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WarZone / Re: I am ready to make this weekend a blur!
« on: August 31, 2007, 09:16:09 AM »
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Ain't going to happen anymore, engine is shot.
!!!!    THAT  BLOWS  !!!!!

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Project Boats For Sale / Re: might be what someone is looking for???
« on: August 30, 2007, 05:20:25 PM »
looks like a great planter!! ;D

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The No Wake Zone / Re: I dont even wanna think about it but.....
« on: August 30, 2007, 05:09:59 PM »
my girls are 9 and 21mths....

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Cars / Automobiles For Sale / Re: 2005 Honda TRX 450R Quad - Black
« on: August 30, 2007, 02:55:16 PM »
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CHROMEY bump
;D too funny....

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Jet Pumps / Re: inducer impeller
« on: August 30, 2007, 02:53:53 PM »
ya me too...ill be rebuilding my wj this winter

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WarZone / Re: motorcycle safety
« on: August 30, 2007, 02:46:30 PM »
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true story and pics!
???? dont know....my friend that works @ "vance and hines" just sent me that e-mail, just though i would share.......

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as if anyone cares what is going on in my neck of the woods. We will anchor the party barge in the cove Friday night and start our line. Friday night we will set anchors on the 55' pontoon, the 85' summerset,the 38' hatteras and the 32' wellcraft. We will tie off the smaller boats including my daycruiser and my buddies Tahiti. This will be home base through Monday night. Early mornings will be great for running thejets before everyone gets out and crazy! We are planning a sunrise trip Sunday up the lake to the dam which is about 56 miles from where we are anchored. That should be a great morning run!
sounds like heaven....i think im going to stay home too...it sucks, the funds are low from my vacation, but on the bright side, my little bro comes home today for a 2 week leave from iraq, im tring to see if hw wants to go to el cap and hangout.......hope everybody has a great holiday!!!!

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WarZone / Re: I am ready to make this weekend a blur!
« on: August 30, 2007, 09:10:29 AM »
lucky bastard.....sat and sunday...

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WarZone / motorcycle safety
« on: August 29, 2007, 04:36:49 PM »
Motorcycle safety is something to consider.
This is amazing... not gory, and better this poor misguided idiot should die than some innocent driver.
Motorcyclist Killed After High-Speed Crash Overnight Tuesday April 17, 2007 11:07am Posted By: Kevin King Tulsa - A Broken Arrow man was killed early Tuesday morning after a motorcycle accident on Highway 169 near 81st Street . Witnesses say the cyclist was going faster than 100 miles per hour when he crashed into the back of a semi truck between 81st and 91st Street at about one o'clock Tuesday morning. Investigators say evidence shows the cyclist was going about 120 miles per hour at the time of the impact. It took the truck driver more than a quarter of a mile to come to a stop. When he did, he stepped out of his rig and found the motorcyclist dead at the back of the truck. "The truck driver was not hurt," says Captain Matt Kirkland. "He said that the impact was so strong that he thought he was hit from behind by another truck." Officers said there was no indication that drugs or alcohol played a factor in the accident.







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WarZone / Re: Correct way to arrest a terrorist
« on: August 29, 2007, 04:23:26 PM »
funny you should say that......look for my other post re: motorcycle safety!! comming soon....

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WarZone / Re: I am ready to make this weekend a blur!
« on: August 29, 2007, 04:20:22 PM »
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If I wasent sharing the room with a couple I would have invited you.
ahhh you guys coulda cuddled......

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WarZone / The Three Stages Of A Man's Life
« on: August 29, 2007, 04:18:02 PM »
<SINGLE>


<MARRIED>


<DIVORCED>


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The No Wake Zone / Re: woke up this morning...
« on: August 29, 2007, 12:43:03 PM »
nice action......

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The No Wake Zone / Re: El Cap - Labor Day Weekend
« on: August 29, 2007, 12:40:43 PM »
thanks guys , the cash is on the low low.....going to be a tight one, im tring to make it.............that way i dont have to stop a bunch of times before i get there.....ill be looking out, ill post again as i know for sure im going later in week...

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WarZone / Correct way to arrest a terrorist
« on: August 29, 2007, 09:46:27 AM »
they should do that here.......and quit messing around!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/632/

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WarZone / Re: Unofficial "Official Beer Drinkin Thread !"
« on: August 28, 2007, 05:41:49 PM »


i think thats a gay beer store...beware.....

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The No Wake Zone / Re: pinks all out
« on: August 28, 2007, 05:39:31 PM »
i hope your dads getting better....ive been watching the show more now i got it tivo'd...ive been seeing that they have been teching cars really hard , and i sure they will check for a super comp / super gas license for sure for that kind of car......good luck though......my friend duck who has the super gas chevette, ran @ super chevy for like 4 years without a license so it is possible.....just say it runs 10.0's you'll be fine.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: El Cap - Labor Day Weekend
« on: August 28, 2007, 05:31:38 PM »
anything else i should know, about elcap?....is there gas close or should i get it up here, food store or something like that for snacks and lunch stuff off the freeway....and i saw a map, which area do you guys hang out at so i can cruise there.....u going to go beerjet?....and are u bringing your girls, ill bring mine too...they can play on the beach maybe?

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The No Wake Zone / Re: El Cap - Labor Day Weekend
« on: August 28, 2007, 05:27:50 PM »
its gotta be those damn bass boats.....

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Dear Alcohol
« on: August 28, 2007, 04:15:57 PM »
ah fuk...im laughin so hard.....
 ;D

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The No Wake Zone / Re: I dont even wanna think about it but.....
« on: August 28, 2007, 04:14:51 PM »
im ready to go to a scjb winter meet....just say the word..

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The No Wake Zone / Re: The SCSC Needs our Help!
« on: August 28, 2007, 04:06:02 PM »
you could always insure it and then sink it!!?.....
no just kidding....that boat may just save you boys one of these days....as part of the scjb crew im down to drink as many beers as it takes.....

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Anyone know Mike Finnegan Hot Boat Magazine
« on: August 28, 2007, 03:58:08 PM »
dont all guys reguardless of what they drive like blowers? and or blown boats?

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Dear Alcohol
« on: August 28, 2007, 01:39:05 PM »
omar should try these..... O0

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The No Wake Zone / Dear Alcohol
« on: August 28, 2007, 01:38:38 PM »
Dear Alcohol,

First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.
 
As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect
post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the
holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in
the midst of endless family gatherings).

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want
to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your
influence has led to some unwise consequences:
 
1. Phone calls and text messages: While I agree with you that
communication is important, I question the suggestion that any
conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why
would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact,
they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of
the night.
 
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you
suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce along with a big Italian
meatball and some stale chips (washed down with wine & topped off with
a Kit Kat AFTER a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an
eclectic eater but, I think you went too far this time.
 
3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need
to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer this
issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and
the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day
are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the
front door key into the lock.
 
4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop! This is getting
ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's
debauchery may be in order. But, the 3 p.m. hangover immobility is
completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that if the
proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products,
aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out (face down on the kitchen
floor with a bag of popcorn or wherever). The hangover should be minimal and
in no way interfere with my daily activities.
 
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would
like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of
great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed
companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.

In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review
my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an
answer no later than Friday 3 p.m. (pre happy hour) on your possible
solutions. And hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.
 
Thank you,
Your Biggest Fan

P.S. Please take a moment or two and note the following items below
that I think may be of some interest to you.



THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-Aggressive Disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have mattress mambo.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

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