so.........fords dont rust? 
Um lets see
Speed kills, Drive a Ford and live forever.
It is so quiet here you can hear the Fords rusting in the fields.
Have you driven over a Ford lately?
Bumper sticker for a Ford--This car is constipated, It won't pass anything.
90 percent of all Ford's made in the last ten years are still on the road, The other 10 percent made it home.
Nothing runs like a Ford. Thank God.
Buy a Ford and you buy the best, Drive a mile and walk the rest.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Ford?
A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
(The next three were sent to me by Robert Flanery in KS) Thanks Robert..
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside most streets?
A: So Ford owners will have a nice place to walk home.
Why do people buy Fords? Because they are Affordable.
Q: Did you hear about the new Ford Trucks?
A: They come with tailgate heaters to keep your hands warm when you are
pushing them home.
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Ford is now installing voice-activated cell phones in their cars and SUVs. Do you know how these things work? If you say, "office," it'll call your office; you say, "home," it'll dial your home; and if you say "Firestone," it'll dial 911.
-Jay Leno
The Galls a Dodge family sent me the next 6 jokes. Thank You.. LOL
Q: Why is Ford making their trucks more aerodynamic?
A: To save the Dodge gas when pulling the Ford home.
Q: How much can a Ford pull?
A: As much as the Dodge towing it can.
Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a hill?
A: A miracal.
Q: What's the diffrence between a Ford and a Yugo?
A: The name.
Q: Why do Ford trucks ride up so high?
A: So it's eaiser to crawl underneath.
Q: What's the diffrence between a Ford and a salesman?
A: You can slam the door on a salesman.
Wayne sent me the next 11 Ford sayings. Thanks Wayne...
This song in the 60's was written while following a Ford. Smoke gets in your eyes.. By the Platters... Just kidding.
If you are following someone driving a Ford and you get seperated. How do you get back on their trail? Follow the smoke.
When you see a cloud of smoke at a ball game, you know everyone is leaving driving Fords.
Ford oweners are exempt from paying the EPA pollution fines.
What's wrong with your car? Well the carburetor don't carb, the generator won't gin, the fan don't fan, and the pistons, they don't work either. You must have a Ford.
Why do newer models of Fords last longer? The parts come from Japan.
Why do most people think Fords are fast? When they take off, theirs a cloud of smoke, but not from the tires.
How far will a Ford go? Depends on how many junk yards you can stop at to get parts.
When you are on a long trip with a Ford what do you tell the service station attendant when you pull up to the gas pumps? Check the gas, and fill it up with oil!
Why do you never have to change the oil in a Ford? It changes it's self, when you add oil daily.
Why do Fords never rust? Metal with oil on it don't rust.
Ford Acronyms
Foolish Owners Regret Daliy
Four thousand or more recalled daily
Fools Outta Ride Donkeys
Flip over read directions
Ford owners recommend Dodge
Four old rusty doors
Fails on rainy days
Fear of road detours
Full of rodent droppings
Flying oil returns daily
Found on road dead
Fix or repair daily
Fix or replace daily
First on recall day
First on race day
Fast only rolling downhill
Flopped on race day
First on rust & deterioration
Fear of recall day
Fresh oil required daily
Fix or return to dealer
Below are the sites that helped make this page so much better.
FORD ACRONYMS BACKWARDS
Driver returns on foot
Dodge rules over Ford
Don't run on friday
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