SoCal Jet Boats
Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: MADSKILLZ on March 12, 2009, 08:18:57 PM
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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in the local supermarket, I was standing in the queue at the till when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out through the door.
Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?
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Oh my god Nick.....I am going to pee my pants ;D ;D ;D
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Goodtimes!!! ;D
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Thats almost as good as the "Im on a boat" song! :D
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hahaha
lmfaooooo
good shit man.
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me and the wife are laughing our asses off ;D
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;D ;D >:D
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I was having the worst evening ever...til now, Thanks, I needed that one fo sho O0
GT
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OMFG that's funny, can't stop re reading it, lol Copy and paste, copy and paste.......
Ray
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In my office reading this, and started to LMAO, couple of guys in here also , looking at me funny, like I lost it :screwy: Good one CJ ;D ;D
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good one
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too funny ;D
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Phuck I'm jealous.....you can lick your balls :o ;D. lol Yep common sense isn't very common is it. I have to tell you one of mine(yours is funnier) but it's true none the less. A decade or so I shoot an elk opening morning, we hunt for another hour or so(was prime time), go back and I gut it. Bro throws is on the atv to drive it back to camp I start walking. Then it happens the first time, a couple of guys coming up the trail stop and ask me "did ya get 1?", I stare at my blood covered arms and say, yes. :screwy: 5 minutes later here comes another group of guys" did ya shoot something" I look at my blood covered body again and say " sure looks that way" :screwy: I'm looking around did someone drop a dumb azz bomb or wtf! A few minutes later I shit you not here comes a 3rd group, pull up , "did ya get one" I say nope....just my time of the month.
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Here's your sign........
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;D
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Phuck I'm jealous.....you can lick your balls :o ;D.
He might let you, just buy him a drink first .
And don't do it in the middle of the street :o
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2 forking funny, i can just imagine the expression on her face >:D ;D