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The boat addiction - shes a bitch!
« on: April 06, 2009, 01:26:21 PM »
Today is the third of three days in a row of nice weather here in Stumptown. I'm also about three days behind in my plan to have my dozen winter boat projects wrapped up so I could leak test and maybe cruise around in da boat. Up here 3 days of unused weather opportunity is like pissin 5% of your boat season away.  :sly:

So I'm about 4 steps from done just now - I know the weather ain't going to hold for tomorrow. I've spent the morning dropping the motor back in and doing a bunch of little sheet blah blah. I go to tighten the nuts onto the two large 5/8 stud bolts I have in my forward motor mounts. These studs are "improvements" I made to my homemade engine frame over the long cold winter. First side goes great. Second side is just getting snug and... tink! I hear a little noise and the nut and stud suddenly spin free.

WTFO, my grade 8 stud cracked right off of the weld I made. Course to re-weld it will mean pulling the whole motor again and a delay of many days.  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: I just rolled onto my back on the floor of my little bitch boat and lay there for 20 minutes (cause I'm kinda an old fkr now). During the nap, I carefully compared my options. Either do it right and spend another few nights with her yellowness and away from the family, or.... Hillbillytime (rural Oregon equivalent of ghetto). O0

So I mix up some epoxy resin and dunk the end my leetle bolt in it and shoved it down in my frame. It's kicking while I write this. This old boat sheet is all about staying loose on your standards of excellence! Whenever she throws a curve ball at you, just take it like a man and figure out a way to respond that shows her whos still the idiot boss.
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Re: The boat additiction - shes a bitch!
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 05:32:04 PM »
i know where u r coming from bout 2 years ago had my motor shortblocked and stored it in a friends garage that burn to the ground. so back 2 square one got the new to me motor all machined now have 2 get it assembled and fired up. couldnt be mad at friend he lost 2 harleys and an original indian .
the good thing about being way down here  u can ride pretty much everyday never any ice  ;D
good luck with your projects
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Re: The boat additiction - shes a bitch!
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 05:34:39 PM »
Today is the third of three days in a row of nice weather here in Stumptown. I'm also about three days behind in my plan to have my dozen winter boat projects wrapped up so I could leak test and maybe cruise around in da boat. Up here 3 days of unused weather opportunity is like pissin 5% of your boat season away.  :sly:

So I'm about 4 steps from done just now - I know the weather ain't going to hold for tomorrow. I've spent the morning dropping the motor back in and doing a bunch of little sheet blah blah. I go to tighten the nuts onto the two large 5/8 stud bolts I have in my forward motor mounts. These studs are "improvements" I made to my homemade engine frame over the long cold winter. First side goes great. Second side is just getting snug and... tink! I hear a little noise and the nut and stud suddenly spin free.

WTFO, my grade 8 stud cracked right off of the weld I made. Course to re-weld it will mean pulling the whole motor again and a delay of many days.  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: I just rolled onto my back on the floor of my little bitch boat and lay there for 20 minutes (cause I'm kinda an old fkr now). During the nap, I carefully compared my options. Either do it right and spend another few nights with her yellowness and away from the family, or.... Hillbillytime (rural Oregon equivalent of ghetto). O0

So I mix up some epoxy resin and dunk the end my leetle bolt in it and shoved it down in my frame. It's kicking while I write this. This old boat sheet is all about staying loose on your standards of excellence! Whenever she throws a curve ball at you, just take it like a man and figure out a way to respond that shows her whos still the idiot boss.

Sorry for your troubles Steve, the grade 8 fastener broke because of the weld, the temper was heated out, try using a grade 5 bolt, it will be less effected and the finished product will be stonger due to an even "temper",

Git er done   BTW, I use WTFO on a daily basis  ;D

I told you I speak the language, let me know if there is Jack shat I can do...

GT
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If i get some free time tonight at work, ill play with it and post it for everyone to see.

