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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: Howard19 on August 16, 2012, 03:56:57 PM
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A doctor from France says:
"In France , the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another
man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments:
"That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's
head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says:
"That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another
person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking
for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately:
"That's nothing my colleagues, you are way behind
us....in the USA , about 3 years ago, we grabbed
a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and
no balls....we made him President of the United
States, and now....... the whole damn country is
looking for work."
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lol
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Now thats some funny shxx!!!
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Haha I like that one
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LOL :thumbup:
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A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from the White House that included Obama. Obama quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet. She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, "Im president Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November." She laughed ans quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"
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There's a reason I call my wife my better half, its cuz she better half dinner on the table when I get home.
Fat fingered from the phone- Corey
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Why are women meant to be in the kitchen? Because they already come with milk and eggs!
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Let's not forget why women don't wear watches either...
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Marriage........ its betting half your shit that its going to work out.