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Discussion => The No Wake Zone => Topic started by: stc315 on February 26, 2009, 01:09:33 PM

Title: New Boat Name
Post by: stc315 on February 26, 2009, 01:09:33 PM
Wife and I have been trying to name the new boat and I think we've got the final name picked out.

Miss Conduct

What do you guys think? Sounds kind of proper and bad at the same time.
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: JWBOYER21 on February 26, 2009, 01:15:38 PM
not too bad!
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: stc315 on February 26, 2009, 01:18:29 PM
Also thought about Squat N Squirt, but that's a little too improper lmao. Not to mention explaining it to the grandkids  :o
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: IRRebel on February 26, 2009, 02:50:29 PM
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Also thought about Squat N Squirt, but that's a little too improper lmao. Not to mention explaining it to the grandkids 

Now THAT'S funny sheit right there, I don't care who you are, ROFLMAO ;D

Ray
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: crewchief22 on February 26, 2009, 05:51:56 PM
I wanted to name the Hondo "Miss Understanding" but the wife apparently wasn't  ;)
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: IRRebel on February 26, 2009, 06:11:21 PM
Now that's funny too! Were my wife alive, I would really have to think about what to name the Moo Boat. Else, get my ass kicked. Thread jacking here, but MY thought was Udder Nonsense. Chime in anytime guys, it ain't painted on yet.

Bear in mind, my wife named her cat (The one I just Dr Kavorkianed, with much pleasure I might add) Snatch.

Given that, what , "Titty Express"? , " Breast Pump", or what else you got ;D

Ray

BTW, I think the first one is awesome. Though I like the Squat and Squirt thing, although I'm quite she she don't.
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: GT Jets on February 26, 2009, 06:30:28 PM
I have a buddy who named his boat "Miss My Wife"  ;D

Other good ones with Miss

Miss Informed
Miss Money
Mist It By That Much

As far as the damn cow boat, I'm more thinking things like Whipped Cream, Udder Control, The Udder Boat, Saggy Tits... ;D

GT
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: IRRebel on February 26, 2009, 06:34:59 PM
Oh now it's become the Damn Cow boat,.......hay, maybe THAT's it!!!!!
Ray
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: Nordie on February 26, 2009, 06:48:22 PM
its even easier then that "like boost said" got milk?
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: GT Jets on February 26, 2009, 06:50:35 PM
Oh now it's become the Damn Cow boat,.......hay, maybe THAT's it!!!!!
Ray
Trust me, if you have not called "the damn boat" at least once yet, you soon will, it's a friggen conspiracy I tell you. :banghead:

GT
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: povertyjet on February 26, 2009, 07:04:27 PM
...how bout "misst my period"
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: GT Jets on February 26, 2009, 07:05:25 PM
...how bout "misst my period"

 :o           :P             :banghead:

GT
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: IRRebel on February 26, 2009, 07:06:59 PM
now THAT'S a name for a fast boat!

Ray
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: stc315 on February 27, 2009, 03:48:06 AM
I like Udder Nonsense or That Damn Cow Boat, by the way my last name is Cowey. I almost painted a car with the cow pattern lol. I do really like it on a boat.
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: GlassCutter on February 28, 2009, 02:21:12 PM
IT JUST CAME TO ME :  More Cowbell

What did you expect from a hardcore Blue Oyster Cult fan  ::)
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: Nordie on February 28, 2009, 02:37:46 PM
the tahiti needs a name still as well
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: 76NORDIC on February 28, 2009, 05:49:27 PM
Just came up with one for mine...... CHIRROSIS OF THE RIVER....... what do ya guys think ???
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: skee on February 28, 2009, 06:09:11 PM
Just came up with one for mine...... CHIRROSIS OF THE RIVER....... what do ya guys think ???
Sir Osis of the River  :o
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: schick on February 28, 2009, 06:29:52 PM
 Dave Holsteen, when he was alive and racing, was called udder confusion. Sorry for the jack. schick
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: IRRebel on February 28, 2009, 11:22:03 PM
If anybody jacked it, it was me,  ;D

I completely forgot about the Christopher Walken "Gotta have more cowbell" thing from SNL! THAT'S funny, lol

Ray
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: kohensdad on March 01, 2009, 03:23:14 AM
I vote "Udder Nonsense"  and how about "Miss Behavin'" for stc's float?
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: 2savage4you on March 01, 2009, 06:26:28 AM
All the names so far sound like soap opera type shit....BORING

Need to spice it up........... ;D
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: IRRebel on March 01, 2009, 08:48:20 AM
"Titty Float", "Milk Me", "Pull and Squirt", "It Comes by the Gallon", Any of those grab you Steve?  ;D

I can get worse if I put my mind to it, lol

Better yet, Where's Omar? :sly:

Ray
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: DTeem on March 01, 2009, 08:54:52 AM
Udderly Ridiculous
Udder Nonesense
Udder My Nose
Udder Fool

or

Udder Malicoius
Over and Udder  Again
Udderly Ridiculous
Udderly Empty
Udderly Inapropriate

Thinking about naming our Gemini "Just Us", or some play on that. Is there a forum of boat names that have been used, and forgotten in an archive somewhere?
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: jet boat performance on March 01, 2009, 09:11:04 AM
Geez you guys are really "Milking this"   ;)
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: DTeem on March 01, 2009, 09:28:43 AM
One more: COWABUNGA!
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: crewchief22 on March 01, 2009, 09:43:42 AM
Milk Maid  :o     


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Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: IRRebel on March 01, 2009, 09:49:03 AM
Methinks I think I need to paint my boat........................ :banghead:

Ray
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: schick on March 01, 2009, 04:30:16 PM
Try "Four Boo Beez"            You have to think about it for a minute. schick
Title: Re: New Boat Name
Post by: Ghost Rider on March 07, 2009, 06:52:38 AM
How about the  "The Milk Man" ?  Was not the Milk Man, banging our grandmothers while gramps was off to work? lol
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