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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on October 10, 2007, 06:01:59 PM

Title: Diary of a BLONDE
Post by: CHROMEY on October 10, 2007, 06:01:59 PM
Diary of a BLONDE

 
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print Labels....Helllloooo!!!.... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6months.... box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions....8 cups of water  Won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.... car swamped because Soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???

October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November -Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days=instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven"  button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
Title: Re: Diary of a BLONDE
Post by: Luckie Stiff on October 10, 2007, 06:02:57 PM
nice one Chromey  ;D
Title: Re: Diary of a BLONDE
Post by: flytime on October 10, 2007, 08:49:48 PM
LMFAO
Title: Re: Diary of a BLONDE
Post by: FORKEDUP on October 11, 2007, 10:40:15 AM
lmfao, my wife will love that one, she is a blonde and that fits ;D
Title: Re: Diary of a BLONDE
Post by: Boatwidow on October 12, 2007, 11:36:08 AM
Give me my diary back!!!
Title: Re: Diary of a BLONDE
Post by: CHROMEY on October 12, 2007, 11:53:34 AM
as nelson would say "ha ha"
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