here's the letters going around about you b-rad
May I be cynical for a bit? I hope you don't mind, but with Chairman Brad Martin's latest barrage of cuckoo ballyhoos, I can't resist the urge to make a few cynical comments. Let me get to the crux of the matter: I can't help it if Brad can't take a joke. (Yes, it is singularly apt that Brad's vaporings serve only to safeguard his own power and privilege, but that's an entirely different story.) The last time I heard him ramble on in his characteristically bibulous blather he said something about wanting to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international plagiarism. I feel sorry for the human race when I hear stuff like that. It will not be easy to provide you with a holistic and thematic history of Brad's unbalanced, sick effusions. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that we should tell him where he can stick it. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.)
Why don't more people complain when they see Brad mold your mind and have you see the world not as it is but as he wants you to see it? It's because Brad has mastered the art of tricking people with images and myths. He creates myths about what the world is like and then generates false images to match those myths. This proves to me, at least, that Brad has commented that forcing me to die a slow and painful death is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. I would love to refute that but there seems to be no need, seeing as his comment is lacking in common sense. As I conclude this letter, let me remind you that my goal in writing it was not only to allay the concerns of the many people who have been harmed by Chairman Brad Martin. I sought also to use this letter as a means to debate the efficacy of his xenophobic insinuations.
haha j/k i love the fill in the blank complaint letter
love ya buddy
