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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: enginedoctor on July 28, 2009, 07:04:03 PM

Title: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: enginedoctor on July 28, 2009, 07:04:03 PM: Kinda reminds me of the old days @ Elsinore The Fishy smell.
Also reminds me about dating strange women......You know,...the girl is slamm'in hot, you are enjoying your
first date, having a great dinner & a few drinks....
After you are both on the dance floor sweating your butts off ,& as the music gets more romantic ,you are both
as one........
Next thing u know that terrible fish smell starts to rise upinto your nostriles..
Time to call it a nite . :P
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: Willow Wog on July 28, 2009, 11:49:34 PM: wow that brought back a couple bad bar nights thanks :banghead: lmao
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: turbo350r on July 29, 2009, 06:42:00 AM: That place is nasty!!! I cant believe its open to the public :screwy:
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: alamojimmy on July 29, 2009, 09:01:21 AM: LOL. I have had those nights. Has anyone else been burned by the belly button rule????? If you are unaware of it, the rule is (and you should always play by the rules) if you get to her belly button on your way down town and don't smell anything yet, that is the point of no return. Even if you smell it, if you are past her belly button, you have to keep going. HAHA. It has "burned" (pun intended) me before. :banghead:
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: IRRebel on July 29, 2009, 09:12:09 AM: Jimmy, I'm never going to a bar with you again, lmao :sly:

Ray
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: GlassCutter on July 29, 2009, 11:54:27 AM: That rule doesn't apply in Elsinore cuz all the ladies smell like the lake. It does make the fish kinda crazy around mating season tho . . .
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: Marcsrollin on July 29, 2009, 11:57:41 AM: I keep saying , keep the women out of the water they are starting to make the fish smell! ;D
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: enginedoctor on July 29, 2009, 12:16:22 PM: Quote from: Marcsrollin on July 29, 2009, 11:57:41 AM
I keep saying , keep the women out of the water they are starting to make the fish smell! ;D

That is funnny :D :D
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: GlassCutter on July 29, 2009, 12:39:33 PM: Not if yer a fish . . . :D
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: enginedoctor on July 29, 2009, 05:23:03 PM: We hadda real attractive neighbor, she was a nurse....

Always complained of examining & finding dead flies & maggets up in there & what not :sly: :sly:

Gotta be careful what u put your crank in these days :thumbup:

Always make sure it is a clean and seasoned piece ;D
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: GlassCutter on July 29, 2009, 06:34:20 PM: Did she find my car keys in a bitch lil redhead with big boobs ? >:D
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: IRRebel on July 30, 2009, 01:41:39 AM: Quote from: GlassCutter on July 29, 2009, 06:34:20 PM
Did she find my car keys in a bitch lil redhead with big boobs ? >:D

...................And my class ring?????????? :D

Ray
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: GlassCutter on July 30, 2009, 08:45:44 AM: My stoopid list of useless lake info . . .

Lake Elsinore is spending $11K to promote fishing in the lake through the airing of a 30 minute video on Fox Sports West.
Between 500,000 and 1 million thumb sized shad and about 6,000 carp and crappie died over the weekend.
"The die off appears to have subsided as of now" officials report.
This is the first major die off since 2002.
It was actually a very small percentage of fish that died, as the 3000 acre lake holds about 10,000 shad per acre and there are about 50-100 larger fish/acre
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: mrsGanz on July 30, 2009, 08:56:24 AM: What cracks me up about this thread is the fact that you run across just as many "fish like" smelling testicles..:o A sweaty ball sack is as fishy as a nasty vag! Wash your balls boys..them stink too! :thumbup:
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: GlassCutter on July 30, 2009, 09:40:15 AM: How come all the chicks on this site are "ball busters"? Mrs. 2sav, TahitiG, and now MsGanz . . . you guys gotta start recruiting somewhere else O0

And NONE of 'em has posted any pics ! I'm gonna have to go back to that graveyard over at RiverChat if this keeps up. Those peeps actually like seeing nekkid women.
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: IRRebel on July 30, 2009, 09:52:38 AM: LMAO!

Quote from: mrsGanz on July 30, 2009, 08:56:24 AM
What cracks me up about this thread is the fact that you run across just as many "fish like" smelling testicles..:o A sweaty ball sack is as fishy as a nasty vag! Wash your balls boys..them stink too! :thumbup:

I dunno, gonna need to get Omar and Nordie to verify this myth............ :screwy:

Ray
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: GlassCutter on July 30, 2009, 10:06:56 AM: Oh shit ! Score one for Ray ! ! ! That's gonna leave a mark.
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: mrsGanz on July 30, 2009, 05:27:02 PM: Quote from: GlassCutter on July 30, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
How come all the chicks on this site are "ball busters"?
Soooooo NOT a ball buster..I just figured if we're gonna rip on the stinky girls, the stinky boys shall not be left out! :sly:
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Those peeps actually like seeing nekkid women.
Hey I'm alllll about nekkid women..shit, Im usually one of 'em..LOL
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: mrsGanz on July 30, 2009, 05:30:39 PM: Quote from: GlassCutter on July 30, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
And NONE of 'em has posted any pics !

my avatar is me..so technically, I have posted a pic..>:D
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: Luckie Stiff on July 30, 2009, 06:05:14 PM: Quote from: mrsGanz on July 30, 2009, 05:30:39 PM
my avatar is me..so technically, I have posted a pic..>:D

Now if only my monitor was 200" instead of 17, then maybe that pic would count >:D
Title: Re: Lake Elsinore....Fish Yuk!
Post by: enginedoctor on July 30, 2009, 06:32:56 PM: Quote from: mrsGanz on July 30, 2009, 05:30:39 PM
my avatar is me..so technically, I have posted a pic..>:D

Welcome... Wish we had more women on this site.....I have always complained about the lack of... :sly:

What good is boating without women anyways ;)