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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on December 18, 2007, 04:07:16 PM
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Ten thoughts to ponder for the rest of our lives ....
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the
Slowest possible rate at
Which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions:
Hungry & Horny. If you see him
Without an erection, make him
A sandwich.
Numb er 7
Give a person a fish & you feed
Him for a day; teach a person
To use the Internet & he
Won't bother you
For weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky..........
Not really good for anything, but
You still can't help but smile
When you shove them
Down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel
Stupid someday, lying in
Hospitals dying of
Nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from
The weather. It pays no attention
To criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost
You two hundred dollars and a
S ubstantial tax cut saves
You thirty cents?
Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make
The world weird. Now The world is
Weird and people take Prozac
To make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1
THOUGHT FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES:
We know exactly where one cow with
Mad-cow-disease is located among
The millions of cows in America , but
We haven't got a clue as to where
Thousands of illegal immigrants
& terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the
Department of Agriculture In charge of immigration??
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#1 is awesome and I could not agree more and #8 of course.