007, 08:59:06 AM »
changed some names around!!! re vote
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The No Wake Zone / Attn: all socal jet boat members
« on: November 19, 2007, 05:37:33 PM »This is a toy drive and the magazine I shoot for ( www.gaugemagazine.com )(the so cal staff ) is hosting the event this year.This is something I have been involved in for the last six years and would like to express an open invitation to anybody who would like to come down and participate in the toy drive. This toy drive is for the Childrens Hospital of Orange County. They supply toys to patients for birthdays, holidays ,and going into and after surgery.
The event lasts for approx 3hours, not really a long time. We meet @ angels stadium from 10 to 12 and leave via caravan to the C.H.O.C. hospital, usually from 10 to 12 people park and hang around the parking lot checking out other rides And get group pictures taken with “santas little helpers”( usually cute girls wearing festive shirts) and then 12 noon we start loading up and santa leads the way and we all caravan to the location, last year we had over 375 vehicles in attendance and we want to break last years record, so please participate if you can and PM me if you have any additional questions……..accepting NEW unwrapped toys only / no violent toys or candy please------------this is from another post with some info----- I BELIEVE THEIR SHOULD BE A POSTING ON HERE RE: THE CHOC CRUISE
SO HERE IT IS........FLIER IS UP ON THE "COMING EVENTS" PAGE GO SEE IT!!!
EIGHT YEARS AND GOING STRONG THIS YEAR IS HOSTED BY THE SOCAL STAFF OF GAUGE MAGAZINE WHICH INCLUDES CHERI, CHROMEY , AND JAMES. WE WOULD LOVE TO HOST THIS EVENT AGAIN NEXT YEAR , WE NEED ALL OF THE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA MINITRUCK COUNCILS SUPPORT....
INFO------>
Location: Anaheim Stadium (orangewood entrance)
Dates: December 16th, 2007
Roll-In: 10:00 am - 12:00 pm we roll out @ 12:00pm to CHOC
Cost(s): Toy Donation kids from newborn to early 20's
(no violent toys)
For More Info Contact: Cheri - 562.900.8222 OR CHROMEY 714-815-9052
THIS IS NOT A SHOW..... BUT SHOW UP W/ AN UNWRAPPED TOY AND HANGOUT
THIS EVENT IS FOR THE KIDS @ CHOC AND THEY NEED YOUR TOYS.....
Links to event fliers
http://www.scmtc.com/flyers/flyer/choc-8.jpg
http://www.scmtc.com/flyers/flyer/choc-8-back.jpg
"after the event--------------------->
Here is the info...
After CHOC we will be going to Orignal Mike's Restaurant
"Our remarkable restaurant showcases two full bars, a presentation kitchen, an inviting patio, an indoor stage for nightly live entertainment, a stage on the patio for live entertainment on the weekends, and a wide selection of drinks"
You can check them out at:
http://www.originalmikes.com/
They are looking forward to having us.
If anyone has any questions let me know. We will have directions how to get there at the CHOC event.
Thanks in advance CHROMEY…………. Ps. If you are not able to make it and still want to donate call me and we can get together and I will deliver the toys for you…….714/815-9052
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Comp Jet is Back!
« on: November 19, 2007, 05:01:48 PM »
im trying to come out , can we cuddle i need a place to stay for thursday and friday night!!!
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Comp Jet is Back!
« on: November 19, 2007, 04:58:23 PM »
WOOOOHOOOOO comp jet is back ... where do i sign up!!
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Projects / Re: Raspberry Maiden Voyage - Elsinore
« on: November 19, 2007, 12:23:58 PM »Quote
Chromey - WTF were you doing yesterday at the dock?
just hanging out i guess, i had been back and forth to the dock checking if anybody need anything, and then towards the 1:00ish i was hanging out there eating lunch w/ the kids and was low on gas, didnt want to go out and have to get towed in my self....
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The No Wake Zone / Re: NEVER TO COLD TO BOAT
« on: November 19, 2007, 12:16:22 PM »
im sure those motors are happy....brrrrrrrrrrr
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Projects / Re: Raspberry Maiden Voyage - Elsinore
« on: November 19, 2007, 11:00:04 AM »
always good times @ brunt racing......
