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The No Wake Zone / What do you guys think of this boat?
« on: July 22, 2011, 12:03:38 am »
Not sure if I could handle this one though  :screwy:

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=16179805&cat=196&s_cid=E0003

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The No Wake Zone / Drama Threads
« on: April 18, 2011, 06:04:05 pm »
Been away for a while, I'm sure I've missed alot.... so where do I look for the drama threads so I can catch back up on things?  O0


Pdub

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WarZone / The Best Chili
« on: January 19, 2010, 12:17:11 am »
 :D :D :D

This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas.

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is.

They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio
City Park.

Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I
happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in.

I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge #3.

Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato.
Amusing kick.

Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor.
Very mild.

Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway.
Took me two beers to put the flames out.
I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.

CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN 'S AFTERBURNER CHILI

Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili.
Great kick.

Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.

Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite.
Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all of the beer.

CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC

Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice.
Disappointing.

Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.

Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. This 300lb. woman is starting to look HOT ... just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

CHILI # 5 -- LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER.

Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili.
Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very
impressive.

Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.

Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is Pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.

CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.

Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, garlic. Superb.

Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.

CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.

Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment.**I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.

Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my
shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me.

I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through
The 4”inch hole in my stomach.

CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?

Judge # 3 - No Report

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Cars / Automobiles For Sale / Free 292 Chevy 6 cylinder
« on: December 29, 2009, 05:27:04 pm »
Got a Chevy 292 sitting here came out of a project '76 truck. Has a broken exhaust manifold, other than that it is running with all belts, carb, etc. Do have a header for it for $100 if someone wants. Need to get it out of my shop.

Located in Bullhead City. Call any time 619-206-3680

Tony

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The No Wake Zone / Here yah go Skippy
« on: December 20, 2009, 12:42:34 pm »
A little different from what you've been posting, but I think all horsepower fellas could enjoy this one  ;D


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I need this stuff gone ASAP

BBF Blower Intake, never ran, only bolted down to motor and taken back off. It has been collecting dust. Will include stud kit. BDS CJ port sized intake, bought this for $700 brand new from dealer. Will blast for $30 in wanted

$500+shipping


BBC Rect Port Intake. Used. I picked this up and went a different route. Will blast for $20.
$80+Shipping


BBF Performer Intake. I bought this brand new and ran for one weekend. Unfortunately it's been in my garage collecting dust and never been cleaned. Will blast for $20
$70+ Shipping


BBC Rods, Been redrilled for 2 wrist pin oiling spots, bushed for floaters, ARP bolts, when I mic'd them they were ready to run, had to go to a longer rod for my pistons
$80+Shipping

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WarZone / Ouch ouch ouch ouch!
« on: September 25, 2009, 04:11:17 pm »

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The No Wake Zone / NHRA
« on: September 20, 2009, 06:58:12 pm »
The four wide runs were too freakin cool! Anyone got a link to the vids? It would be amazing to feel that in person!  :thumbup:

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Random Boat Parts For Sale / WTT Diverter Handle
« on: September 09, 2009, 12:00:32 am »
Lookin for a stringer mount handle, in trade for my floor mount diverter handle....

Lemme know what yah got. Funds are low so can't just go out and buy one of the used handles  :-\

Tony

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Miscellaneous / Spam / 1972 Plymouth Duster, Bracket Car
« on: September 04, 2009, 01:20:24 pm »
Original 340 car, made bracket car. $8000. Located in Lakeside, CA

Any and ALL questions, shoot me a PM, or if the phone is easier call 619-206-2500, Paul
. The car hasn't seen a 1/4 mile in 5 years, but runs a consistant 7.1 in the 1/8th

This is a 1972 Plymouth Duster 340, specially built for bracket drag racing, it's been getting a lot of use, and is ready to race right away. It is meant to run in the "Super Street" class on a 10-90 index. The body is in great shape, fiberglass hood, fenders, front and rear bumpers and deck lid. The paint has a few minor scratches, the usual, but looks really good going down the track.

The motor is in great shape, it is a .40 over 360 with a 11.5;1 compression ratio, TTI Headers, a solid cam, w2 heads, 800 Holly, a strip dominator intake, and coil over rear shocks with a 3-link ladder bar set up. Also on the car is a NEW transmission, rear spool, rear axles, new trans break, a transbreak converter, 5000 RPM, worth about $850 itself, new rear tires (15X31", 31X18.5") new seatbelt harnesses.

