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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: CHROMEY on October 11, 2007, 03:34:22 PM

Title: marijuana firewood
Post by: CHROMEY on October 11, 2007, 03:34:22 PM

    "Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

    "Yes. What can I do for you?"

    "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith .... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."

    The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

    Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

    "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd .... Did the Sheriff come?"

    "Yeah!"

    "Did they chop your firewood?"

    "Yep!"
    "Happy Birthday, buddy!"

    ( Rednecks know how to git-R-dun )

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: Legal Chemistry on October 11, 2007, 04:05:38 PM

 ;D

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: beerjet on October 11, 2007, 05:42:20 PM

Nice !  :D

-beerjet-

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: Toes on the Nose on October 11, 2007, 06:32:29 PM

Good one!!!

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: n8dawg on October 11, 2007, 07:08:57 PM

sweet story!

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: flytime on October 11, 2007, 07:40:27 PM

LMFAO

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: hotrod56cars on October 11, 2007, 08:07:53 PM

Oh thank God, I was getting worried when I read the subject title...

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: FORKEDUP on October 11, 2007, 09:33:23 PM

not all rednecks are stupid ;D

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: CHROMEY on October 12, 2007, 11:54:43 AM

now thats a buddy right there...
...and rod was worried....
he was about to go out to the quikymart and buy a cord of wood.....

Title: Re: marijuana firewood
Post by: hotrod56cars on October 12, 2007, 02:57:11 PM

Quote from: CHROMEY on October 12, 2007, 11:54:43 AM

now thats a buddy right there...
...and rod was worried....
he was about to go out to the quikymart and buy a cord of wood.....

LMFAO   ;D