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WarZone / Re: breaking news!
« on: February 13, 2007, 08:37:37 PM »
We'll all get alone just fine as soon as all of you numb nuts realize I'm the one with the big walkin stick and you girls are supposed to keep it polished .  ;D

-beerjet-
See, it's that prison inmate mentality that has you confused on boys and gorls and what parts go where. You are on the outside now where men mate with women.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: New to jet boats - is what I got any good
« on: February 13, 2007, 08:33:56 PM »
Shoemaker says that there is a Berk kit for the WJ that adds some mph. Might want to call GS marine to confirm and get part #s.
Great start. How fast do yah want to go?

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Elsinore: Sunday Feb 18th
« on: February 13, 2007, 08:43:04 AM »
Let's keep an eye on it. It' says that it's supposed to rain today as well but it's nice and dry.

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WarZone / Re: breaking news!
« on: February 13, 2007, 08:39:00 AM »


Can't we all just get along!?

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The No Wake Zone / Re: At a young age...
« on: February 13, 2007, 08:34:59 AM »
Hah, it looks like you are all mad because you just got you ass handed to you by a V-drive  ;D :D
Just kiddin. Cool pic!

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The No Wake Zone / Re: No Bullshit! How fast is your boat??
« on: February 12, 2007, 07:18:32 AM »
When I was a kid we had a family friend who had a Kachina hull (two seater) He first put the boat together with a 427 and topped it off with dual propane carbs.  We would get some odd looks when fueling it up.  The boat was all motor and tanks.  In  this configuration the boat ran in the high 80's.  A few seasons later he went to Twin Holley's and a blower.  he also did the lower end but I have no idea what he bored it to, and he would never tell.  Running on av-gas he was topped out at 102 MPH. We confirmed the speed using radar.  The boat had some work done on the jet but nothing too radical.  I know y'all will think I'm full of shit, but I was skiing behind it at the time.  The things we do at 18.
I'll be your huckleberry.
"You are so full of shit!"  ;D
Welcome to the site.

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WarZone / Re: breaking news!
« on: February 11, 2007, 03:46:03 PM »
Damn you guys are good. I have tears from those pics. Well done!!! :D :D

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Arcade / Re: About the Arcade...
« on: February 11, 2007, 12:57:19 AM »
No Q-jet....not yer local 25 cent adult arcade...sorry. ;D
C'mon, even I know not to visit the "local" 25 cent adult video arcade. It's best to drive a few towns over so the wife doesn't see the truck parked outside the seedy establishment. ;)

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Arcade / Re: About the Arcade...
« on: February 10, 2007, 08:23:18 AM »
 ;D :D Oh I get it now. I thought it was something else completely.

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WarZone / Re: Offical Canoe thread....
« on: February 09, 2007, 07:43:53 PM »
Due to the lack of either pics or content, I am completely LOST on what went on here today while I was at work.  :(

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Arcade / Re: About the Arcade...
« on: February 09, 2007, 09:28:33 AM »
What the heck is the "arcade"? Little confused.  ???

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Elsinore Sat Feb 10th
« on: February 09, 2007, 06:52:53 AM »
Sweet!! So lets make it Sunday the 18th.

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WarZone / Re: Offical Canoe thread....
« on: February 08, 2007, 08:50:13 PM »
Ha ha....word on that ;D I'll let yah know as it gets closer as to what day(s) I'll be out there. It'll be durring the week for sure.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Elsinore Sat Feb 10th
« on: February 08, 2007, 08:48:27 PM »
It looks like we are in for rain this Saturday. What if we make it next Sunday? I know  afew more people that can go that weekend as well.
what y'all tinks 'bout dat?

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WarZone / Re: Offical Canoe thread....
« on: February 08, 2007, 12:51:10 AM »
Damn where is Countryboyaustin when yah need him. I'm lookin at a Bolsa Conoe and don't know if I should buy it or not. His expertise on the subject sure would help.
Sidenote: Wwarlock, I'm gonna be in Havasu first week in March to look at the Spring Break chicks  1/2 my age. Lets throw some cold ones back in the Channel. Don't know if I'm going to bring the boat or not. I'm meeting some people up there that are staying all week. I'll be there for a day, maybe 2.

