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The No Wake Zone / Re: whats your favorite beer ?
« on: January 30, 2009, 08:04:31 PM »Guinness
Because its good for you, nice and thick with alot of head.... 
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Judge "Wampner"
« on: January 30, 2009, 07:50:20 PM »
Hey Tom,
You sound like a pretty good stand up guy, and you do keep a pretty maintained lot, however judging from the photo, some tongues of your trailers are hanging over "limit line" provided in each stall just my .02....
Unless you are ready to get a rate hike in your next lease or perhaps another "tongue" lashing from the guy I personally would try to work out something with him.
I would let him know he shares an equal amount of contributory negligence in the matter, open and obvious for the last 14 years. Are there any signs posted or listed in your lease "park head in first, no backing into stalls" LOL...just a thought.
In any event best of luck to ya!!
You sound like a pretty good stand up guy, and you do keep a pretty maintained lot, however judging from the photo, some tongues of your trailers are hanging over "limit line" provided in each stall just my .02....
Unless you are ready to get a rate hike in your next lease or perhaps another "tongue" lashing from the guy I personally would try to work out something with him.
I would let him know he shares an equal amount of contributory negligence in the matter, open and obvious for the last 14 years. Are there any signs posted or listed in your lease "park head in first, no backing into stalls" LOL...just a thought.
In any event best of luck to ya!!
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The No Wake Zone / So U Wanna Talk About BIG CAJONES
« on: January 16, 2009, 04:23:03 PM »
A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his balls,
gently rolling them over, fondling them, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine!'
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his balls,
gently rolling them over, fondling them, something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine!'
LMAO
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The No Wake Zone / LEGAL QUESTION
« on: January 06, 2009, 03:01:29 PM »Is this statutory rape??? OR, just a moosedemeanor...LOL
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The No Wake Zone / Re: I want to see tow riggs
« on: December 19, 2008, 08:58:59 AM »
This should outlast any towrig out there... 
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Engine Mechanical / Electrical / Re: Camshaft Balancing
« on: December 17, 2008, 04:01:50 PM »
Why couldn't you just go with a more aggressive cam lobe to increase power instead of balancing? LOL
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The No Wake Zone / Comforting Thought
« on: December 17, 2008, 01:31:27 PM »
Back in the 90's, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. 
They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country and 850+ Billion Dollars to a pack of num-nuts who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze.
Now if that doesn't make you nervous, what does???
They failed and it closed. Now, we are trusting the economy of our country and 850+ Billion Dollars to a pack of num-nuts who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze.
Now if that doesn't make you nervous, what does???
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The No Wake Zone / Story About a Boat
« on: December 17, 2008, 09:42:28 AM »
Joe's Old Boat
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you
sell it! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it!
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch
all that day and most of the evening.
Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife has died
suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things
at the grocery store. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and
said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell, no! Fact is,
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish.
She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty
big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her
to those four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools
tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted!
They say the happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and the day you
sell it! Well, here's a good boat story!!
Joe and John were identical twins.
Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself.
One day he rented out his boat to a group from out-of-state who sank it!
Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch
all that day and most of the evening.
Therefore, Joe did not know that his brother John's wife has died
suddenly that day.
When Joe got back on shore he went into town to pick up a few things
at the grocery store. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and
said, "I'm so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell, no! Fact is,
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like an old dead fish.
She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty
big hole in the front, too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she
leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her
to those four guys who were looking for a good time. I warned them that she
wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools
tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the middle!"
The old woman fainted!
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Tahiti Girl
« on: December 16, 2008, 01:14:49 PM »
I'm still here. Not goin anywhere soon..
The reason why a chix polishes the boat is because the job gets done right.
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But you are right , we do need more women around here........ Somebody has to polish the boatand fetch another beer right!
The reason why a chix polishes the boat is because the job gets done right.
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Tahiti Girl
« on: December 15, 2008, 10:41:56 PM »
OMG!! You guys are idiots! You should focus on your engine/boat issues rather than if I exist or if I am female.
Pretty sad when a chick comes along and all you horny toads want is a photo.
I may not have the best looking boat on the water, but I sure as hell have a boat that doesn't leave me stranded and being towed by a seadoo. I guess that is because when I build my engines they don't break.
