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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: MADSKILLZ on March 12, 2009, 08:18:57 PM

Title: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: MADSKILLZ on March 12, 2009, 08:18:57 PM
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in the local supermarket, I was standing in the queue at the till when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

 On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

 I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

 I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out through the door.

 Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?

 

Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: flytime on March 12, 2009, 08:28:40 PM
Oh my god Nick.....I am going to pee my pants ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: snuff630 on March 12, 2009, 08:57:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  Goodtimes!!!  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: OC2Vegas on March 12, 2009, 09:02:15 PM
Thats almost as good as the "Im on a boat" song!  :D
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on March 12, 2009, 09:06:09 PM
hahaha

lmfaooooo

good shit man.
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: bkplesh on March 12, 2009, 09:27:53 PM
me and the wife are laughing our asses off ;D
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: MADSKILLZ on March 12, 2009, 09:30:05 PM
 ;D ;D >:D
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: GT Jets on March 12, 2009, 10:20:31 PM
I was having the worst evening ever...til now, Thanks, I needed that one fo sho O0

GT
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: IRRebel on March 13, 2009, 02:06:41 AM
OMFG that's funny, can't stop re reading it, lol Copy and paste, copy and paste.......

Ray
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: 76NORDIC on March 13, 2009, 09:19:10 AM
In my office reading this, and started to LMAO, couple of guys in here also , looking at me funny, like I lost it :screwy:  Good one CJ    ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: 82daytona on March 13, 2009, 10:08:39 AM
good one
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: stc315 on March 13, 2009, 04:02:31 PM
too funny  ;D
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: SLCKREG on March 13, 2009, 04:20:46 PM
Phuck I'm jealous.....you can lick your balls :o ;D. lol Yep common sense isn't very common is it. I have to tell you one of mine(yours is funnier) but it's true none the less. A decade or so I shoot an elk opening morning, we hunt for another hour or so(was prime time), go back and I gut it. Bro throws is on the atv to drive it back to camp I start walking. Then it happens the first time, a couple of guys coming up the trail stop and ask me "did ya get 1?", I stare at my blood covered arms and say, yes. :screwy:  5 minutes later here comes another group of guys" did ya shoot something" I look at my blood covered body again and say " sure looks that way" :screwy: I'm looking around did someone drop a dumb azz bomb or wtf!   A few minutes later I shit you not here comes a 3rd group, pull up , "did ya get one" I say nope....just my time of the month.
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: flytime on March 13, 2009, 04:25:40 PM
Here's your sign........
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: MADSKILLZ on March 13, 2009, 07:31:45 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: TrollerDave on March 14, 2009, 12:43:52 AM
Phuck I'm jealous.....you can lick your balls :o ;D.
He might let you, just buy him a drink first .



And don't do it in the middle of the street :o
Title: Re: Funny Story!!!!!
Post by: FORKEDUP on March 14, 2009, 03:26:15 PM
2 forking funny, i can just imagine the expression on her face >:D ;D
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