One night a 23 yr old tattooed gangbanger was hassling a dancer at a strip club that was on the second floor. Stripper punched him hard enough that he fell backward over the railing, falling on his head in the parking lot below. He will never be normal again, but they did get most of his brain back into the cavity. Nice shiney plate like you see in the movies to show the homies back in da 'hood. I only laughed a little.
Now the other guy who got kicked by a horse and got a ripped scrotum in the process, now that was a funny story. He kept asking the nurses for "more ointment". Took a while for the nurses to catch on that he was getting off on having his junk handled. They started holding back his pain meds after that. I don't know if the fact that several of the nursed didn't catch on right away, OR that they started loosing his pain meds.
Nurses also have the sickest sense of humor you will ever come across. You've been warned.
