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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: Nordie on February 04, 2009, 10:18:51 AM

Title: Food Poisoning
Post by: Nordie on February 04, 2009, 10:18:51 AM

Man it freaking sucks I been in bed for 2 days now and still don't feel right...

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: 2savage4you on February 04, 2009, 10:20:44 AM

Quote from: 1980Nordic on February 04, 2009, 10:18:51 AM

Man it freaking sucks I been in bed for 2 days now and still don't feel right...

Um , did Omar have his way with you again ???

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: JWBOYER21 on February 04, 2009, 10:42:44 AM

i remember the first time i got it was from panda express about six hours before we left for havasu! that was a shitty weekend! lots of gatorade! and the blue one looks cool when you puke it up too!  ;D hang in there nordie!

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: Nordie on February 04, 2009, 11:00:37 AM

My first time was del-taco...this time was a polish dog with kraut even typing that makes me feel sick

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: Rogers Hopeful on February 04, 2009, 02:35:25 PM

my first was undercooked chicken from my college dining area.  and i was on duty as the RA that night and could not switch shifts with anyone!!!  yeah bad night!!

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: SkyHarborCowboy on February 04, 2009, 02:45:51 PM

I had two roommates eat at the same taco place on the corner of Springdale and Westminter called Franciscos that was spelled wrong.  I came home from work and Harald was sitting in his toilet moaning "Oh, Ooooh oh oooooooooh ohooooooooooooh" splash (from both ends) and flush this was going on for 10 minutes.  About 20 minutes later he was still singing his tune when my other roommate comes running in the house squeezing his ass cheeks so hard his veins are blowing out of his neck and hears Harald in the bathroom moaning his tune.  Larry tries to break the door down and then looks at me and says, "Joe, I need to use your bathroom"  I said hell no, I know what your going to do to it laughing!  Anyway, he charges into my bathroom and for the next 2 hours all I hear is, moaning splashing and toilets flushing in stereo!  Those guys had a rough day.  Luckily, Larry's buddy ate another kind of meat because we didnt have anymore toilets in the house!  I called the taco place and told them what happened and to trash the meat.

Joe

PS.  I have had it three times!  Twice from Popeyes and once I did it to myself.  I poltergiested one time and it came out so hard I thought I broke my front teeth.  It must have shot out at 50 mph because it landed about 10 feet away from me!  Not fun stuff!

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: beerjet on February 04, 2009, 02:59:48 PM

Quote from: 2savage4you on February 04, 2009, 10:20:44 AM

Um , did Omar have his way with you again ???

You didnt get sick last time I went over and had my way with you ......  :sly:

Quote from: 1980Nordic on February 04, 2009, 11:00:37 AM

this time was a polish dog with kraut

Sounds like Brad if you ask me  :sly:

Hope you feel better muffin .  :-*

-beerjet-

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: Nordie on February 04, 2009, 03:44:07 PM

Worst part is today is ashleys birthday and I have no energy to do anything...and she is drinking in front of me

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 04, 2009, 06:58:59 PM

There is only one member on this site who is polish...and it wouldnt surprise me if he had his way with you.

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: povertyjet on February 04, 2009, 07:40:16 PM

okay, I'm an idiot, what's poltergiested?

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: IRRebel on February 04, 2009, 11:41:47 PM

Had it twice, did it both times to myself  :banghead:

First time, was quite harmeless to any innocent bystanders when I was single and the kids were with their mom in Philly. Anyway, cooked up some chicken on the grill, apparently not long enough and since been better about where I buy meats. Regardless, had me on the toilet and my face in a trash can for what seemed hours.  Took me 2 days to recover and then another 2 days to clean up what I had done. lol.

Second time, my kids remember well. They were 9 and 11 at the time. Cindy came home with the kids, they went to school where she taught, I had been home alone all day. Decided to make my own lunch on the grill, Mexican style Carne Asada. Don't try that unless you're mexican by the way, and watch where you buy the meat.

To make a long story short, which is already too late and I don't know why I care to share it to begin with, Cindy came home.

I had, apparently, and quite successfully, made this gawd awful stink reach the front door from the Master Bathroom, where I was still enthroned. Cindy tried, in vain, to see if I was ok, then simply went outside and called me on my cell to check on me, then to inform me she was taking the kids out for dinner and a movie, and that I might want to consider calling in a Hazmat team in the interim.

This incident was always, and still is,  referred to as "The Dump". lol. My kids recollect it often at the most inoportune times.


Ray

 

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: SkyHarborCowboy on February 05, 2009, 05:13:26 AM

Poltergiesting is throwing up aWith extreme velocity.  Imagine your Berkley at max thrust!

Joe

Quote from: povertyjet on February 04, 2009, 07:40:16 PM

okay, I'm an idiot, what's poltergiested?

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: jet boat performance on February 05, 2009, 09:39:21 AM

Rap on wood I havent missed a day of work (sick) in many years , when we went to SF to pick up that Elimiantor a few months back ,Ro and I stopped for A Big breakfast "Sandi" at Carls junior  I HURLED FOR 3 DAYS , on my back in bed , gatorade and icechips thought I was dyin ! Even now when I think about it I get queezy  :banghead:

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: JWBOYER21 on February 05, 2009, 09:52:09 AM

Quote from: jet boat performance on February 05, 2009, 09:39:21 AM

Even now when I think about it I get queezy  :banghead:

i know what you mean tom. i still get sick thinking about when i had it  :-X

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: Nordie on February 05, 2009, 08:41:23 PM

today was my first day back in the swing but thinking about stuff still makes me queezy...here is the funny part i guess i had a flu bug cause now my gfs dad has it, and he is "mother flowering" me wherever he may be whether its in bed or the john...all i can say is i feel his pain

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: jet boat performance on February 05, 2009, 08:47:16 PM

Glad your feeling better, ya never appreciate how good you feel day to day till ya have a bout like that  !

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: Nordie on February 05, 2009, 09:04:58 PM

You can say that again tom...

Title: Re: Food Poisoning
Post by: BOOST on February 05, 2009, 10:10:07 PM

 Glad to here your feeling better homeboy.