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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on August 09, 2007, 04:01:07 PM

Title: 5 most important questions in the world:
Post by: CHROMEY on August 09, 2007, 04:01:07 PM

This is what we have been waiting for...the true answers to the
 5 most important questions in the world:

 Q1. WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
 A: It's Braille for "suck here".

 Q2. WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
 A: It's the same as a French kiss, only "down under."

 Q3. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
 A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

 Q4. WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
 A: Because, when they come, they're wild and wet. But when
they go,
they take your house and car with them.

 Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE
MORNING?
 A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

 Now, you know everything you need to know

Title: Re: 5 most important questions in the world:
Post by: hotrod56cars on August 09, 2007, 04:31:11 PM

NICE  ;D

Title: Re: 5 most important questions in the world:
Post by: The Chaz on August 09, 2007, 06:01:50 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: 5 most important questions in the world:
Post by: flytime on August 09, 2007, 08:50:59 PM

Well put.

Title: Re: 5 most important questions in the world:
Post by: CHROMEY on August 10, 2007, 08:54:53 AM

my favorite one...

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Q5. WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE
MORNING?
 A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

Title: Re: 5 most important questions in the world:
Post by: alexNla on August 10, 2007, 09:47:25 AM

Alright.. Now that I know the answers to those o so very important questions.. I'll be able to sleep better at night  ;D