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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: GlassCutter on February 15, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
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Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.
The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.
'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'
'Yes, I remember him as a baby,' says the other mother cheerfully.
'He's a martyr now though,' the mother confides.
'Oh, so sad dear,' says the other..
'And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.'
'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born.'
'He's a martyr too,' says the mother quietly.
'Oh, gracious me . . . , ' says the other.
'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18,' she whispers.
'Yes,' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school.'
'He's a martyr also,' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says .
"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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Couldn't find the joke forum. Is there one?
I thought the whole site was a joke forum... ???
Funny and wrong simultaneously BTW... :thumbup:
GT
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Wholly Crap is that Funny!!!! PMP here! lol
John......OMG lol!
Ray
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OK John so you got me to spit Keystone all over keyboard , heres a small pary of a "whats wrong with the economy " joke from PB :
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,
my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the
Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told
them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive
a truck.
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Ahhh Keystone Don Brimage's favorite beer. :thumbup: Tom I said hi for ya the other day when I was talking to Donnie. He says to say Hi back so there ya go. Sorry about the keyboard.
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Ahhh Keystone Don Brimage's favorite beer. :thumbup: Tom I said hi for ya the other day when I was talking to Donnie. He says to say Hi back so there ya go. Sorry about the keyboard.
Donnie is by far one of the worlds best all around "folks" Thanks John