SoCal Jet Boats

Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: GAWnCA on February 15, 2008, 04:47:53 PM

Title: MIKE AND HIS BOAT
Post by: GAWnCA on February 15, 2008, 04:47:53 PM

Bob walks into a bar and sees Mike sitting at the end of the bar with a great big smile on his face. Bob says, 'Mike, what are you so happy for?'

'Well Bob, I gotta tell ya.. Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and a redhead came up to me.. Tits out to here, Bob. Tits out to here!  She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat'?  I said 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.'  So I took her way out, Bob. I turned off the key and I said' It's either screw or swim!  She couldn't swim, Bob. She couldn't swim!"

The next day Bob walks into a bar and sees Mike sitting at the end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face. Bob says, 'What are you happy about today Mike?'  'Well Bob.... I gotta tell ya... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me...tits out to here, Bob. Tits out to here!  She said 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'  I told her 'Sure you can have a ride in my boat.' So I took her way out, Bob.  Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, It's either screw or swim!' She couldn't swim, Bob! She couldn't swim!'

A couple days pass and Bob walks into a bar and sees Mike cryin over a beer.

Bob says, 'Mike, what are you so sad for?'

'Well Bob, I gotta tell ya .... Yesterday I was out waxin' my boat, just waxin' my boat, and the most desirable brunette came up to me...tits WAY out to here, Bob.  Tits WAY out to here.  She says, 'Can I have a ride in your boat?'  So I said, 'Sure you can have  a ride in my boat. So I took her way out, Bob, way WAY out... Much further than the last two I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said It's either screw or swim!'  She pulled down her pants and ..... 
 
She had a pecker, BOB!  She had this great BIG ol' pecker!... And I can't swim BOB! and I can't swim!"

Title: Re: MIKE AND HIS BOAT
Post by: hotrod56cars on February 15, 2008, 05:41:05 PM

LMFAO, that was funny as hell.

Title: Re: MIKE AND HIS BOAT
Post by: FORKEDUP on February 15, 2008, 06:23:05 PM

oh shit, i think i just pissed my self ;D                no not really, but that was funnier than hell ;D

Title: Re: MIKE AND HIS BOAT
Post by: The Chaz on February 15, 2008, 08:13:38 PM

That's messed up :sly:

Title: Re: MIKE AND HIS BOAT
Post by: bkplesh on February 15, 2008, 08:18:17 PM

 ;Dlmfao :D

Title: Re: MIKE AND HIS BOAT
Post by: just squirtin on February 15, 2008, 10:32:23 PM

shits and giggles to that one