Happy St. Patty's day ! Me and Mama woke awful thirsty today >:D
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But your not Irish :D
Title: Re: HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
Post by: 76NORDIC on March 17, 2009, 11:59:01 AM
A married irishman went into the confessional and said ti his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same thing as putting it in. Your'e not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put 50$ in the poor box." The irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" The irishman replied, "Yeah but I rubbed the 50$ on the box, and according to you, that's the same thing as putting it in!" ;D
Title: Re: HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
Post by: 76NORDIC on March 17, 2009, 07:12:18 PM
So is all you all going out for the green beer ??? or the Guiness ???