Mike (Rivertard) and I talked a bit tonight, and after a vote, we decided we needed a standard form when addressing "significant others" interrogations on our earlier, albeit, they weren't present, behavior.

It was unanimous, and I'll give you it was just the two of us........BUT............ and feel free to cut/copy/paste into Word, Office, whatever you have to save your ass and fill in the blanks. The important part is to MEMORIZE IT.......THIS is gonna come in handy........


"What happened was.................___________________ _____ asked me to help him _______________________ You know I'd do anything for you or a friend, even if it was your brother. So I show up with my __________________ and there's ______________ & _______________ .

Makes things easier than I thought going into this, I thought.

Not exactly. _____________________  drags out a ______________________ and things went awry from there. I, personally did not partake of the _________________ But the second hand ________________________ had its effect on me, and I apologize for even being around it.

I was dying of thirst so I opened what I thought was a _________________   and here it was a ___________________  only after I chugged it did I realize my mistake. Three times, in point of fact, how dumb am I?  The ability to count was mute at this point.

I was recovering from that incident when I went back to ______________________'s truck to call you, left my phone there.

That's when I tripped on the kiddie pool. I didn't know it was full of ______________________ and naked women with cell phones who took pictures. Honest  mistake. Those girls didn't have much of a sense of humour, really.

The Glitter came from the back seat of ___________________'s truck. His daughter/grand daughter (circle one)  is into "Bedazzling" whatever the hell that is. Funny story, actually, he opens his window, glitter flew everywhere. Of course, due to earlier incidents, guess where the glitter stuck.

So to answer your question, No, I wasn't out drunken galavanting with  bunch of strippers/hookers, there's your logical explanation of things................"

Hope this helps.....

Ray

Kinda seeing how far I can push this train with this event. If you notice I kinda pick n choose what events I promote and how hard to promote them. Big river fathers day didn't get any social media promoting as I like to keep it small and family oriented. This one I'm kinda pulling out all the stops. Speedboat mag is on board. I'm working on a few other outlets including Monster Energy. Should be the biggest one to date by far.

Will Gord physically be the in attendance?

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