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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: skee on June 25, 2009, 03:03:16 PM

Title: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: skee on June 25, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Has died..... :(
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: nathan72 on June 25, 2009, 03:05:58 PM
no! not little michael!
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: skee on June 25, 2009, 03:08:27 PM
no! not little michael!
Here we go....make fun of somebody dyin' :mad:  O0  ;D
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on June 25, 2009, 03:10:39 PM
he aint dead yet.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: nathan72 on June 25, 2009, 03:17:16 PM

Here we go....make fun of fun of somebody dyin' :mad:
[/quote] he is a child molester
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: skee on June 25, 2009, 03:21:39 PM
Here we go....make fun of somebody dyin' :mad:  ;D
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: alamojimmy on June 25, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
TMZ says he is a gonner
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: nathan72 on June 25, 2009, 03:26:18 PM
what happend?
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: GlassCutter on June 25, 2009, 03:26:39 PM
Can't wait for some of the less racially tolerant among us to chime in . . .  :-*
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: skee on June 25, 2009, 03:27:31 PM
what happend?
Cardiac Arrest
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: GlassCutter on June 25, 2009, 03:27:57 PM
Headline on Drudge says he died in L.A.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Tahiti Girl on June 25, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
It's confirmed, he died.

That makes 3 this week, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: 2savage4you on June 25, 2009, 03:43:40 PM
I can just imagine the dirty laundry that will be thrown out there now that he has passed.

Im not a fan or supporter of Michael , but really don't want to see the guy slandered..

Let him be......
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Nordie on June 25, 2009, 03:55:17 PM
Farrah went today too actually...the shocker is michael...I had to look it up when I saw this thread and it is confirmed...pretty crazy especially at 50! But he never really looked healthy so who knows...definately not a fan or supporter of him and will probably stop telling my michael jokes, cause they aren't funny anymore!
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: shallow running on June 25, 2009, 04:05:19 PM
good ridins one less child molester in the world!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: GlassCutter on June 25, 2009, 04:09:58 PM
He has been a tortured soul for a very long time.


I had not heard about Ed McMahon.   His last years must not have been much fun either.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: CHROMEY on June 25, 2009, 04:35:27 PM
Quote
and will probably stop telling my michael jokes, cause they aren't funny anymore!

IM thinking of one now....definatly a strange dude no matter how you look at it...
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: GlassCutter on June 25, 2009, 04:38:38 PM
I guess w/ him Dies his dream of his own Station Casino in Vegas... Moles-station
           ................                ....................                     .......................
What does a bride's shoes and Michael Jackson have in common?

They died white.


I learned of the death about 30 minutes before these popped up.    Its a sick sad world.  >:D
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Nordie on June 25, 2009, 04:41:16 PM
Ok one last time

What does michael jackson like about 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them....

Ok I'm done
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on June 25, 2009, 04:41:49 PM
... and will probably stop telling my michael jokes, cause they aren't funny anymore!

because there will newer and better ones out soon!

who woulda figured little boys were so high in cholesterol....  ;D
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: nathan72 on June 25, 2009, 04:53:25 PM
 :D ;D :D O0
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Nordie on June 25, 2009, 05:12:03 PM
 :thumbup: ;D

Now that was funny
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: shallow running on June 25, 2009, 05:15:14 PM


who woulda figured little boys were so high in cholesterol....  ;D
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omg laughing my ass off Brad
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: outlaw97609 on June 25, 2009, 05:39:46 PM
 :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: 76NORDIC on June 25, 2009, 06:12:24 PM
They always say it comes in three's :screwy:
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: IRRebel on June 25, 2009, 06:43:07 PM
Where else but America can you be born a poor black child and die a rich, famous white woman?
 >:D
Ray
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: enginedoctor on June 25, 2009, 06:47:22 PM
They always say it comes in three's :screwy:



Yup.

Don't really feel bad for J.   goes around comes around
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: outlaw97609 on June 25, 2009, 06:57:24 PM
True True
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: enginedoctor on June 25, 2009, 07:16:35 PM
Where else but America can you be born a poor black child and die a rich, famous white woman?
 >:D
Ray


Well done sir ;D
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Luckie Stiff on June 25, 2009, 07:38:18 PM
what happend?

I heard it was a food related death, apparently he choked on a 10 year old weenie  :screwy:
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: OC2Vegas on June 25, 2009, 08:08:22 PM
I love his last song he recorded:

"Dont let your son go down on me"

Why did MJ call Boys to Men:

Thought it was a delivery service!

OK, Im done.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: enginedoctor on June 25, 2009, 08:40:13 PM
I heard it was a food related death, apparently he choked on a 10 year old weenie  :screwy:


   OMG  :o
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: IRRebel on June 25, 2009, 08:48:52 PM
Lol, I'm gonna miss those jokes!
They were so easy to come up with!

Ray
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: jjpp250 on June 25, 2009, 10:22:27 PM
How many of you tried to moonwalk? Mike was a great performer he just had some personal problems....
or fedishes or what every he called it...
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Rogers Hopeful on June 25, 2009, 11:27:11 PM
heard this one at work

MJ's final words... "take me to the childrens hospital."




but personal life aside.. he was a great performer.
RIP King of Pop
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: sturat 514 on June 26, 2009, 07:45:24 AM
micheal jackson was 90% plastic, so they decided to melt him down and make lego blocks out of him so that kids could play with him for a change.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: sturat 514 on June 26, 2009, 07:45:58 AM
Ok last one >:D

 Farrah died and went to heaven, where Jesus met her and thanked her for being such a good person. He asked her what he could do for her, and she said she wanted all the kids of the world to be safe......

Poof..Micheal Jackson Died
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: MORBEER on June 26, 2009, 11:44:55 AM
since michael jackson was mostly made of plastic he will be melted and turned into legos so little boys can continue to play with him.
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: Nordie on June 26, 2009, 12:59:13 PM
And the jokes begin!
Title: Re: Michael Jackson.....
Post by: outlaw97609 on June 26, 2009, 01:42:10 PM
The jokes never ended did they?
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