I agree he is a pussy and a whiner and probably a metrosexual too. But that doesn't mean he is a tree hugger, although they do kind of travel together in packs.
Tree huggers aren't always pussies but pussies are always pussies and that guy is one. And pussies always have too much time on their hands so they use it to create problems for themselves and anyone who will let them intrude on their life.
But Lucky Stiff is right the best way to neutralize this pussy is to write a nice thank you letter to the paper giving praise to a great, all-American event that brought joy and excitement to a large crowd. Then he can go back to working with Hillary and find something else to whine about.
Here is the link to the Press Telegram website "contact us" page - there is a link for writing them a letter.
http://www.presstelegram.com/infoThe email address for their "Letter to the Editor" department is: speakout@presstelegram.com
As long as you keep your letter clean and logical they will probably publish it - small papers love sheet like this because it gives them something to do.