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WarZone / when is too much too much?
« on: February 17, 2008, 08:26:31 pm »
So I have to ask...   

<------- is it too sexy, too sexest, too bouncy or maybe just too big  ;D


Boats For Sale / 19ft 1979 Sanger Pickle fork $9,990
« on: January 16, 2008, 10:49:10 pm »
I've seen this boat for just over a year...  thought serious about buying it myself before I started with my Rebel.
Was originaly asking over $12,ooo...   looks in great shape, and for those that like speed...   ;D  well...  just take a look!

anyone else seen this boat or know the owner...?   the name if   'Fore Play'


too funny...   Ok, maybe I'm the only one with a sick sence of humor that finds this funny  ;D
with 'Brooke marks the spot'  ..."have you been cock blocked?"


The No Wake Zone / what a differance in bowls...
« on: December 29, 2007, 04:04:47 pm »
Doing a conversion on my Jacuzzi pump...   the famous Energizer, but with a little tweeking from JBP.
Had both bowls out an took some pics...   lots of diference between the two.

First is the jacuzzi wj, basicly stock...  (sorry for blur, cold in shop...  shivers  :()

second is the dominator energizer conversion bowl...

I so can't wait to see what the speed and output difference are from one to the next  ;D
Anyone done this conversion an been happy with it? The flow differance must be noticable, but if not...   Blower time  ;D

Plus I've added stainless shaft, ss impellor, diverter, droop snoot and rudder. But that's a givin at this stage, lol  ;)


WarZone / When girls don't put out!! good humor
« on: December 05, 2007, 02:38:37 pm »
When girls don't put out!!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.  Well, the
passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I
just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who
I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was
almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with
excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel
like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why
can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.

WarZone / it's the Whats your favourite Cup size Poll
« on: September 23, 2007, 10:29:10 pm »
Since I have not seen many Polls yet, thought I would start with a popular subjet for us Guys and see what the results are...

might be worth it for the shits and giggles, and yes, you women may Vote too   :-*
Are the tastes in womens mamories as varied as our tast in say, beer, motors or tv shows?...   time will tell   ;D


and yes, I voted for b, I like sporty women!
to all the offended women out there, all I can say is I'm a man, accept it  8)

The No Wake Zone / bathroom break... you just got to laugh!
« on: September 23, 2007, 09:39:43 pm »
just by chance came across this little clip, take a look and see if you don't laugh!
The look on peoples faces, now thats what I would like to do at work  ;D



Well as summer comes to a close here in Canada (raises a finger to all the lucky bastards in the south  :-*)
I like to take this time to reflect and look back at all the fun I've had with fond memories of summer that I think are worth sharing.
So I've put together a few pictures in order as they happened for me this year,  hope you find them as entertaining as I do  ;D

So to start with, as late spring rolls around, just before summer starts,
a friendly neighbourhood pet shows up looking for food.
They have been sleeping for a long time and feel the need to look around for food,
or place to dump. Thats right, Dump!
I'm going to let you in on a little secret, Bears DO NOT shit in the woods !
The ones up here perfer to use our roads and pathways as there dumping grounds as this pic shows a few locals walking around looking for such a place.

cute little guys...

Next I like to show a picture that reminds me of summer, the first time you see a woman in a Bikini!
Sure they were just young women and Nathan is just a young kid, but it changed your life forever.
Just like I'm sure it changed Nathan's thoughts (a friend of mine's son).   
He didn't look away for a long time so, it made it easy to take the picture!
Just no sure the girl at the end viewed it the same way,  lol   ??? ;D

OK, OK,  move alone now, plenty to see at the end of the story!  ;)

Then there is the day when my boat got to see the water for the first time that year. 
Always a nice feeling!    8)
Specially when the water is like glass, gives me a chubby just thinking about it  ;)

or when you first see the Water Bombers up close...   and make sure you get your boat out of the way  ;D

Pilot talking to co-pilot, "just run them over if they don't get out of the way"

I'm sure the pictures of friends out for boat rides in bikini's are not of any interest, so I'll save them for some other time...

Like next year when my boat is all finished, having added a little toy Tom at Jet Boat Performance was kind enough to put together for me  ;)

This most of all I can't wait to get out on the water and try...     only 152 more days, only 152 more days, only 152 more days  ;D

Now I know this is the end of my little photo story
Kind of short, but so was summer up here in Canada.
Butt I like to leave you with one last pic...   seeing is its the end of my story I thouhgt this pic would be fitting as the last one in the end.

"Take Life Into Your Own Hands"

 thanks for your time, you may now go back to your regular lives and activities  ;D


The No Wake Zone / what kinds of Lake Hazards do you have?
« on: September 03, 2007, 06:36:53 pm »
 Out for one more test run before I put boat in shop for new pump, when I seen this Plane sitting in the middle of the lake and not just one...   there's two of them!

Curious what hazards you guys have?

Hope you guys never encounter the wake from one of these planes  :o  great for Wake boarders though ;D


The No Wake Zone / Think I have one of your Boats!
« on: September 01, 2007, 05:49:44 pm »
 I was just cleaning shop, making room yestarday for the swapping of my new add-on's when I noticed this...


tried to google anything about the sticker hidden under the paint (reverse cover on pump nozzel) that I found.
NOTHING,  but I now know she came from your neck of the woods  ;D

wounder what other secrets she has?  ANY thoughts?...   just curious.


Well I'm new to to site, so let the hazzing begin,  :P

First off, my name is Rebel,
and thanks to many of you, whom don't even know it, have helped me finish a few loose ends to get this boat back into the water. Vintage Jet Boats are not as common in Canada as they are for you guys. So this site has helped me out alot!

now...  for the pics!

anyone notice the ihba sticker  8)

can't promiss I will be quiet from now on...
but I know I will keep coming back  ;)

just one more touch to be added from Tom at JBP and I'm ready to play!
but like many of you know...  more work to do than just that, gauges, steering wheel, trailer...  well guess thats it realy

ok, ok,  maybe next year a Blower  :o

Rebel (aka Rob)

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