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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on September 03, 2009, 08:37:17 AM
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The year is 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five
aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell ,
New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been
covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and
organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine
months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.
It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Now You Know.
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Nice ;D ;D
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2 fkn funny, thanks chromey
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Ha my sister and mom drove to roswell today to see my grandparents.
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They see any Foxy alien babes ???
Send some my way I am single ::)
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On the subject of aliens...
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "greetings, earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response. The older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you." The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, earthling. We come in peace. Donot ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I will fire! The older alien again warned his comrade saying, "You probably don't want to do that! I reeally don't think you should make him mad." "Rubbish," replied the cocky young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch. Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his 3 eyes, straightened his bent atenna, and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head. "What a freocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous? The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there's one thing I"ve learned during my intergalatic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop his penis over his shoulder twice, and then stick it in his ear."
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How do you come up with this stuff.... U should be at work putting engines together instead ???