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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: alamojimmy on August 27, 2009, 08:26:51 AM
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A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?"
The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please."
The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had.
The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"
The man answered "oh, about 164."
The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity',
'inter-steller space travel', 'the latest medical break throughs',
etc.......
The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a
different tack. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked
and asked what he would have? "A Martini please."
Again it was superb. The robot again asked "what is your IQ sir?"
This time the man answered, "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basketball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this weekend.
The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?
This time the man drawled out "Uh..... bout 50".
The robot clicked then leaned very close and very slowly asked,
"A-r-e y-o-u p-e-o-p-l-e s-t-i-l-l h-a-p-p-y w-i-t-h O-B-A-M-A?
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I love it!! ;D
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X 2 ;D
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great stuff
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copy, paste, mass emails!!! and defnatly going to all my mothers very "opinionated" family members!!! We are the black sheep of the family on her side.
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When I was a trucker I heard it little different, the punch line was, "Oh 10-4 good buddy where'd ya park yer rig?"
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I thot it was gonna be like, "Oh did ya get yer new diverter?' Or "boat runnin yet ?" or "How high is yer roost?"
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WOW thats the funniest thing I have read in awhile. Amusing how the truth is always the funniest... ouch....