I was selling a trailer on the recycler and as usual you get these floks who wanna give more money than your asking . So I told one guy "Sure , send me a cheque and I wont give you shit. " So next thing you know I have check for $10,000 .
 
I kept asking the guy to call me if he wanted me to proceed . I got 5 calls in a row from a blocked number . He then E-mails me sayin that he called and I didnt answer . Of course not , your fukin number is restricted dumbshit ! I asked him to call back the next day and I ended up getting a call from some guy who spoke good english with an accent . After a little bit he asked me if I spoke spanish . I said "Si ablo espaniol , y un chingo . Digame con que le puedo ayudar . " He starts goin into some shit about only wanting the axles for an exsisting trailer he has . He kept low balling me and eventually told him to kick rocks until he was able to pay what I wanted .

Of course I didnt cash the cheque , and the guy kept harrasing me through E-mails . At one point he said if I didnt follow through he was gonna call the FBI on me . I resonded with " Call the FBI , I'll be sure to give them the check you sent me while they're here ." Of course after our phone conversation which he never mentioned it was him , he was never heard from again . Anyone else ever tried some shit like this ?

-beerjet-

And then the line goes . "I will arrange to have my associate go and pick up the item , at which point you will give the rest of the money less your payment to my associate ." Or something to that affect.

-beerjet-

ahh...... the old Nigerian scam...... a true classic!!

i keep getting those e-mails too, since my boat "IS STILL FOR SALE"....i like messing with them...cause anybody w/ brains (in america) wants to grind u down on your price, everybody wants a deal....
the last on i got  we sent 10 e-mails back and forth...they started the same old way...they will send me a overpayment check and they will set up the shipping...i e mailed the guy back telling him i only take cash..even though it has the price 3 times in the add, wanted to know how much..so i said 1,000,000 belize pesos(a small central american country) in cash , cause i have a offshore account there.>>>LOL>>>.didnt seem to faze the guy, wanted to send me 1,000,000 cheque in american dollars, i still told him cash only again in pesos and gave him the belize currancy conversion ...finally after the 10th e-mail he stopped bugging...gotta have a little fun sometimes

I always ignored those e-mails when I was selling the motorcycle. 

But give me a telemarketer and I'll mess with those guys until I get tired or they hang up.  I'll ask about the weather, I'll ask them to send me a local newspaper, anything I can think of to keep them from talking about what there selling 

The best ones came when I had my race team listed as a business and I would get calls trying to sell me credit card machines.  I'd tell them I would consider one if they would sponsor my race team, that way I could use there machine to run there credit card to fund my racing...      It would take about 30 seconds of me trying to sell sponsorship before they would hang up 

What a bunch of scum bags The sad thing is that old lady in Florida that actually falls for this kind of crap.. Oh by the way if any of you interested in a killer money making oppurtunity let me tell you a little bit about Amway

ya suure sweeden ya,

Absolutley!! I can make you and your friend a triple gold diamond salesman by the end of the week.

-beerjet-