Time to man up and yank it John!  :banghead:
Ray

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Re: The boat additiction - shes a bitch!
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 06:30:27 PM »
Sounds like you had a productive nap under the boat.  There's always another way to git 'er dun.  Thank goodness for two part epoxy and duct tape.  What would a handyman do without them?

Is the O in WTFO for "over"??  Where the heck did that come from?  I've heard a bunch of different guys on the jobsites saying it and nobody can tell me where it came from.  A movie or something?  It's kind of growing on me...
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Re: The boat additiction - shes a bitch!
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 06:33:17 PM »
Thanks for the laffs.  With that attitude you will be on the water in no time!    Kharma coming your way for finishing off my day with a laff.  ;D
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Re: The boat addiction - shes a bitch!
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 08:12:12 PM »
Update:
Got the little bitch into the water just for a leak test about 5pm tonight. The test was successful - there were leaks! Nothing major. I think I can get all of them snuffed out tomorrow. We may get 1 more day of nice weather.  ;D ;D

If so, then I can get her out on the water tomorrow and try the new diverter and cables.

Yeah GT I figured out the grade 8 HT thing during the nap. I probably even dunked it in water after the weld.  :banghead: But now those two welds are entombed inside a billet puck under 500 lbs of motor and it was time to revert to a big hammer and more bondo.

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Re: The boat additiction - shes a bitch!
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 08:15:08 PM »

Is the O in WTFO for "over"??  Where the heck did that come from? 

Yes. Vietnam or maybe even WWII? Sometime back b4 cell phones when there were 2-way radios and the guy with the big antenna got shot at all the time.
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Re: The boat addiction - shes a bitch!
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 10:00:41 PM »
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Update:
Got the little bitch into the water just for a leak test about 5pm tonight. The test was successful - there were leaks! Nothing major. I think I can get all of them snuffed out tomorrow. We may get 1 more day of nice weather.   

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I just rolled onto my back on the floor of my little bitch boat and lay there for 20 minutes (cause I'm kinda an old fkr now).

Maybe it's just me, lol But I never got much when I used that kinda terminology with my cars, or the boat. (Let alone the ladies, tho these days, you're pretty much OK as long as you don't spout off the "C" word, lol). Maybe talk nicer to it? Dunno if that'll help, Just me thinking out loud. (Funny though!!!)

At least you found somewhat of a solution, that's good. Funny stuff, keep it up!

Ray
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Re: The boat addiction - shes a bitch!
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2009, 03:17:40 PM »
Ray you are probably on to something there about talking nicer to her.  :)
We had an extra day of sun. So I went for round 2 of leak test and that morphed into sea trials. Got all but 2 cooling water leaks stopped and know where the last 2 are. Made the command decision that these were not a safety issue. Looked around the ramp area for a boat that could come get me if I broke down and went all the way in.

Looking 20/20 hindsight I know now that all I had was about 1/4" too much incorrect adjustment in the reverser of my new Place Diverter. Thought I had checked it all out in the garage but guess not. So I was having trouble getting to medium throttle. Idle was OK but throttle lever would stick at mid throttle. But I was having fun anyhoo. Came into the dock to start figuring out what was up and realized I wasn't going to be able to ease her up to the dock like I used to. Came in HOT.  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: Oh well least nobody saw me munch the dock!! Heh heh.

Went back out for one round of rooster just to put my scent mark on the river. Came back in, got the trailer, loaded up the boat and went to goose her up just about 3" more so I wouldn't have to strain my old fart muscles.. Again, didn't have the reverser linkage QUITE RIGHT.... was thinking like the boat was BEFORE the new diverter install...Wham hole shot up the trailer and gotta new dent in the back doors of my suburban with a little yellow paint too. :banghead: :mad: :screwy:

Got home and started troubleshooting. Saw immediately that the reverse bucket was just going up too fast/early. Made a quick adjustment (that I thought I already had done) and moved the clevis 1/4" higher (shorted the cable length) and - worked like a champ.  :sly: Why did I not notice this during the 4-5 days I put into hooking the new cables and diverter up????

So I call that a basic boating day at least for me. It was a draw. The yellow girl gave some and got some.
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