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WarZone / Re: Babies just know !
« on: February 07, 2007, 06:54:57 PM »
Don't know if I'd want my kid sportin the word "blowjob" on his/her shirt, but the other one's are pretty damn funny.  :D

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Surgery....
« on: February 07, 2007, 06:18:55 PM »
That was cool of yah Marcsrollin.... Way to look out for Goad.
Hey Goad, my grandmother has an extra pair of those 5 inch dark sunglasses that are real popular with the seniors if yah want to borrow them. ;D

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Surgery....
« on: February 07, 2007, 06:15:30 PM »
I might invest in one of those out houses since I always have to take a shit at the drop of a hat.
Dude your spokes have been busted so many times that I'm surprised you can even tell when a turtle head is poppin out.

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Surgery....
« on: February 06, 2007, 10:06:52 PM »
So does this mean you dont like me . ???  :-*  :-*

-beerjet-
ha ha....I got your back bro (just not the way Goad fantasizes about)  :D ;)

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The No Wake Zone / Re: What Brand and WT. of oil do you use???
« on: February 06, 2007, 06:53:48 PM »
Thought ya' ran astrolube ??? ;D
You would know and you would CRY if I didn't  ;)

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The No Wake Zone / Re: Surgery....
« on: February 06, 2007, 06:52:28 PM »
Quickjet,

I sense some homosexual tendencies from your comments here on the board. It is obvious to me and to many others that you have beerjet's penis on your mind. Don't be alarmed since this is normal homosexual activity. Your desires to be satisfied by beerjet's penis are masked by slandering others on the forum and making reference to his penis. It is a love/hate thing. Just like when you beat up the boy you have a crush on during recess on the grade school playground.

I think you should stop the vulgar hatred and focus your energy towards more positive things like your relationship with beerjet. You guys are destined to be together to form Queerjet.

-Dr. Phil




Thank you for your advice Dr. Phil.
In reading it I see that you reffer to it as a "Penis". A Penis by deffinition is under 6 inches. A plus size "Penis" is 6-7 inches. A "Cock" (as I refer to it) is 8 inches plus. By looking at the injury susstained to Goads face and knowing the bars and West Hollywood hangouts that he frequents, it's safe to assume that only a cock of rather large magnitude could do this much damage. I have a rather large cock myself and know the damge that this weapon can cause.
I'm sure it's easier for you to say that this is a Homosexual fantasy or repressed Homosexual tendancies on my part, but I can assure you that it is mearly an educated observation.
How did I put Beerjet as the Cock swining assailiant you ask? By mearly reading previose posts by both, you can see that fudge packing and such are the norm for these two individuals. It was just a matter of time before it went oral. It's clear to me that Goad has his face in the wrong place at the wrong time.


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The No Wake Zone / Re: Surgery....
« on: February 06, 2007, 01:38:12 PM »
I went back and looked at the pics again. Hey Goad, it looks like from the stitches that you were Cockslapped by beerjet. I'm not saying you were, it just looks like it.  ;)

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The No Wake Zone / Re: What Brand and WT. of oil do you use???
« on: February 06, 2007, 01:36:13 PM »
In my vehicles I've always ran Mobile 1. In my boats I've ran Valvoline "Racing" straight 60 wt.
If what you say is true about royal Purple I mught justswap brands.
On a side note...Did you ever find "Blue Nun"?

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WarZone / Re: Oddball boats, motors...
« on: February 05, 2007, 10:51:25 PM »
I was actually thinking this was a serious thread and was going to respond to it. Then I saw this and lost it....... :D :D ;D

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WarZone / Re: eggs
« on: February 05, 2007, 06:19:26 PM »
Gay + Load = goad
(load as in spooge)

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