in the past year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favorite musician, Michael Jackson, my favorite salesman, Billie Mays, and my favorite athlete, Chris Henry.  I just wanted to let you know my favorite president.....is Barrack Obama

Been a long time since I have been there. I remember you had to be there early to be able to get in. Is it still the same? What about the the lake lice?, which I shouldn't say cause I use to be one there  LOL. How about having a few boat sodas, that be cool there or ya asking for trouble?

BUY STAINLESS  !!!!!!!    just my .02

Dang I want that thing

Took my dad fishin on the breakwall at Dana Point today and this boat was just leaving

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.  The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believeable."   

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it, Grandpa says.  How about a demonstration?

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, Okay go ahead.

Grandpa says I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.

The auditor thinks for a moment and says, I'ts a bet.

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, Now I will ou 2 thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost 3 grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. he starts to get nervous.

Want to go double or nothing? Grandpa asks. I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

Are you Okay? the auditor asks.

Not really, says the attorney.  This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me 25 thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk aand that you'd be happy about it!!!   

Too funny Steve, how ya been doing

Hey Skip where the hell are my shirts

   Bump for Skip

the pocket portion is on backorder

   That was fricking hilarious Josh

The link doesnt work for us non team members Skip

X2 that thing is sweet !!!!!!  Iwas also looking at the pump setup, kinda weird looking

let me know how it came out, like I said they all worked fine when I took em out

Unfortunately I am definately outta this one. Was gonna be my first but, work, my foreman pissing blood, and who the hell knows when he will be back, cause the dammn Drs dont know what the fruck is wrong with him, THIS FRUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  , was so looking forward to meeting the guys I haven't met yet