SoCal Jet Boats
Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on October 10, 2007, 06:01:59 PM
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Diary of a BLONDE
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print Labels....Helllloooo!!!.... bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6months.... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... wrong instructions....8 cups of water Won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.... car swamped because Soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November -Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days=instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
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nice one Chromey ;D
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LMFAO
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lmfao, my wife will love that one, she is a blonde and that fits ;D
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Give me my diary back!!!
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as nelson would say "ha ha"