Now If-n it were me that little fuker would be colorsanding his bleeding hands off

Sometimes its hard to get others to treat other peoples belongings with respect, does bring up a story that pretty funny though, I think it was 1995 and we were at a jetboat race with a cool little picklefork jet (aluminum) we just had it lettered and one of the "helpers" kept getting on the boat by jumping on the bow, even though we told him a hundred times to stay off the bow, so one night we took this wax from Simonize that had teflon in it, we waxed the deck for two hours, this thing was so slick the bottle would slide down the deck, the next morning we were putting the boat in the water for a final test and he jumps onto the bow, talk about going down like a ton of sh!t, I was laughing so hard I nearly fell in the river too, needless to say, didn't have to tell him after that.