SoCal Jet Boats
Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: Luckie Stiff on February 08, 2010, 07:57:25 PM
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1. never pass up a bathroom
2. never waste a hard on
3. never trust a fart
don't ask :sly:
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They have pills for all three ;D :screwy:
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1. never pass up a bathroom
2. never waste a hard on
3. never trust a fart
don't ask :sly:
I realy dont think I want to hear that story. :-\
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What Ralph cook you up some of his chili were you at home depot ;D >:D
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There's more to it than that.....If we're going for total wisdom here that is... :-\
4-Stand close, it's shorter than you think.
5-No matter how big you think it is, she's seen one larger.
6-Sometimes you need to wipe twice, your aim is the fourth thing to go (I think after the memory :screwy: )
7-It's OK to run the faucet and tap your toe if it's difficult to pee, just pretend you have OCD..... :sly:
8-Blame it on your hurt back, not your limp junk......It takes the pressure off you and may get you a soothing massage. ;)
I can go all week (I have some older friends :sly:)
GT
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1. never pass up a bathroom
2. never waste a hard on
3. never trust a fart
don't ask :sly:
Did you just watch the movie bucket list?
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1. never pass up a bathroom
2. never waste a hard on
3. never trust a fart
don't ask :sly:
Sounds to me like all three may have happened similtaneously. ::)
EWWWWWWW!!!
Been a rough week for the SCJB crew!
Did you have some of Ralphs "Biological Warfare" Chili as well??
Ray