The floors are all solid, this is an original 340 car, with Lexan front and rear glass and quarterglass. The car weighs about 2900 pounds, and can hit upwards of 450 horsepower.

It's a very consistent car, and I've made a lot of money with it, but I have too many projects and race cars, and need to unload a few.
It's perfectly ready. Just turn the key and it's ready to go! Ready to rush down the quarter mile!












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WarZone / Best text messages ever....
« on: August 20, 2009, 10:14:13 pm »
I was cruising over this site, frickin hilarious  >:D

Here's some examples

www.textsfromlastnight.com

(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie

(813): I'm fucking your sister right now.
(1-813): You motherfucker
(813): She's next.

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.

(212): I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.

(512): i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.

(347): in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

(443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

(203): I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.

(303): I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.

(562): omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.

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Random Boat Parts For Sale / Berk Loader
« on: August 20, 2009, 07:42:47 pm »
$100 for this supersport. Fits Berkley, only used for one weekend.

Located in Bullhead City, az. $100+ shipping. Cash, check, money order


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Engines / Engine Parts For Sale / ***BBC Rods***
« on: August 06, 2009, 12:37:52 am »
Set of 8, worked over stock BBC rods, 6.135. Bushed, extra wrist pin oiling hole drilled, measured them and were spot on at .0025" Clearance off of MY crank. They are used but seem in good condition.

Got to sell, due to getting the wrong pistons.... so I got to go a longer Rod....  :banghead:

$120 + Shipping obo. In Bullhead City, AZ

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Random Boat Parts For Sale / WTB, Shoe
« on: August 05, 2009, 05:16:21 pm »
Looking for a Backcut shoe, preferrably MPD bolt pattern. Lemme know what you got  :)

Gimme a call, 619-206-3680

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Engines / Engine Parts For Sale / BBC Rect. Tunnel Ram Assembly
« on: July 27, 2009, 06:03:28 pm »
Need this gone, prefer not to ship. Possible trade for fuel pumps/Fiberglass Scoops, or BBC 4500 Single Plane Manifold. Also needed 4500 Throttle cable bracket.

For sale $400, Located in Bullhead City, AZ. (I go to Havasu a few times a week as well).

BBC Tunnel Ram, with 450 Dp carbs, linkage, Scoop, etc. Pretty much everything you see goes with minus fuel regulator. Needs repolishing.










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Howdy howdy ya'll

I got this '77 Hondo T-Deck here, as you guys know. I wanted to strip all the carpet out, and polish up the floor and the stringers for a nice polished wood look. But after enough cleaning, I decided it wasn't worth it. The stringers have little bits of rot here and there, from people putting in small screws and such, nothing structural though. I just didn't want to work hours and hours polishing the floor and wood if there is little dark spots all along the stringers.

So I decided to color the bottom. My question is, what do you guys recommend? I was thinking about sanding and prepping the bottom, do my stripes, and then when it cures to lay fiberglass resin over the top. Would that be achievable or is it a bad idea? How long should I wait for the paint to dry before laying resin, 1 day, 2 weeks? I dunno. Use flex additive?

And I've also heard about mixing the paint with the resin and just applying it. What kind of results would that insue? I want it to look deep (Silver) but I don't want to lay a ton of resin down to weight the boat down, and possibly crack later.

And what tools do you guys suggest for laying resin down the smoothest?

And if the paint/resin idea is bad, what other stuff could I use to make the floor covered with color, and still be strong?

Tony

P.s. I know GT is gonna give some damn good advice as always  ;D


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For all questions, and offers, call Ray (Moneypit) at 805-300-0012

1977 18' Dimarco, runner bottom. This boat has never been rigged, not a single hole in the stringers. Has delamination spot on passenger side floor where passenger seat would be. Typical chips, knicks, scratches from being pushed around for 35years. Wood floors, transom, rib, etc. Great boat! Located in Bullhead City, AZ 86442

$500 For HULL ONLY

$1500 Included if Trailer is wanted












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Engines / Engine Parts For Sale / ***LOTS of BBC Parts, SBC logs***
« on: July 06, 2009, 07:36:04 pm »
For ALL questions, offers, etc call Ray (MoneyPit) at 805-300-0012

Shipping is not included in the cost. Located in Bullhead City, az 86442, call for shipping arrangements.


