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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: 82daytona on February 11, 2013, 05:54:18 PM

Title: My almost thread
Post by: 82daytona on February 11, 2013, 05:54:18 PM: This thread is for all your almost.....
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: 82daytona on February 11, 2013, 05:57:04 PM: So just today I almost won the lotto, I almost got a ticket, I almost bought the awesomest atc 250 (1986) I almost finished my boat. Stay tuned for more almost
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 11, 2013, 05:58:00 PM: I almost gave a shit
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: 82daytona on February 11, 2013, 05:59:22 PM: And I almost went to Parker to hang with big johnson
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: beerjet on February 11, 2013, 06:00:38 PM: "I almost didn't see this coming....."
-Says every blind hooker.

-beerjet-
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: beerjet on February 11, 2013, 06:01:14 PM: This is almost a thread. ...

-beerjet-
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: quick olds on February 11, 2013, 06:15:38 PM: I amost smogged my motor home today
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 11, 2013, 06:43:00 PM: I almost locked this thread
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: 82daytona on February 11, 2013, 07:03:42 PM: I almost pooped in a urinal
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: JMS-1 on February 11, 2013, 07:07:00 PM: I almost didn't get a F$$king cell phone ticket today... almost
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Marcsrollin on February 11, 2013, 07:21:49 PM: I almost got a job today!
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Post by: FORKEDUP on February 11, 2013, 07:24:52 PM: i almost think 82 is a funny f*c**r

laughed my ass of reading this thread
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: svssr95 on February 11, 2013, 08:01:21 PM: I almost posted to this.
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: GT Jets on February 11, 2013, 08:58:52 PM: Quote from: Brad @ SCJB on February 11, 2013, 06:43:00 PM
I almost locked this thread
I almost want you to...
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: mobboss on February 11, 2013, 09:04:25 PM: i almost cared >:D
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: MID-LAKE-CRISIS on February 11, 2013, 09:12:57 PM: i like almost like this.. :)
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Marcsrollin on February 11, 2013, 09:13:31 PM: I almost started a diet.

Thank god I dodged that bullet!
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: uncleBOBBY on February 11, 2013, 09:14:28 PM: I almost craped my pants
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: beerjet on February 12, 2013, 01:39:17 AM: I almost stopped posting naked....
;)

-beerjet-
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: 82daytona on February 12, 2013, 06:12:42 AM: I almost sang Gangam style on karaoke
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Marcsrollin on February 12, 2013, 03:58:47 PM: Quote from: 82daytona on February 12, 2013, 06:12:42 AM
I almost sang Gangam style on karaoke

That's almost as funny as almost buying a twin turbo kit!
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Antdogg714 on February 12, 2013, 04:14:19 PM: I almost drank to death.
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: BIG JOHNSON on February 12, 2013, 07:21:47 PM: Quote from: 82daytona on February 11, 2013, 05:59:22 PM
And I almost went to Parker to hang with big johnson

It's chilly on the water, tomorrow is gonna be warmer.

Almost.

Sent from DROID RAZR MAXX HD
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: beerjet on February 13, 2013, 09:43:40 AM: I almost jerked off 3 times last night.....
In front of a mirror of course.

-beerjet-
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: svssr95 on February 13, 2013, 11:03:51 AM: Quote from: beerjet on February 13, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
I almost jerked off 3 times last night.....
In front of a mirror of course.

-beerjet-

Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.........You sure about your almost??
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: ka0tyk on February 13, 2013, 11:23:54 AM: Quote from: beerjet on February 13, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
I almost jerked off 3 times last night.....
In front of a mirror of course.

-beerjet-

are you saying you didnt jerk at all? or that you did it 2 times and couldnt finish the 3rd?
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 13, 2013, 11:25:27 AM: Quote from: ka0tyk on February 13, 2013, 11:23:54 AM
are you saying you didnt jerk at all? or that you did it 2 times and couldnt finish the 3rd?

no, he went the extra mile and did it 4 times.
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: ka0tyk on February 13, 2013, 11:26:53 AM: Quote from: Brad @ SCJB on February 13, 2013, 11:25:27 AM
no, he went the extra mile and did it 4 times.

(https://www.socaljetboats.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.sbnation.com%2Fassets%2F1384167%2Fyuck_imdone.gif&hash=1f2d2e0420315a4f4f16989e1df2ff691caa1376)
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 13, 2013, 11:30:11 AM: [attachimg=1]
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: IRRebel on February 13, 2013, 11:37:28 AM: OMG! BRAD!!!! Jeezuz! LMAO!

I guess I should toss in I was almost turned on by this............. :sly:

Ray
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Brad @ SCJB on February 13, 2013, 11:38:27 AM: Quote from: IRRebel on February 13, 2013, 11:37:28 AM
OMG! BRAD!!!! Jeezuz! LMAO!

I guess I should toss in I was almost turned on by this............. :sly:

Ray

youre sick dude, go seek help :screwy:
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: beerjet on February 13, 2013, 12:09:20 PM: Quote from: Brad @ SCJB on February 13, 2013, 11:25:27 AM
no, he went the extra mile and did it 4 times.

;)

-beerjet-
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: JordanDangerfield on February 13, 2013, 12:28:31 PM: I almost found this thread amusing.
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: Squirrel Master on February 13, 2013, 01:28:25 PM: almost not nice but almost funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: 88CARRERA on February 13, 2013, 08:25:40 PM: It's almost boating season
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: JordanDangerfield on February 13, 2013, 08:28:31 PM: And my boat almost works!
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: SuperJet on February 13, 2013, 08:49:41 PM: Quote from: Brad @ SCJB on February 13, 2013, 11:25:27 AM
no, he went the extra mile and did it 4 times.

Over achiever >:D
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: 82daytona on February 15, 2013, 03:01:19 PM: I almost just lost my finger :P
Title: Re: My almost thread
Post by: beerjet on February 15, 2013, 11:48:33 PM: Quote from: 82daytona on February 15, 2013, 03:01:19 PM
I almost just lost my finger :P

Thats what happens when you almost buy good toilet paper....

-beerjet-