So go pull your muffler bearings out and build a REAL engine, or better yet, go stroke your (short) rod and have a happy ending.
Pretty sad when a chick comes along and all you horny toads want is a photo.
I may not have the best looking boat on the water, but I sure as hell have a boat that doesn't leave me stranded and being towed by a seadoo. I guess that is because when I build my engines they don't break.
So go pull your muffler bearings out and build a REAL engine, or better yet, go stroke your (short) rod and have a happy ending.
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Tequilla ??
« on: December 15, 2008, 10:19:03 PM »
Patron Silver is pretty smooth..
Jager is nasty!
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The No Wake Zone / Re: New Auto Bailout Ad
« on: December 12, 2008, 04:39:30 PM »Quote
Just dont get mad when we get into a fist fight over a loaf in the bread linesNo fist fight, I would share...
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The No Wake Zone / Re: New Auto Bailout Ad
« on: December 12, 2008, 03:58:06 PM »
GM is pinning all their hopes on the Volt, a plug-in hybrid vehicle. Guess what...the starting price is $40,000!!!
Honda is also releasing a new hybrid called the Insight, they will beat GM to market and it's starting price is under $20,000.
So with that being said I do understand we need to keep our big 3 up and running but let's be fair here, the big wigs will still continue to rake in the $$ and nothing will change. That is the problem. This bailout is a bandaid.
Trust me I'm all for American made but unless they pull their heads out of their booty we will continue on this downward spiral.
I vote for keeping roofs over peoples heads and food on their tables but this is getting ridiculous.
Honda is also releasing a new hybrid called the Insight, they will beat GM to market and it's starting price is under $20,000.
So with that being said I do understand we need to keep our big 3 up and running but let's be fair here, the big wigs will still continue to rake in the $$ and nothing will change. That is the problem. This bailout is a bandaid.
Trust me I'm all for American made but unless they pull their heads out of their booty we will continue on this downward spiral.
I vote for keeping roofs over peoples heads and food on their tables but this is getting ridiculous.
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The No Wake Zone / New Auto Bailout Ad
« on: December 12, 2008, 09:43:34 AM »
Hope you can read the fine print, what they forgot to add was how crooked the unions are..
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Tahiti Girl
« on: December 11, 2008, 07:12:12 PM »Quote
You want more attention, then you need to earn it468Bahner boy!!!
Just for the record guys "no one" should have to earn poo poo from anyone on this site.
I'm here to share my knowledge about engines and to share the boats I have had over the years as a lady.
So thanks for those supporters of woman/ladies to this site you need more.
Unfortunatley some boys just have to show their ego to make up for no sack or johnson (um um outboard) of course.
LOL its all good!One more thing,
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were you one of em468Bahner boy again, if I was one of your Ugly Bettys it sure was an uneventful evening limp bizkit!! LMFAO!!!!!!
So with that said, no hurt feelings and again thank you to those "true" men for giving a lady a break!!
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Tahiti Girl
« on: December 09, 2008, 12:43:35 PM »
LMAO!! Ya you hit the nail on the head...That's me alright...Ugly Betty but I betcha you've woke up to many of those in your time..
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Engine Mechanical / Electrical / Re: New cam for sale...
« on: December 08, 2008, 06:44:07 PM »
What'up CHROMEY 
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The No Wake Zone / Re: Tahiti Girl
« on: December 08, 2008, 06:37:50 PM »
Ok so now that I have your attention who is gonna give me more??
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Boat Showcase / Re: My Pretty Maiden
« on: December 06, 2008, 11:20:14 AM »
Actually just picked this boat up about a year ago. Needs some work still to make her even better. So Im not selling but if I ever decide to...well I'll just enjoy her for now..
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Boat Racing / Re: Thanksgiving Comjet Races 2008 Pictures
« on: December 03, 2008, 07:02:09 PM »
Nice pics..Looks like you had great weather. Bet that water was freezing
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The No Wake Zone / Re: New Member..."Tahiti Girl"
« on: October 02, 2008, 08:58:42 PM »
Thanks for the welcome everyone!! Yes lets make Bahiti's !! They dont run, (why? they wouldn't run either ) they do if built right and I sure as hell know how to build them and blow them!!
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