Brand New BBC Rewarders w/lines never used! $750






BBC Headers w/Lines, used, good condition $300


BBC Headers, Rewarders, Barely used, great condition, $450, no lines


BBC V-Drive headers, Dry $150


BBC Oval Port Dual Plane manifold, Polished $150


BBC Marine Intake, Rect Port, Black Powdercoat $175


BBC Moroso Valve Covers, $40


BBC Shorty Headers, $150, Dry



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WarZone / Cyber Sex Gone Wrong....
« on: June 09, 2009, 02:51:31 pm »
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra.My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my
way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray,
picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>

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$$

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

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Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the ***?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

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Projects / Project Hondo Pantera
« on: May 20, 2009, 12:21:36 am »
 Well this project started last summer... just to help "perk" the boat up. My father had bought this bought a few years ago, and was content with it until a certain outboard had beat him  ;D. The boat was pretty much stock pump, no diverter or anything, with a BBC with some fancy headers and a tunnel ram... you know what all the fast guys run.  :screwy:

I told him I had some parts to pep it up, and got a bunch of pump parts and other stuff to help build it up, make it a little more efficient. He agreed to having a 50/50 usage of the boat. So he had brought it to one of the circle races and I took it home. Here is how it sat before.



We brought it back to JR's house... and a HUGE thanks to him for letting me take up room at his house, and use his tools and equipment. It would take me over a year to build the pump half as good at my dirt shack LOL.

After pulling off the Transom adaptor and bowl... it was a fight with the impeller and nut. After all kinds of impacts, leverage, etc... we had to cut the nut off with a die grinder, which really isn't uncommon at all. But then when it was time to pull the impeller off... we realized this pump has never been taken apart in it's life. After hammers, torch's, freezing, etc etc etc... time to get the Saw Zawl out. Don't have any pics but it was a MUTHA to take off  :mad: Specially without damaging the shaft ( which we ended up replacing anyways). Here's a couple pics.





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The No Wake Zone / Big thanks to MARC!
« on: May 05, 2009, 09:28:19 pm »
Hell of a day today... I think I'm ticking off at 12hrs so far working... finally need a break  O0

I started a thread looking for some pistons, I was expecting used... to finish up a BBC build. I have a deadline by memorial and had limited supplies and money to get the job done... but that's the way it goes sometimes. Anyways I started a thread on here looking for some pistons, this morning I get a call from Marc saying he's got some pistons, they are the perfect dome I needed to work with my heads, perfect size for my block, at an UNBEATABLE price. If you guys are looking for anything new... screw Jegs, give Marc a call and he'll hook you up  ;)

Thanks Marc, appreciate buddy  :-*

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WTB / feeler: WTB 454 Pistons
« on: May 05, 2009, 10:42:15 am »
Howdy ya'll  ;D

Lookin for a set of pistons.... 454 .030, with a closed chamber dome... let's see what yah got. Preferably around a 15cc-25cc dome.

Thanks

Tony
619-206-3680

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The No Wake Zone / Bullrun Season Premiere Party in Vegas!
« on: February 04, 2009, 06:30:45 pm »
So... anyone wanna go?

It will be in Las Vegas, at Buffalo Wild Wings on Feb 19th. Bullrun show starts at 10pm EST so I think that is 7pm Pacific time?

Unfortunately the Dart will probably not be there...but Maybe?  ???

It'll just be me, Tony

So any Vegas peeps, or guys in the area wanna hang out for fun night... don't feel shy!  ;D

Tony Wagner

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The No Wake Zone / Bullrun 2009
« on: December 23, 2008, 07:04:32 pm »
Well, boating season is over for a while, so we dug into something new we haven't done before, a road rally.

Me and my father were casted for Bullrun 2009 Reality TV show. It's a 4000 mile race, across most of the southwest. It starts off with 12 teams, and every episode there will be one team eliminated... the winner of the show gets $200,000.

I've done alot of Drag Racing, and some circle course racing, but this is all new to me.... road racing.

I have a website in the works right now, but until then I only have a Myspace page going 2 days strong lol. Got to meet alot of great people, Bill Goldberg is my new buddy  ;D

If you guys got myspace go to www.myspace.com/teamgreendart and show us your support please!

The show airs Feb. 2009 on Speedtv and is 10 episodes long. Wish I could have taken some "behind the scenes" photos but we weren't allowed to have ANYTHING electronic.

Make sure you guys keep a close eye for Team Dart in Feb!







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